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PetiteFeet said:
looks like a pet grooming tool at a glance, one of those gloves for short furred dogs/horses.
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Nothing beats the soccer-themed one
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Like a rubber ducky, right? :lit:

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Me and my partner were discussing bottom surgery where they put a pump in your balls, so you need to squeeze your balls to use the pump. Realistically, can you ask for a squeaky pump? I am absolutely serious when I ask this, it would be the best thing in my transition if I could make my balls squeak
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Bad news in the comments. :)

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PetiteFeet said:
Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.
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I agree. 1) guided instructions on how to use the toilet??? 2) just the idea of using a urinal cake to wipe??? Besides everything else: why would there be a communal, re-usable toilet paper?
 
The post by ‘Kady’… is upset that people treat them differently “once they know” and whether they’re “cute or not”.

Kady, everyone already knows, trust me.

‘Cute’ has nothing to do with your sex and is one of the most shallow definitions of a characteristic of women I’ve ever seen.
 
NSA Intern said:
Is the solution to the proliferation of the tranny gene to get all of them on neutering female sex hormones or ball-removing srs as soon as possible?
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Yes. It is natures way to fix humanity.
For too long we have prevented natural selection to do its job. Now nature has escalated and found a way to
restore order and have natural selection once again work and weed out the undesireable genes.

Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.
 
NSA Intern said:
Is the solution to the proliferation of the tranny gene to get all of them on neutering female sex hormones or ball-removing srs as soon as possible?
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What Cuckoman said:
Cuckoman said:
Yes. It is natures way to fix humanity.
For too long we have prevented natural selection to do its job. Now nature has escalated and found a way to
restore order and have natural selection once again work and weed out the undesireable genes.

Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.
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I feel like this is probably a more generic discussion for the main tranny thread, though. I'm still too bamboozled by someone who apparently thought urinal cakes were for wiping. Absolutely remarkable.
 
Cuckoman said:
Almost all of these troons have a myriad of disabilities, flaws and autism. All this will be weeded out from the genepool when they do their gender affirming care.
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I'm also glad that the upcoming government has said that they were going to look into the underlying causes of autism to cure them. It's honestly baffling when you realize how many trannies are also autists.

I don't think you eliminate one by getting rid of the other but hey, every bit helps.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah that's fucking horseshit. It's a cope comment posted by a Troon to try and convince other Troons the lie that straight men would want to fuck a Troon, or that you can hide being a Troon from a prospective partner for two months and suddenly spring it on them and the guy be totally fine with it.
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Have to imagine a lot of the shock and disgust in these men is "how the fuck didnt I notice a lot faster?".. And frankly I have to ask because how couldnt they? Even those young transitioners like Jazz, well they may not look like some dude who transition post purberty, you can tell someone did something really fucked up to them as a kid: The proportions are all off in their own fucked up way. Dude must have been used to being around polycule mutants.
 
FiveStarAce said:
Or italy.
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Not Italy, no. In fact, Italians are taller than average. But there are some places where 5'4" is about the average height for men...but I don't think our friend is roaming around these places.

Average human height by country - Wikipedia

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East Timor158.7 cm (5 ft 2+1⁄2 in)
Guatemala160.1 cm (5 ft 3 in)
Liberia161.1 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Cambodia161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Nepal161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Papua New Guinea161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Bolivia162 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Bangladesh162.1 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Laos – Vientiane162.2 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Madagascar – Antananarivo Province163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Nepal163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Not Italy, no. In fact, Italians are taller than average. But there are some places where 5'4" is about the average height for men...but I don't think our friend is roaming around these places.

Average human height by country - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org

East Timor158.7 cm (5 ft 2+1⁄2 in)
Guatemala160.1 cm (5 ft 3 in)
Liberia161.1 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Cambodia161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Nepal161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Papua New Guinea161.7 cm (5 ft 3+1⁄2 in)
Bolivia162 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Bangladesh162.1 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Laos – Vientiane162.2 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Madagascar – Antananarivo Province163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
Nepal163 cm (5 ft 4 in)
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Not tranny related, but when you look at this list, it quickly becomes obvious that some populations would be way taller if they had access to basic adequate nutrition.

