🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I like how so much of his advice on how to be happy is really. "Don't compare yourself to others! Just ignore that other people have jobs and wives. Ignore that they have cars and are starting families and don't start drinking when they wake up."

Truly, comparison is the thief of joy.
 
Ïf Cobes was born before "G0th" was even a thing - what subculture would have been his excuse for lack of personality?
I think he may have been attracted to the biker culture. Dressed in biker gear all day, maybe walked around with a biker helmet on while ranting about "I can't drive a real bike because of"...
What subculture y'all think he would have had except for g00th?
 
Ïf Cobes was born before "G0th" was even a thing - what subculture would have been his excuse for lack of personality?
I think he may have been attracted to the biker culture. Dressed in biker gear all day, maybe walked around with a biker helmet on while ranting about "I can't drive a real bike because of"...
What subculture y'all think he would have had except for g00th?
Hobo. Jumping trains, cooking slop around burning barrels with a similar circle of friends to his one in earlier apartments high on gutrot and bad tobacco sounds pretty close to his actual life.
 
Ïf Cobes was born before "G0th" was even a thing - what subculture would have been his excuse for lack of personality?
I think he may have been attracted to the biker culture. Dressed in biker gear all day, maybe walked around with a biker helmet on while ranting about "I can't drive a real bike because of"...
What subculture y'all think he would have had except for g00th?
He'd probably just lean more into his badass cowboy persade, or he'd be a biker / hot rod dude. He still brings up the hot rod / biker shows he used to go with Clint to, and iirc he claims to have discovered "goth" via a gothic model on a hot rod postercard from one of these shows.
 
Ïf Cobes was born before "G0th" was even a thing - what subculture would have been his excuse for lack of personality?
I think he may have been attracted to the biker culture. Dressed in biker gear all day, maybe walked around with a biker helmet on while ranting about "I can't drive a real bike because of"...
What subculture y'all think he would have had except for g00th?
Let's face it, if he wasn't born when he was he would probably end up as one of McNamara's Morons or otherwise drafted into the service and that would have been the end of him before he could become a poser
 
He calls this drink combo the "Cobra's Cantina" but i feel like Margaretard is more fitting
Every good drink combo needs a pinch of Morton Isolated Salt
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God, he's really beginning to bloat even more than I thought he had before the second eviction happened. Is his mouth finally going to become a genuine danger to his health or is it the fatty liver?
Christ, he's a mess.
Better not make it through the holidays BOY.
 
God, he's really beginning to bloat even more
He's getting old, he's completely sedentary, and now he has regular paypigs funding his alcohol deliveries. He's drinking more liquor than ever before, and hard liquor, and barrels of liquid sugar. He's going to continue to get fat as fuck between drinking more calories than africa eats in a year every day, and the door dash slop, boy's thread will be in deathfat section before he dies.
 
he would probably end up as one of McNamara's Morons
Already was.

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He calls this drink combo the "Cobra's Cantina" but i feel like Margaretard is more fitting
Nothing like a cigarette and a half pint of Cuervor tequila mixed with lime juice and isolyted salt to get the morning started.
 
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I just realized, I don’t think I’ve seen Josh show of his mead in months. Are we finally out of that phase?
I think he finally accepted reality and he never successfully produced enough alcohol to get drunk, so why spend his entire tugboat grocery money on slop he has to spike with everclear and vodka, when you can just put it to smoked salmon dip and sports drinks to mix with your booze.
 
Here's the preview;


It's pretty bad, and reads like baby's first high school writing assignment. He also loves the word 'palpable'.
It's just extremely low effort. Also the idea is harebrained. A non-fiction serious book on Cobra is a terrible idea. It would maybe work if Clint wrote one because it would be hilarious to read.

If anybody were ever to do a good book on Josh I think there would be a market for a well-done limited print visual encyclopaedia on the Cobraverse .
 
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