🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
My only question is of he worships Satan then why did he do the little salt over the shoulder thing? It's supposed to signify throwing salt in Satan's eyes.
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Because he worships satan like a high schooler who hates his dad does, its just part of his goth aesthetic. Remember his made up religion that he got a tattoo of that he has completely forgotten about?
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I think he finally accepted reality and he never successfully produced enough alcohol to get drunk, so why spend his entire tugboat grocery money on slop he has to spike with everclear and vodka, when you can just put it to smoked salmon dip and sports drinks to mix with your booze.
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Could NAL have broken the last of his mead supplies?
 
Given Josh's autism-adjacent mental illnesses, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his hyperfixation is over. That, or he's had too many bad runs with mead as of late and doesn't want to bring it up again as a result.
Maybe a negative mental connection with JESSICA BOYLE? He did a lot of meadmaking during her invasions.
 
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Jobama said:
I just realized, I don’t think I’ve seen Josh show of his mead in months. Are we finally out of that phase?
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I could swear he's mentioned it somewhat recently, like saying he wanted to take a jug of it to Christmas or Thanksgiving or something. But he hasn't showed off the jar of poop juice in a video for over a month, I think; and I can't even remember the last time I've seen him actually drinking the mead on camera. So he's probably over it now, and is just mentioning it to keep up appearances. Too much money and too much work for too little of a buzz for the boy. Or he just completely forgot about it.
 
I'm pretty sure the whole mead saga started because josh would go into extreme cope mode and say he was "cutting down on his drinking" when he was in fact just broke and had no money for booze. So he started making mead to counteract it and would say "yea man I enjoy making my own alcohol". Then paypigs started fully funding his alcohol bill and he quickly dropped the whole I'm cutting down on my drinking facade and soon the mead seemed to follow suit.
 
ibeatmywife said:
I'm pretty sure the whole mead saga started because josh would go into extreme cope mode and say he was "cutting down on his drinking" when he was in fact just broke and had no money for booze. So he started making mead to counteract it and would say "yea man I enjoy making my own alcohol". Then paypigs started fully funding his alcohol bill and he quickly dropped the whole I'm cutting down on my drinking facade and soon the mead seemed to follow suit.
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He started making mead prison wine because he was broke and he could use ingredients his stepmom bought for him with food stamps.
 
funscape said:
It's just extremely low effort. Also the idea is harebrained. A non-fiction serious book on Cobra is a terrible idea. It would maybe work if Clint wrote one because it would be hilarious to read.

If anybody were ever to do a good book on Josh I think there would be a market for a well-done limited print visual encyclopaedia on the Cobraverse .
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150 page case study on a dude who sits on a chair all day and passes out drunk AF. On the edge of my seat reading this
 
God his voice is so whiny now. Must be the years of isolation and bitching and moaning about imagined arguments? I swear he used to have a deeper voice.
 
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