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N and S Koreans are genetically identical populations, yet South Koreans have 4-5 inches of height on their North Korean brethren.
 
Peaches Demure said:
Not tranny related, but when you look at this list, it quickly becomes obvious that some populations would be way taller if they had access to basic adequate nutrition.
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2005, North Korea in the 1990s was beyond the pale, their worst famine era so bet they had just shrunk a fair bit too over the past decade. They are doing better these days but are still shorter and skinnier on average than their southern brethren. Will never probably equalise until best korea does a capitalism or whatever.

Where I live in Australia, younger bogan white males are distinctly shorter on average (around 160-170cm) than middle class white male aussies (usually at least 180cm). And I've seen people make similar comparisons of their own countries between the poor kids and middle class, and it's not just how much you eat; its what you eat. Growing up eating nothing but simple carbs makes one a lot shorter; and that's what poorer kids usually suffice with.
 
Wonderland foster child said:
The Lollipop Guild!

(Munchkins. The Wizard of Oz.)

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And in the name of the Lolipop Guiiiillld!

we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
PetiteFeet said:
Everything about this post just screams Autism to me. I have no other logical explanation for someone being this fucking autistic.
I can't even begin to understand how this absolute mongoloid would even begin to think that urinal cakes are for WIPING?!?!?! Not a man, I only have one memory of ever entering the men's room (I was a kid, escorted by my father because I had to pee on a roadtrip) and I don't think I've ever seen a urinal cake in person but even I know they're not meant to be used on your person. At this point the TQ+ is a eugenics program, meant to sorting the wheat from the chaff and the OP being the chaff in this case, and maybe that's a good thing.
I hope she never, ever breeds.
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She has to be either trolling or absolutely retarded.
The way she's talking about dropping her pants around her ankles and wiping with the urinal cake it could be either or.
 
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This guy is devastated the man he's dating is a pre-tranny. How dare he use him as a fetish to further his degenerate lifestyle, post meets kettle.
Also this comment is just hilarious

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Most of us who are 5-10 years plus post transition have probably encountered this (or the related phenomenon of an ex transitioning after the break up).
Firstly, even if his interest in you is a bit fetish-y he probably won’t treat you like crap the way an ordinary chaser will - ie he’ll be happy to be seen with you in public and he’s unlikely to ghost you after sex. However, any affection he seems to feel for you could be a projection of the affection he feels for the woman he hopes to transition into one day.
Forget him for a minute, what do YOU want for yourself? Is this person, as you know them now backstory and all, likely to meet your relationship goals? If not, set yourself free to find someone who is.
(I imagine a good percentage of us on this particular sub want a fairly traditional heteronormative-ish relationship where we are the feminine yin to a masculine yang but that’s not going to be true for all of us)
Personally, I have very little tolerance for post-crack-Eggs* who seek out straight trans women for relationships, knowing that they are unlikely to fulfil that woman’s needs for long. Most of these people will eventually be out transbians, which is fine, you do you boo, but pursuing a straight trans woman when you already know (or have a strong suspicion) you are not a man is completely unfair.
We don’t exist to teach recently-cracked-Eggs eyeliner skills and fashion sense but they sometimes act like we do. It’s marginally better than being treated as a sex object and maybe a friendship is salvageable but if secrecy is involved that’s unlikely.
*completely self unaware, unknowing Eggs I am more sympathetic towards but deliberately hiding a history of cross dressing from a straight trans girlfriend isn’t so forgivable. The only reason not to tell her is because you know she wants a straight (or straight passing, with a masculine bi guy) relationship.
It’s OK to feel whatever you feel, Sweetie but remember your worth
 
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