💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694

He "can't" call in.
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@daffodils I assume you have this in hand. I can't focus on this for too much longer.

Edit to Add: Jeff / Legal Vices is indeed dead. I just found confirmation. Kurt streamed an hour ago. He died of heart failure.
 
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Why is it even called Gay 90’s?

The place opened in the late 1940s in what was then the theater and entertainment district of minneapolis with the "gay 90s" name which obviously at the time meant a throwback to the actual 1890s rather than it being a gay bar.

The area it was in took its first step downward in the early 1960s. Gay90s kept the same name and turned into a Burlesque joint. They featured "exotic" female "dancers".

In 1975, the whole of the area that gay90s was in (Hennepin Ave) went over to adult bookstores, a whole string of porn theaters, dangerous bars, open street prostitution and heroin dealing. It was the golden age of depraved downtown minneapolis. And the owner of Gay 90's announced that due to Burlesque becoming old-fashioned and tame, Gay 90s would become the gay 90s disco. Why did they keep the name so long? I think the guy who owned it was just cheap. The second level of the disco was given over to troon entertainment which was indication that maybe they were not going to do a disco.

The disco pretense didn't last much beyond the opening. Gay90s converted to an up-front gay bar with a non-ironic gay name.
 
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@daffodils I assume you have this in hand. I can't focus on this for too much longer.

Edit to Add: Jeff / Legal Vices is indeed dead. I just found confirmation.
Man, someone sounds a bit moody on his birthday. Despite being surrounded by the family he doesn't neglect AND the hot pornstar smokeshow he gets to fuck on the side with his loyal wife's BASED permission.

There's some legal news about to drop shortly, isn't there.
 
I mean the phrase obviously game from somewhere, I was just saying I’ve never heard it in modern use outside of the Disney ride. And it still makes no sense for a bar that isn’t themed in any way
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The area it was in took its first step downward in the early 1960s. Gay90s kept the same name and turned into a Burlesque joint. They featured "exotic" female "dancers".
The word "gay" didn't really begin to mean "homosexual" until the '60s or so anyway. That said, burlesque has almost always also had exotic "female" dancers as well.
 
The funniest thing would be if a completely normal family bought the house, with no knowledge of Nick Rekieta, the Sektur, Kiwi Farms, or any of it. It would be like a Conjuring movie. They move in, the house seems nice, the price was surprisingly low. Over time things start to get... creepy. They find a secret room in the basement full of what seem to be testicular torture devices. When they peel back the wallpaper in the kid's room, they find that someone has scratched "DIE NULL DIE" with their fingernails, over and over. At night, they can just make out the sound of howling in the distance... anime sucks cope and sneed
"THE BALLDOING" (™)
Executive Producer: Josh Moon

So if the non-practicing lawyer truly wants an ultimate lifehack sure to stop Monty from racking up a W, it would be to hop in the Rustang and leave skidmarks on the driveway
If Nick wasn't such a nigger, this is the first thing he would've sold immediately, or never bought. You live in fucking Minnesota where it snows 360 days a year bro.

She wasn't always a sad and desperate person. The Internet + drugs + men + (probably) depression reveal a sad descent.
This genuinely makes me a little sad. I hate to see a woman ruin her life because of Internet fame + bad choices with men. I've known a few women IRL who have made horrific choices in men and have had their lives fucked up (thankfully, not permanently).
Sad to see her decent, but notice from the picture timeline : once she got out of her parents house, she turned into a huge whore, almost immediately. Some women are just fucking whores, but when under the roof of a conservative Minnesota family, doubt her parents would have ever allowed her to be.

Judging by the timeline, April went from daddy's house to Aaron's house, immediately started getting tattoos, started posting thot pics, and basically become a Stoney's Bar Biker ho. I don't think that was Aaron. That was her. Some women are just fucking whores, it's just they can't be one while living with dad. So they stay in the closet till they find some dick to suck to get out of daddy's house, then unleash.

If she had sense or self-respect or much of anything going for her, she would have run from Nick when the charges came down. But rather than do that, she decided to degrade herself all the way down for Nick because IMO she has no interest in supporting herself or going back to work.
Proves the closet whore argument more. Any woman with self-respect that was arrested for drugs/child abuse would STFU and move back in with daddy ASAP.

What does April do? Continues to act like a whore, because she is a whore : Goes on Twitter and talks about sucking Nick's dick, post more thot pics, and continues to live at shack with no bare-minimum internet with the title of "live-in whore." Any woman with self-respect would go home, get straight, and never allow themselves to get fucked whenever their "married boyfriend" wants to fuck you, which is only when his wife is gone. That's a whore. Working a factory job has more class than that.

Her church posts? Total fakery. Posting about church so people think you're not a whore anymore? Still living with Nick? Still a whore.

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This entire story, and particularly April's, points to how corrupting the Internet can be. It's not the ONLY reason for her fall... but it played a hell of a leading role.
Plenty of women on the internet who aren't whores doing drugs, swinging, and continuing to fuck a married man with a family. The Internet is a pathetic excuse.
 
