Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Reminder that Tinu died of cancer related issues, not COVID. Vicky's just into the COVID narrative because she can make this rando's death relate back to her WWI masked ass self and how people are licherally killing her by not masking.

She's fuggin sick, just not physically.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
If it's not e.coli, it must be IBD just like she thought it must be before! There are no other explanations available.

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Someone notices that Victoria's buddy Jermaine's grift is always the same and Victoria lashes out.

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I don't know if wheelchairs are "always covered," I doubt electric wheelchairs are, but I can believe he has a problem with his electric wheelchair. Those fuckers are always breaking down.
What I don't believe is that it only costs $2500 for a new one.
 
Isn’t he the one she was supposed to stay with when she moved to NYC but then he paid for her to sleep at a hotel?

Anyways. More and more convinced there is a fetish element to this.
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Imagine you are a nurse and this creature decides they are going to force you to participate in their little show AND that person decides to punish you by doing a colonoscopy prep into a commode. AND they are “touch starved” which certainly has nothing to do with her hospital trips

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Edit: this all seems like some plan to punish the meany nurses who don’t think she is sick




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What surprises me more is the complete absence of any anaphylactic reaction. It is as if there had never been a real allergy to bowel prep at all. Wonders will never cease, I guess. :tomgirl:
 
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Edit: this all seems like some plan to punish the meany nurses who don’t think she is sick
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That or a male nurse came on shift and touch-starved Victoria suddenly coincidentally couldn't poop on the toilet anymore.

Either way, Victoria is in "other people forced to wipe my ass" heaven and her parents' insurance is paying for it all.

Larry David's Opera Cape said:
From what I recall her mom is actually Italian-Uruguayayayayan but Vicky never wanted to claim it until this current insurance shooter meme got hot. Hilariously predictable. Also feck off, micks don't want your fake "solidarity," Vicks Vaporub.
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Luckily no one but Kiwi Farms even bothers to keep track of her ancestry stories or they might as how her mother's side can be fully Italian and fully descended from an Uruguayan native tribe.
 
behindyourightnow said:
Luckily no one but Kiwi Farms even bothers to keep track of her ancestry stories or they might as how her mother's side can be fully Italian and fully descended from an Uruguayan native tribe.
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Reminds me of Bender from Futurama who consists of 40% Zinc, 40% Titanium, 30% Iron, 40% Dolomite, 40% Lead, 40% empty, 40% back and a 0.04% Nickel impurity. If you add up her ethnicities, she might even exceed his total sum of parts.
 
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What a fuss to make over something as simple as bowel prep.
I'm sure the colonoscopy itself will be even more dramatic, there's no way that it will be uneventful.

Prediction: She will claim she needed double the sedation, "they had to give me fentanyl!" and she was in such agony they had to stop the procedure and couldn't finish and she'll have to come back at a later date.
 
Something about the phrase "touch starved" makes my skin crawl. It instantly kills any sympathy I would have had for the loneliest of sadsack. Surely there has to be a better way to express the same sentiment.

Or better yet, stop yapping about it and just go pay for a massage or something like a normal creep.
 
prolific_mango said:
Imagine you are a nurse and this creature decides they are going to force you to participate in their little show AND that person decides to punish you by doing a colonoscopy prep into a commode. AND they are “touch starved” which certainly has nothing to do with her hospital trips
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Victoria does get grudging points for not demanding they place an NG tube for the prep since she absolutely cawn't handle drinking it.

controversial poop opinion: bowel prep output is copious, but the easiest kind of poop to clean up, especially the further the prep gets. It'll rinse out of the commode bucket in a jiffy, and if they didn't have the bed Chux'd up they will now. Probably better than whatever intricate and lengthy ambulation ritual Victoria demands to get to the bathroom.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Something about the phrase "touch starved" makes my skin crawl. It instantly kills any sympathy I would have had for the loneliest of sadsack. Surely there has to be a better way to express the same sentiment.

Or better yet, stop yapping about it and just go pay for a massage or something like a normal creep.
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Victoria is both touch starved (ew!) but also a totally sexy sex-having sex-positive person who can definitely teach the United Heath killer about kinky hot back pain non-abled queer sex.

Yeah, I dont buy it. They are both incels.
 
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He had real back problems, Vicky. You're currently giving yourself real back problems, but you're not there yet. Get back to us when you're actually in pain.

It's hard to tell how much of this is lust for Luigi, and how much is envy. People all around her are paying attention to his back pain, while Victoria's E. coli migraine spinal stenosis vEDS labral tear IBS anaphylaxis POTS Addison's hypoglycemia asthma goes sadly unnoticed.

(Speaking of vEDS, at the beginning of December she was claiming she'd have diagnostic results in "about two weeks." Now I'm looking back and can't find any of the tweets where she mentions her impending diagnosis and death: I don't know if this is Twitter's search function fucking up, or if she went back and deleted them all because she received a negative result already?)
 
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Now I'm looking back and can't find any of the tweets where she mentions her impending diagnosis and death: I don't know if this is Twitter's search function fucking up, or if she went back and deleted them all because she received a negative result already?)
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Still there for me (I included the search I used so you can try yourself and see if your Twitter client is fucking up somehow).

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Victoria has "barely eaten" for weeks but her colonoscopy prep has apparently taken multiple days. Her first tweets about it were over 24 hours ago and she's still going on about it. Everything I can see online talks about how you start the prep medication hours, not days, before your procedure.

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