💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Greasy Goblin]

So Nick thinks "drug dealers and posers" are "cool."

What an absolute faggot. What a cocksucking homosexual. Who thinks either of those two are cool?

Never mind how fucking retarded it is, on the eve of you going to deep throat the deep state's cock, on drug charges, to pay money to a pedophile to tell the world how "cool" you think drug dealers are.

He's figuratively sucking his coke guy's dick before he literally does it (money's tight, gotta get that discount)

 

[repentance]

I can't help feeling that whatever happens in court is going to be anti-climactic.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't help feeling that whatever happens in court is going to be anti-climactic.

Just like every time April gets in bed with Nick and his "heat allergy" acts up and he can't perform.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's amazing that Nick didn't learn by 41 the same thing that pretty much everyone figures out by the time they are out of college;

Waking up hungover as fuck and praying to the porcelain alter every day sucks.

 

[Harm]

Happy birthday, Nick! Have a big ol' drink tonight! You earned it!

In fact, go get some of that Somali special and snort your happiness! Give your endangered, starving children inexplicably above-average offspring a fully-charged iPad each, feed Kayla with some ketamine and THC gummies, and go fuck a whore or two on a stained mattress in a strange motel!

Just make sure you stop drinking by 5am so you can be sober and chipper to drive them to those 7am school activities! Happy birthday, dear felon!

 

[john marston]

I didn't expect Rekieta to be so pathetic that he'd pay Melton almost every stream he did however.

Melton being Aaron's main a-log is the primary reason for Nick's sycophantic fascination with him. Melton being a fat gross pedophile is just the cherry on top of the sundae to Lord Balldo.

I suspect that once Nick accepts a plea, and then is forced to realize his audience is not coming back to the numbers they once were, he won't see any reason to continue to modify his behavior. I suspect that within 5 years, Nick is going to be completely out of control.

5 years? Buddy, there's reason to believe he's already started drinking again. Remember the Dick Stream: "After going through a couple of bottles [of whiskey]... I realized that I don't want it since I know I won't be able to have it." Since the CPS case has been resolved, he hasn't been required to be tested. He never "threw out" his liquor like he claimed. In fact, I have a pet theory that he delayed the plea deal specifically so enough time would pass that alcohol/substances wouldn't be on any drug tests.

It's amazing that Nick didn't learn by 41 the same thing that pretty much everyone figures out by the time they are out of college;

Waking up hungover as fuck and praying to the porcelain alter every day sucks.

I never particularly enjoyed drinking (excessively) in college, and I was completely checked out. I have only gotten drunk 2-3 three times since leaving college. The funny thing is that, as you get older, hangovers get worse and worse. I can only imagine how brutal Nick's are, since he's such a heavy drinker that is liver must be pretty tired. Remember: he drove children around in that state.

 

[JustStopDude]

5 years? Buddy, there's reason to believe he's already started drinking again.

By "out if control", I don't mean Nick is just drinking. I think by year five, Nick will be completely estranged from his family, financially cut off, and be doing UseMeOnlyBlade fire sale style streams for IP2 superchats.

Even when he makes the switch over to crack and Mad Dog 20/20, he is going to need some sort of income generation.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

He got it as a "Thank you" for paying for that abortion

Like the lovable little cripples who shill the Shriner’s hospital on TV. “Donate now and we’ll send you this adorable blanket!”

Or maybe like one of those gimmick meal challenges where you get your name on the wall. Only instead of a 72oz steak it’s two dozen well-muscled African gentlemen and you get a tank top for winning.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He SPEAKS!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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He's a lying emo faggot. "New me" is classic avoidance speech.

 

[Vibralldo]

I for one can't wait to see "new Nick" fuck up his probation by doing cocaine and get a prison sentence

 

[thebigdream]

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>He speaks
>It's about delaying a stream no one knew was happening

You can't write comedy this good. I'm sure in a few days he just won't stream anyway, either for no given reason or because it's the anniversary of his cabinet maker's tragic death.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Whenever he mentions streaming he doesn't, good to know he's still on an indefinite hiatus.

It's boring at this point, same song and dance of how everything is totally going great (it isn't) how he's so busy (he isn't) and how his return is imminent so play freebird (it isn't).

Enjoy absolute irrelevance Nicky.

>He speaks
>It's about delaying a stream no one knew was happening

You can't write comedy this good. I'm sure in a few days he just won't stream anyway, either for no given reason or because it's the anniversary of his cabinet maker's tragic death.

He won't because Christmas and NYE have him so busy, and then the kids returning to 'school' has made the schedule too hectic, see you next year incel prude.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

He SPEAKS!

Bro, just say you fucked up. You don’t need to write a manifesto about your life’s journey.

 

[AnOminous]

He SPEAKS!

He has a degree in an English-adjacent area of study, and he despicably misuses the word "hopefully." It does not fucking mean what he used it to mean. That is April-tier shitty English, which is to say illiterate shit.

Bro, just say you fucked up. You don’t need to write a manifesto about your life’s journey.

Even that schizo teenbabble the 15 year old in Wisconsin wrote before shooting up her school was less embarrassing and cringy than this gay idiot's bullshit.

Just plead guilty, we all know you're guilty, you guilty faggot, and we can go back to laughing at your gay ass.

I for one can't wait to see "new Nick" fuck up his probation by doing cocaine and get a prison sentence

At some point, the "new Nick" is going to want a new drug, and the new drug will be the same as the old drug, cocaine.

 

[Melty Butter]

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To add to that... I'll try to keep this focused on Nick bc this is not a Jeff thread...

Camelot331 is streaming now. He went off-screen twice due to crying over the loss of Jeff. (I think it's legit. They were on Nick's channel together once or twice and streamed together on each of their channels several times. He spoke to Jeff 3 days ago.)

Anyway. Cody talked to Nick today. He went over it in the first 15 min. of the stream. He said Nick is 'on the other side' (or something like that), and then he meandered into the bad people you meet at Anime Matsuri.... ????? Then he said that he almost got hacked today.

(I'm juggling holiday duties and wasn't listening all that closely. For those interested, he's reading Nick's Locals message now.)

As for Jeff, there's an effort to get him to 100K subs so that his (grown) son can get the YT plaque - in case any of you care to make a nice gesture.

Christmas Eve 2022:

 

[stupid frog]

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Nick's never gonna stream again because the guy died, just like he'll never fix the cabinet under the sink.

 

[Vibralldo]

He said Nick is 'on the other side' (or something like that), and then he meandered into the bad people you meet at Anime Matsuri.... ?????

Wasn't there a rumor that Nick tried to fuck some egirls at anime Matsuri? Maybe Nick finally told coomalot to fuck off and he's accidentally letting some things slip.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

You don’t need to write a manifesto about your life’s journey.

It reads like one of those folksy letters that your second cousin once removed print up and include in their Christmas cards.
No one cares.

 

[East_Clintwood]

He SPEAKS!

"much of it my fault"

Nigga which bits weren't your fault? The bit where you let someone else fuck your wife? The bit where you fucked someone else's wife? The bit where you became a fucking cokehead? The bit where you turned your house into a shithole instead of caring for your kids? The bit where your kid tested positive for drugs?