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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I thought this thread died years ago

That pizza looks wretched. Sauce is spread unevenly and doesn't go close enough to the edge. Way too much cheese, shredded mozzarella is all you need. Also looks overcooked; the cheese should only be lightly browned. If you're going to put the toppings under the cheese, you should make sure the cheese is thin so the toppings cook correctly. Nothing worse than undercooked toppings on pizza
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Erh you can go different ways with the mozzarella, I like the Italian way of blobs dotted about actually is better but you can't go wrong if you stick to two rules

Less is more, and get either good quality passata, or blend and sieve your tomatoes. You want a rich, slightly acidic sauce, a crispy base with a slight bit of char, and room between your ingredients so you can taste the difference

Otherwise you might aswell make cheese on toast with ketchup
 
glass_houses said:
Two years after everything came crashing down. Well done him.
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I really don't know why people pay him any attention whatsoever tbh

He's like some stupid fusion of one of those gay reaction YouTube channels and your nan asking you if you've ever heard of the YouTubes in the year of our lord 2024. Fuck off Andy you coattail riding hack

I'd happily throw him and the self proclaimed straight version of him called Tim Pool into the alpaca grave pit and promise whoever fights or fucks the other one to death a way out while I film it and go "say WHAAA" and "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD" over it like those niggo reaction channels
 
NIGGO KILLA said:
It appears Literal Right-Wing faggot Andy Ngo has found about about the Tranch.
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There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too
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Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.
 
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Frederica Bernkastel said:
There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too
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Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.
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Jesus I've never heard of him but he is a rabbit hole of wonder.
I think what really made him flee New York was he said the Oct 7 killing of civilians was "insprirational" and that they needed to make people afraid of supporting Israel. He's not in Tunis being a good muslim with zero irony given how commies viewed Muslims.

They killed the wrong rich guy. The United CEO at least had a job.
 
glass_houses said:
Two years after everything came crashing down. Well done him.
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It's still mind boggling to me how all the facts are here, in this thread, they've been here all along, but still so few people know what really went down. The glory days of the tranch were so filled with content and insanity I could talk for hours about it and not run out of things to say. I've introduced the tranch to a few people and every single one of them always ends up saying something to the tune of "how did I not know about this before?" This shit was memoryholed so hard and so fast, even though all the information has always been here.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
It's still mind boggling to me how all the facts are here, in this thread, they've been here all along, but still so few people know what really went down. The glory days of the tranch were so filled with content and insanity I could talk for hours about it and not run out of things to say. I've introduced the tranch to a few people and every single one of them always ends up saying something to the tune of "how did I not know about this before?" This shit was memoryholed so hard and so fast, even though all the information has always been here.
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I think that a lot has to do with the fact that it was forbidden to talk shit about troons for so long. Just like after Saint Floyd, anything negative you said about a non white made you toxic or raycist or an Uncle Tom, so you just said nothing and pretended shit didn't stink. Similarly, pointing out the absolute madness of the Tranch made you transphobic against such brave and inspiring transwomen who were struggling with the wounds inflicted upon them by a bigoted world... so instead most people didn't bother looking into it further, because cognitive dissonance is uncomfortable for everyone. Now, it's slowly but steadily getting more permissible to notice that the emperor has no clothes.... and no dick.
 
AngryTreeRat said:
We don't merely make them blink. We make the cower. We make them run and hide. We make the bravest of their ill-begotten kind scream in terror and madness as the scramble away throwing all they can at us as we laugh and take notes. We are the horrors that haunt the horrors. The nightmares of nightmares that exist beyond dreams. They speak of us in whispers and euphemisms. Fearing that we may be near. Yet we never approach. We loom upon the horizon as we watch from the shade of the shadows, but never approaching. They are consumed by insanity as they writhe beneath our gaze, waiting for actions that will never come. We are the patient statues that judge their abominable existence and they hate us for it despite us never touching them.

All because it's fuckin' fun!
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If they weren't meant to be bullied, then why is it so fun to bully them? lol.
Frederica Bernkastel said:
There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too
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Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.
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Commune LLC still gotta file with the SEC and pay taxes. Though legally you could probably do a non-profit, you'd still have to file returns. Might as well make something if you're gonna file returns either way.
 
Ghostse said:
Jesus I've never heard of him but he is a rabbit hole of wonder.
I think what really made him flee New York was he said the Oct 7 killing of civilians was "insprirational" and that they needed to make people afraid of supporting Israel. He's not in Tunis being a good muslim with zero irony given how commies viewed Muslims.

They killed the wrong rich guy. The United CEO at least had a job.
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I think blocked and reported did an episode on him.
 
It's been awhile, but Jen finally gave enough milk to make a post.

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Jen is almost two decades deep in pretending to be a woman.
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The context I got was the defence bill has some stuff in it about not paying to trans kids.
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Jen apparently lived in Arkansas.
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Must be jealous of how real of a woman Kevin is.
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Two years and he nearly has a playable demo.
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Jen tweets at Ash, who at one time came to do a documentary.
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I find this hard to believe.
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Checking in for old time's sake.

Patreon video posted on December 19th:
(Reduced to 360p since it was massive otherwise)

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Very nice moonscape they've got going on, very nostalgic:
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And of course, the animals get to enjoy their food mixed with piss & shit & whatever else, because the Tranchers were too stubborn or stupid to ever use a decent feeder.
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Their Patreon is at $652/month right now. Just zombie subscribers.
Past year vs all-time:
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I find it funny that GorillaWarfare (Molly White) and another Wiki admin ("Isabelle Belato" - a troon, btw) are still zealously guarding the Wikipedia page for the Tranch.
In fact, it looks like there was a little bit of drama there recently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch&action=history
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That Jtwilson37 guy must have either seriously vandalized the page or maybe just wrote something mildly "transphobic" to have his edits nuked like that. Most vandalism or low-quality edits simply get reverted, not completely deleted like you see above (with the strike-throughs). It's not uncommon for troon Wiki admins to abuse this power, though.

I also noticed on the talk page that Isabelle Belato reverted a complaint from someone else:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...nicorn_Ranch&diff=1262553092&oldid=1262539099
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Basically, the above was added to the Tranch talk page, and the troon admin removed it because "Wikipedia is not a forum" - even though discussing the quality or bias of the article is precisely on-topic for a talk page. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, Fedposter J is studying to become a nursing assistant:
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