💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Gnillik Yot said:
Though in all honesty, has anyone else noticed how so many of the most "SJW" women in gaming are complete muscle mommies?
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If Alyssa is a muscle mommy then I'm Chris Bumstead. The game is in some state when these entry-level bitches are being praised because they did a couple lat pulldowns in between sucking dick for reps.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
The Streisand Effect is ruining her lawsuit because she cannot lie her way out of it, too many people paid attention.
Just look at this thread and how it is blooming right now. From PG to overtaking The Toe(tm) in just a few months.
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This is my favorite part of the whole thing. The dumb whore went out of her way to send an empty threat to the owner of a website full of autists obsessed with archiving public statements made on social media knowing that they might be deleted, only a few weeks before launching a lawsuit in which the things she said on social media would be so damaging that she has to attempt to delete all of them. She invited the archival patrol to come dig into her shit with the absolute worst timing imaginable, it is some seriously impressive retardation.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Rewatching this I'm just now realizing how Alyssa says SHE'S been working on the lawsuit and how the passages that simply sound like a know-it-all undergrad were probably written by her.

Reminds me that I've been wanting to nitpick her shitty thesis.

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look how happy she was celebrating her lolsuit against chuds that are about to be BTFO’ed haha

I wish I’ve seen her face at the moment she realised it’s not gonna be a slum dunk on her haters she thought it would be. She probably needed a celebratory chug of vodka to calm herself.
 
The evidence of deletion goes beyond Alyssa. Black girl gamers, Ash Pariah or whatever her name is and basically everyone in the anti Gg clique are deleting dozens even hundreds of social media posts all on the same day or the day after. Black girl gamers is also trying to silence their rivals and are in legal battle with ron coleman as well. This probably could have went unnoticed if not for Alyssa being a neon sign ontop of this shady strategy.

Chris Konon said:
. She probably needed a celebratory chug of vodka to calm herself.
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Nah it won't click with her until it's too late if ever, she has some very delusional affirmations I expect her to be floored instantly when and if this starts to go bad for her.
 
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A (lol)cow with a pin on its head labeling it. The writers of this show must know what they are doing making these parallels. Looking forward for the Liz Fong-Jones crossover episode.
 
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If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:

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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.

Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.

And it’s definitely not hot.

“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.

Thanks Alyssa!
 
behindyourightnow said:
If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:

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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.

Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.

And it’s definitely not hot.

“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.

Thanks Alyssa!
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When you really think about it she does seem like someone with arrested development trying to emulate Jack throughout throughout their adult life

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"We Have jack at home"
 
Just popping in to laugh at Rackets. All he had to do was not drink and drug himself to death and he would have direct lines to most of the lawyers involved in the funniest cases. But nope.
 
behindyourightnow said:
If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:

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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.

Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.

And it’s definitely not hot.

“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.

Thanks Alyssa!
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I don't understand the Mass Effect hype, never did.
The game was a C- at best, fetch quests and resource gathering on barren planets because console optimization limited the game scope.
Alyssa praising it like its the video game Messiah just tells me I was right never returning to the series after trying ME1 and uninstalling.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Let me one up this woman by using a Polish Easter tradition. Of course, it's Dingus Day.
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Ah, Śmigus-dyngus where girls get soaked with water and slapped with pussy willow by dressed up drunkards. A great tradition. Pagan rituals in Old Europe are awesome.
Don't let the woke anti-fun police take that away from you.
 
6MillionCoofs said:
Just popping in to laugh at Rackets. All he had to do was not drink and drug himself to death and he would have direct lines to most of the lawyers involved in the funniest cases. But nope.
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Tweets like this could've come right from the Cuck of Spicer himself. Additionally:

>proud alcoholic
>moral degenerate
>cocaine addict
>pays for abortions
>legal failure
>sex pest into public exposure
>doesn't wear underwear

She could be the perfect side piece for Nick!
 
hog cranking frog said:
Imagine the content we'd get with a backdrop of normie boomer long Islanders constantly shitting on Alyssa's vulgar faux radicalism.
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Isn't LI a rather liberal area? I mean sure, your average liberal probably (hopefully) finds her to be a fucking degenerate freak but I get a sick feeling that they wouldn't mind. Sure, they wouldn't love it, but they'd tolerate it as long as it doesn't bother them like how Chris bothered Bob & Barb or Cyraxx bothers his grandma.
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I mean she's technically right but that's like doing cocaine when you go to Colombia in order to have a fun time. Not a good look.
Save the Loli said:
>proud alcoholic
>moral degenerate
>cocaine addict
>pays for abortions
>legal failure
>sex pest into public exposure
>doesn't wear underwear

She could be the perfect side piece for Nick!
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Are we talking about Reketia (how the fuck do you spell it ffs) or Fuentes? I mean I'd assume the former but I could also see a case for Fuentes if he wasn't a complete piteog. Nick is one of those "conservatives" who lean so hard into moral purity in spite of or even because of their own degeneracy. So if he was into women I'd expect him to be weirdly attracted to someone like this because it's "dirty" or "wrong" or "degenerate" or whatever. It's the whole Madonna Whore Complex that I think Freud talked about. In my opinion Freud was on to something with that, at least when it came to men like Fuentes.
 
You know how when women are into Crystals
theres guys and women who go "Wow, you're so spiritual and amazing and in tune with the earth" to try and sleep with them and dipping out when said women go more crazy?

I think the fact that Alyssa Mercante surrounds herself with horny mysoginistic beta game devs and self-proclaimed journalists. had that same effect. they just keep applauding every dumb shit she says in hopes they get laid then keeps giving them info on games or whatnot in exchange for sex.
Which makes you wonder, statistically how bad are the ratio of those with STDs effecting game devs, game journalists community?
and have Alyssa Mercante have some undiagnosed Syphillis that got to her brain which explains why she spiraled faster than ever before.
 
I'm sure someone has mentioned this before, but the "bodybuilding," the short/bald head, the gratuitous tattoos, the whoring, the substance abuse, and the general cuntyness towards men are all classic hallmarks of a woman that got diddled when she was younger. Probably not by her dad, given the previous interactions posted to social media, but have we tracked down any uncles?
 
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