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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Right, law. But for matters of fact, like what a reasonable person would believe on reading the word "boneless," is a matter of fact. The right to a trial by jury on matters of fact is guaranteed by the Seventh Amendment. The judge declared his personal opinion to be the actual law, which it isn't.
Manages to have barely cooked the dough(shit still looks like it'll be raw due to how long he left the door open letting all of the heat out), and still manages to burn the fucking toppings.
Look at that carnivore of a man using his tongue like an herbivore to scoop cheese into his face.
Look at that carnivore of a man using his tongue like an herbivore to scoop cheese into his face.
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Jack just randomly picks and chooses when he wants to show off his carniwhore cred. He will eat pizza this week but like 2-3 weeks ago he decided to remove the bun and eat just the raw elk patties to show how much of a devout carniwhore he is.
Also Jack's life is so sad he pretty much stalks the Fedex/UPS guys.
Also Jack's life is so sad he pretty much stalks the Fedex/UPS guys.
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Well Fatty, maybe next time don't build a house with a stupid layout. They put it on the porch, that's where it should go.
edit: HAHAHAHA
Fatty may have actually managed to get this one for free, since it was some bullshit flexible funding(in other words, even if they don't meet the goal, they still get the money) indiegogo campaign to probably just dropship some chinese pizza ovens, that was fucking cancelled. He's so fucking dumb he linked the cancelled indiegogo page instead of the damned amazon product page https://www.amazon.com/G-HOMEFAVOR-Electric-Countertop-Included/dp/B0DH4CG13D
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The most elaborate kitchen gadgets will always be wasted on him because he doesn’t bother reading the user manual thoroughly (assuming he at least glances at that).
This is standard Jack fare though. He will manage to simultaneously burn one thing while undercooking the other. At least he topped the pizza with sausage and not chicken though. Had he used chicken, he most likely would’ve put it on raw and in big chunks, resulting in a burnt outside and a raw inside. That’s about the only positive I can say about that pizza. It would still not taste good, but at least you won’t risk getting salmonella.
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Don't know if this has been discussed yet but the new bitmojis make Jagoff look like John Fetterman. Very fitting imo
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If Jack handled it, you would only be trading salmonella for escherichia coli. I also have an irrational fear that eating his food would somehow immediately cause me to be retarded in a wheelchair and make drowning sasquatch noises.
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The only way for Jack to make a good Steak is to use AI, and it still is trash
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Emoji Jack is gradually transforming into Dibilitas from Haunting Ground:
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Don't count me out yet, we still got 2 weeks
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That steak on the left looks so wrong. And it looks like it's topped with a sprig off a fir tree.
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i bet on december and i'm sticking with it. he sounds and looks worse in that pizza oven video than he ever has. the polymarket "when will jack die" odds might favor early january/feb but my faith is strong.
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I'll be honest, I thought carnivore would seal the deal before EOY. Would prefer at least one more stroke before he goes to the great Vevor pizza oven below.
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He really does spend half his day yelling STEK at various AI programs.
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yeah but because he's so stroked out he has to repeat it dozens of times before alexa or siri or whatever dystopian WEF ai voice assistant he uses can understand what he's requesting.
"naighh cubbr wid sneg tosssh"
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This faggot is on a scooty-puff and he can't drive a couple extra feet to get his package?
There's lazy and then there's Scalfatty lazy.
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He's using AI prompts to generate fetish porn the way 4chan pedophiles do.
Where the courier left it requires Jack to fit through the front door of his house, MOM.