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Sean Andalou said:
To V or not to V? :lit:
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It is not weird that he doesn’t want a vagina. It is weird that he won’t accept he is a gay man.

Narinder said:
You see, the vagina does a thing where it generates fluids for natural lubrication. This retard thinks his inverted necro penis hole is going to make those same fluids.
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I think he’s referring either to Prep the anti HIV pill or also cleaning out his arsehole. Or both. The lube is just applied at the time so no prep required.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Singular 'they' had its purpose, and it came easily and naturally to native English speakers for a hypothetical person whose sex is not relevant or an actual person whose sex is unknown. "Someone has left their mobile phone on the bus".

The other day, somebody had to explain to me who "G-Flip" was. He used 'they'. This of course now triggered my radar. Does he mean an individual person with the mental illness of enbyism, or is G-Flip a band?

I looked it up. G-Flip is a woman. But my colleague has been well-trained in his pronouns. He didn't even flinch saying 'they'.
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I used to be down with third-person-singular "they," until I suffered through reading a story that used it for an enby character. Turns out it's a miserable experience, and now I've brought "he or she" back into my lexicon out of spite.

Drives me nuts when the younguns use singular they for people I know they know the sex of.

Zoomer: "Did you hear about OnlineUsername? They had a lovely date last night."
Me: "Yes, I'm aware that he is a massive faggot and was looking to hook up on Grindr. Did the two of them go for steaks or that other place? I heard the Caesar salad is good at the latter."
 
PetiteFeet said:
Tilda Swinton was always a skinny, fae-like woman with high cheek bones but before she was cast as Gabriel in Constantine, I don't think anyone considered her particularly androgynous or breaking gender norms and I think she's only actually been cast as men twice, the second being in Doctor Strange (and for that role she was met with criticism because she's not asian).
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This kind of sounds like you haven't heard of Orlando. Are you talking about Tilda Swinton and androgyny without being aware of Orlando? Or am I just missing the joke?
 
Misogenes said:
Drives me nuts when the younguns use singular they for people I know they know the sex of.
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I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall. To give an example, Honkai Star Rail does this same thing. When MC first wakes up, the characters who find him/her say something like "oh, they woke up" and then immediately default to the pronouns of whichever gender mc you're using. They do this several times in the story too and it absolutely ruins immersion, because there are never any doubts about MC's gender. Male MC is obviously male and female MC is obviously female but the story uses they/them at random for no reason.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Because according to the keepers of the gender binary (unironically trannies) women don't have beards and men do, so growing a beard as a woman while still presenting with other feminine features = breaking the binary, thus non-binary.
There used to be a point where androgyny was a bold way to express yourself. A man like David Bowie and a woman like Tilda Swinton are both considered androgynous, the key difference is David Bowie broke gender norms by dressing like an eccentric faggot while also being straight. Tilda Swinton was always a skinny, fae-like woman with high cheek bones but before she was cast as Gabriel in Constantine, I don't think anyone considered her particularly androgynous or breaking gender norms and I think she's only actually been cast as men twice, the second being in Doctor Strange (and for that role she was met with criticism because she's not asian).

But that's not what enbies want. They want to be hairy, ugly women with deep voices because it's a different kind of androgyny that only other TQ+ people find attractive.
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Oh there's another one, she plays a dude in Suspiria (2018 ) too, it's not very convincing, well I made her straight away my girl was fooled for the duration.
 
Ms. Dia Gnosis said:
I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall. To give an example, Honkai Star Rail does this same thing. When MC first wakes up, the characters who find him/her say something like "oh, they woke up" and then immediately default to the pronouns of whichever gender mc you're using. They do this several times in the story too and it absolutely ruins immersion, because there are never any doubts about MC's gender. Male MC is obviously male and female MC is obviously female but the story uses they/them at random for no reason.
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Stay strong. I will not be long now.

This shit ends when all localization is replaced by AI. Faster, cheaper and more accurate.
 