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Aaron commented on today's show that this is the 1 year anniversary of opening up his dead marriage
Holy shit. Lmao. Nick’s birthday is also the anniversary of Aaron fucking Kayla for the first time, (each couple switched partners technically, though it is noted that it’s only the anniversary on Nick’s birthday.) His birthday present from Kayla one year ago, to the day, was a fresh cuckolding session, & possibly the first time Nick experienced a white bull. Happy cuckold anniversary birthday Nick, now & for the rest of your days.
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Here’s to an even more humiliating cuckoldry experience for Nick tomorrow if & when he pleads. At least every year on his birthday, he will forever remember that on this day, his wife fucked another guy.
 
The Death of Lawtube continues, another faggot rides the bus.

Who will be struck down by the curse of the Balldo next?
The Sandwich sized jolly Fella @Potentially Criminal or the derpy eyed anime coomer Legal Mindset?

[EDIT] You can avert the curse by converting to Islam. Promise.
 
He's just not charming enough to do all that well
There's a strong argument to be made that Nick legit had the stars align for him to succeed at streaming because he was never charming either. All he had going was he was pretending to be a trade Christian father figure and hung out with people more retarded than him so he always looked good. That and his audience didn't know law, so he could say whatever he wanted. Notice what happened when he started having real lawyer come on, suddenly his takes were retarded or non-existent. And now here we are, with a guy whose YouTube channel is called Rekeita LAW claiming he was never a law channel while out on bail for drug and child abuse charges.
 
There's a strong argument to be made that Nick legit had the stars align for him to succeed at streaming because he was never charming either. All he had going was he was pretending to be a trade Christian father figure and hung out with people more retarded than him so he always looked good. That and his audience didn't know law, so he could say whatever he wanted. Notice what happened when he started having real lawyer come on, suddenly his takes were retarded or non-existent. And now here we are, with a guy whose YouTube channel is called Rekeita LAW claiming he was never a law channel while out on bail for drug and child abuse charges.
When compared to people like Ralph, Gator, Juju, etc. Nick at the time seemed like a normal, successful, well adjusted guy.

Ironically, Nick has become the least well adjusted guy out of the group.
 
@daffodils I assume you have this in hand. I can't focus on this for too much longer.
During Rekieta's birthday, he spent some time on Melton's chat discussing:
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Aaron's car tires:
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April's love for cars:
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A lot of chats about Legal Vices, his death, and his preference for Eastern European women. According to Nick, he died yesterday (December 15th, 2024) of a heart attack:
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While Melton was watching a part of Aaron's stream where he talked about the birthday party of his children, Rekieta sent this chat:
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Rekieta likes talking about Aaron ingesting cum:
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He only responded to one person who wished him a happy birthday (cherokeegirl):
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He peaced out after participating in the chat for about half an hour:
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When compared to people like Ralph, Gator, Juju, etc. Nick at the time seemed like a normal, successful, well adjusted guy.

Ironically, Nick has become the least well adjusted guy out of the group.
That's what I mean. A LOT of people found Nick because he was a guest on Dick or Ralph and seemed VERY well adjusted in comparison. He marketed himself basically by "taking pity" on these guys. I remember multiple kill streams he was on where he framed himself as not doing any drugs and not drinking much, he would go on these long diatribes about avoiding vices etc. Dead ass guy is a sociopathic liar. It's ridiculous in retrospect.
 
I know it's juvenile, but it will never not be funny that the gay bar burned down.

Twas a little too flaming in there, I think.

When you have Chief Felt arresting Nick, nothing is off limits.

The place opened in the late 1940s in what was then the theater and entertainment district of minneapolis with the "gay 90s" name which obviously at the time meant a throwback to the actual 1890s rather than it being a gay bar.

The area it was in took its first step downward in the early 1960s. Gay90s kept the same name and turned into a Burlesque joint. They featured "exotic" female "dancers".

In 1975, the whole of the area that gay90s was in (Hennepin Ave) went over to adult bookstores, a whole string of porn theaters, dangerous bars, open street prostitution and heroin dealing. It was the golden age of depraved downtown minneapolis. And the owner of Gay 90's announced that due to Burlesque becoming old-fashioned and tame, Gay 90s would become the gay 90s disco. Why did they keep the name so long? I think the guy who owned it was just cheap. The second level of the disco was given over to troon entertainment which was indication that maybe they were not going to do a disco.

The disco pretense didn't last much beyond the opening. Gay90s converted to an up-front gay bar with a non-ironic gay name.

This is the actual kind of small-town lore that I find fascinating. Thank-you for sharing. I wish I could find a YouTube channel that does little snippets like this.

RIP Lawrax. Jeff, as far as I know, seemed to nope out of Nick's drama in either direction, refusing to a-log or sweep?

He was regular guest on the Friday degeneracy streams and refused to take a side. He was a divorced man with adult children, so his personal choices did not affect anyone, al least. He also knew maritime law as well.
 
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