💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Edward Teach said:
Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.
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Yes! I need smug conceited asshole Nick back. This infusion of cash will be what he needs to get his mojo back and be funny and weird again.
 
Strix454 said:
So the upshot of the quotes is that Nick of all people is a masculine christian hero and that being his slave bitch - though hard - is the path of righteousness in life. That being a coke whore is saving her from Satan.

So I guess she watches MMA dreaming of that day when Nick beats down Aaron with his karate moves.
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April is a good Christian lady since Jesus said not to judge and hung out with prostitutes! Why shouldn't a good Christian like April hang out with Nick Rekieta, who is literally just like King David and is being persecuted by the government just like Jesus!
Some Badger said:
What's worse is just how popular and ubiquitous they are now; tattoos have basically lost all of their countercultural appeal. Maybe it's because my own line of work is strongly adjacent to the music industry, but turbonormies at my job who likely never went online in their lives before social media have at least one tattoo on their arm or thigh, if not a whole sleeve. In a 30-year span, tattoos have basically gone from saying "Fuck the Man" to "I never have to worry about getting an actual job again."
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Sadly true. I love going to concerts and being the only guy there without any tattoos. That said, tattoos still work on people like musicians but look dumb to ridiculous to pointless on pretty much anyone else.
Edward Teach said:
Going to be interesting to see how much he gets for it but regardless it will buy a mountain of cocaine!
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Nick is so stupid that it's almost certainly going into Randazza's pockets to save him from Montegraph. And if he doesn't be a good little bootlicker and kiss the state's ass at the plea bargain hearing, he'll probably try and appeal his conviction.

Between kicking out the BPD coke whore, getting a nice 6 figure cash influx, the Montegraph trial, and the promised 2025 comeback, Nick might be prepping for a threepeat Lolcow of the Year Award. Personally I hope he buys the Ducati he promised us 2 years ago. The Minnesota jerkops would never expect someone as badass as a Ducati rider transporting cocaine 8 balls back from Sir Richie's place!
 
Edward Teach said:
Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe
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Well, lets see if that house passes inspection in its current state.

Wonder where he'll stash his side piece now. If April and him get probation deals they probably won't be able to live in the same house.
 
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Zillow also says the home is pending sale, there's a date of December 16 which means this must be very recent. It'll be interesting to see what the sale price is, I believe the $425k is likely to simply be a repetition of the listing price.

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repentance said:
Maybe they flew too close to the sun with "verifying" that Aaron posted here and know that Aaron will be asked to confirm publicly whether or not those DMs are real.

The yeeting seemed like a petulant response to being challenged by this thread and returning to claim their "wins" likewise. Giving credit to KF for being a source doesn't really change that.
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I think this is probably all it was.

It's funny because although I criticized that account for being unreliable in other situations, I actually completely believed that verification too, I am very willing to believe that Aaron is stupid enough to decide that he should post on KF for some reason and then choose to confirm it to a random Twitter account.

Captain Manning said:
If you spend enough time here reading what's going on in the sektur, you gain an understanding of Kinochet's obnoxious style. This wasn't it.
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While I'm not convinced the account was actually Kinochet, the reason I called it "Not Kinochet" was that it's pretty clear that whoever was running it actively studied and copied Kinochet's posting style.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I don't think we'll hit 8k before the end of the year.
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We could still do it, depending on whether a deal is accepted, what is is, and how absurd the cope is. Or some other crazy shit. Though 400 pages in like 15 days is a tall order, so probably not.

I'll confess, I thought we'd hit it by now, but while Nick hasn't completely shut the fuck up, he's way less mouthy than he was. Hence the thread has slowed down a lot.

Balldo's Gate said:
While I'm not convinced the account was actually Kinochet, the reason I called it "Not Kinochet" was that it's pretty clear that whoever was running it actively studied and copied Kinochet's posting style.
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They did a piss poor job emulating him (and that's a good thing). The differences were pretty clear to me.

I agree insofar as I figure they copied the general BBN idea from GNN though. As well as some of the language (i.e. "our reporters").
 
Edward Teach said:
After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.
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Timing is interesting. Two days before he pleads guilty - we assume. And almost at asking price. Wouldn't it be funny if Celeste and Bob bought it for Kayla to resolve this madness?
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I scrolled through Celeste's FB pics (again) tonight. This made me laugh.

The foreshadowing.
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This made me sad.
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(I'm sure some of these were posted years ago but pre-plea boredom has set in with the silence from the bunker.)

Happy Birthday in 90 min, Nick - banner year you've had!
 
I guess they offered $300,000, which will be dropped to 120k once they learn of the demonic succubus lurking within, furnished by swinger décor.
 
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