Kermit the Impaler said:
Are you talking about Tilda Swinton and androgyny without being aware of Orlando?
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Interesting aside, from Ebert's contemporary (1993) review of Orlando:
Orlando, the omnisexual hero-heroine of the story, is played throughout by Tilda Swinton, who is definitely a woman and not particularly androgynous; her obvious femininity is explained in an early scene by a reference to the male fops and dandies of Elizabeth’s reign, who in their fashions and vanities outdid their women. ​

I don't know that I'd agree with Swinton not being androgynous, myself, but I didn't win a Pulitzer for film criticism.
PetiteFeet said:
A man like David Bowie and a woman like Tilda Swinton are both considered androgynous
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The true secret of ideal androgyny is that they aren't fat.

There are a few ana-chan pooners, but for most of the loudly-agender bearded ladies, if they could have gotten to a David Bowie BMI they wouldn't have reached for the testosterone in the first place.
 
Ms. Dia Gnosis said:
I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall.
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This happens in the MMO I play, though to be fair it's a bit older now and it's made of very tangled spaghetti code. I don't know much about the programming side of vidya games, but I imagine it could be difficult to adjust dialogue to differentiate between male and female characters, especially when you have the option to change sex in-game using cosmetic character reroll items, not to mention recording even more voice lines. Hell, you're never even called by name outside of static dialogue boxes where <insert character name> code can be easily used, you have a default set of titles you're called instead.

Even knowing that the game is probably limited by technical things, the use of singular-they stands out in an unpleasant way. At least the writers seem to try to avoid it when they can lately. But I digress.
I'm guilty of intentionally using singular-they to obfuscate particulars about my life, back when I actually unironically was using Tumblr and other sites from that era, but I don't think that's why kids these days use it. Maybe I'll ask the younger relatives, see if they (plural, mixed company) even notice they do it.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Interesting aside, from Ebert's contemporary (1993) review of Orlando:
Orlando, the omnisexual hero-heroine of the story, is played throughout by Tilda Swinton, who is definitely a woman and not particularly androgynous; her obvious femininity is explained in an early scene by a reference to the male fops and dandies of Elizabeth’s reign, who in their fashions and vanities outdid their women. ​

I don't know that I'd agree with Swinton not being androgynous, myself, but I didn't win a Pulitzer for film criticism.

The true secret of ideal androgyny is that they aren't fat.

There are a few ana-chan pooners, but for most of the loudly-agender bearded ladies, if they could have gotten to a David Bowie BMI they wouldn't have reached for the testosterone in the first place.
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Also, David Bowie, while obviously flamboyant, always retained a sense great of style, hence his transition from his 60's and 70's "glitter punk" Ziggy Stardust persona to sharply cut suits in the 80's, because Bowie realized that he would look absolutely ridiculous doing the former when pushing 40.
 
Peaches Demure said:
Also, David Bowie, while obviously flamboyant, always retained a sense great of style, hence his transition from his 60's and 70's "glitter punk" Ziggy Stardust persona to sharply cut suits in the 80's, because Bowie realized that he would look absolutely ridiculous doing the former when pushing 40.
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A big difference is also that for Bowie it was not a gender he identified with or the totality of his personality. It was just a costume for the stage performance at a certain period in his musical career.
Just like Gene Simmons weren't really considering his makeup a special gender. It was just a costume for the persona on stage.
 
Not sure if it suits the thread, but it basically is a pooner posting her L stemming from kink brainrot. (Decided to post here, since trannyism and kink is a venn diagram of circle.)

The levels of self-awareness among these people amaze me, so does the inability to put two and two together and finally accept that maybe, just maybe, enabling fetishes and paraphilias comes with consequences and maybe, just maybe, the "puritans" they screech about all the time are correct. Wow, what an accomplishment, you groomed yourself into wanting to hurt people for real and seem to be going through a pipeline of "thoughtcrimes don't exist" to "it's getting harder to lie to myself".
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Aunt Carol said:
The true secret of ideal androgyny is that they aren't fat.
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a pHaTPhoBique LiE!! hOw DaRe U!!! For real though, while I currently don't have caps, at least once or twice a week I come across massive cope about being fat and wanting to have "non-binary" look, but being aware that they're too fat for that, they're trying to gaslight you into redefining what most people perceive as androgyny.
 
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