🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Sonders"
 
I made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th Screenshot_20241215_075821_Gallery.jpg
 
ibeatmywife said:
made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th
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Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted
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When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.
 

Money in, money out. I saw he did a lot of food hack videos this week and was hoping for a compilation cuz I wasn't sitting through entire videos.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted
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When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.
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Cobra gonna be IRL Butterball in no time

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snort beg snort said:
Morbid obesity coming in nicely toobz
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Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?
 
Nana Feeder 9k said:
Nothing is topping "Cerebral Pelosi" for me





I'm hammering out a thread about a guy I've been watching for a while, and while getting everything together I notice this occurs with him as well. A normal (if not bit wiggerish) tone of voice because higher and more "Muppet-ish" as time goes on and his mental state deteriorates. Not unlike those two, most of his friends and family left him to live alone, and he mostly socializes online.

Strange phenomenon, whatever it is.
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A bit late, but it’s a common phenomena with voice actors and public speakers; as you become more comfortable speaking in a voice or projecting, your voice just becomes higher pitched. Has something to do with how your vocal cords adjust to the strain of something.

It’s noticeable in long running cartoons, where the voices start out “rough” and “bassy” but become a bit smooth and shrill later.
 
It's a shame Josh is so afraid of doctors, I'd love for him to make a video where he says "So I just got back from the doctors office and he said I'm 'morbidly a beast', and I said 'that's what's up, doodt', but then he started telling me about how I couldn't keep making dank food hacks and I couldn't explain to him that it was my revnoo stream at all, so that kinda sucks."
 
ibeatmywife said:
I made a comment about this in September but yea everyone who is saying josh is gaining weight he has been for months now it's just starting to show on camera his legs are fucking massive. This is from September 16th
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Looks like a damned Jinhua ham.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Bro I've been saying this for a year, he has gained ~50lbs in the last 2 years. He was already significantly fat before he was evicted
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When he started getting regular deliveries from buddy trolls of handles of vodka and hard liquor he started getting chunky. When he started drinking his putrid dumpster juice sugar syrup that he calls mead, he started to bloat extremely fast. Boy has a gunt now, he looks pregnant.
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Whether needs to permit so he can ride bike.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
It's a shame Josh is so afraid of doctors, I'd love for him to make a video where he says "So I just got back from the doctors office and he said I'm 'morbidly a beast', and I said 'that's what's up, doodt', but then he started telling me about how I couldn't keep making dank food hacks and I couldn't explain to him that it was my revnoo stream at all, so that kinda sucks."
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We all know why he's afraid of doctors: deep down he knows his health is completely fucked but he can't admit that because that's not what sexy goth badboy rockstars do. Jessica said he cries about his health off camera but of course it's Jessica saying this, so take it with all the grains of salt. It is what it is, toobz.
 
Agares said:
We all know why he's afraid of doctors: deep down he knows his health is completely fucked but he can't admit that because that's not what sexy goth badboy rockstars do. Jessica said he cries about his health off camera but of course it's Jessica saying this, so take it with all the grains of salt. It is what it is, toobz.
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Teeth situation aside, all the BOY better not do is eat less, drink less alcohol and drink more water.
Simple as
 
biggacracka said:
Teeth situation aside, all the BOY better not do is eat less, drink less alcohol and drink more water.
Simple as
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Better not cut back on the salt, fat and sugary drinks, BOY. Having your arteries look like the inside of a rusty pipe isn't very gothic.
 
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