💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How jewish?

This much.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Damn, it's past 25k and reached the goal, only in a few hours:

It's not going to be a good morning for Alyssa when she wakes up and the Smash JT GFM was very succesful and his new boyfriend's information is out here too.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

A half hour after your post and he's at $23,000. It's kind of amazing how lawfare has changed in the past few years. Back in the day something like this would be enough to scare some youtuber to back down, even if it was just an attempt to bankrupt someone.

Now people like this can toss up a gofundme and there's enough people willing to just bankroll this sort of thing. If she tries to sue the farms I'm sure, despite having a war chest already, could probably raise a similar amount of money in about the same amount of time.

She wouldn't dare. The baby killer fears the KIWI BVLL.

 

[Armor King]

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This much.

Well I guess its gonna come down to who's the most oppressed, the most stereotypical shylock nose having yamaka wearing jew vs a gross tranny (redundant, I know) larping as a lawyer. With how jewish this guy is you'll think SmashJT wins the case in such a spectacular fashion, that Alyssa gets sentenced to being deported to Gaza to serve as a meatshield for the IDF.

 

[Bill's Due]

Just gotta make sure SmashJT is very transparent about where the money goes. That's where the lolcows happen if he doesn't explain what goes where, but he seems like a pretty well adjusted guy. But then again, anyone seems well adjusted compared to this cunt.

I just find it funny that these BPD chucklefucks are going against the most stereotypical representation of a Jewish lawyer who's resume basically has more years of experience than these three faggots combined.

Ron's probably looking at this lolsuit and going "Why did they even try?"

 

[Charnel Ground]

Bluesky roundup as we arrive at The Game Awards in our grungy black dress that we have to keep pulling up over our lack of tits:






Plastic on plastic on polyester aka plastic.



Meeting with a fashion victim. Send our condolences to this bozo please.

 

[Bremsspur]

Why are her arms so fat in comparision to her stomach?
Is this shapewear, shitty fat distribution genetics, us-american cuisine or did she get a liposuction? Because those sure as shit aren't muscles.

 

[Bill's Due]

Well I guess its gonna come down to who's the most oppressed, the most stereotypical shylock nose having yamaka wearing jew vs a gross tranny (redundant, I know) larping as a lawyer. With how jewish this guy is you'll think SmashJT wins the case in such a spectacular fashion, that Alyssa gets sentenced to being deported to Gaza to serve as a meatshield for the IDF.

Dude's not a fly-by-night lawyer like Rackets for sure. He's actually won a case defending an Asian musical group named "The Slants"' right to register a trademark, I think. i.e. he's had stuff that actually reached past the local courts to Federal Court:

https://www.likelihoodofconfusion.com/legal-publications-ron-coleman/slants-redskins-and-other-disparaging-trademarks/

I'd much rather be friends with this guy than those 30-something man/woman/womxynchildren that Mercunte hangs around.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why are her arms so fat in comparision to her stomach?
Is this shapewear, shitty fat distribution genetics, us-american cuisine or did she get a liposuction? Because those sure as shit aren't muscles.

Its the haunted baby fat of her aborted babies.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

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Meeting with a fashion victim. Send our condolences to this bozo please.
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A potent combination of smugness at knowing she's not dressed like an embarrassing nightmare making her the best dressed in frame by accident, combined with not so silent judging of the sagginess-elemental's visible poor life choices observed just seconds earlier.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Dave Rivera, Alyssa Mercante's top-simp, is angry that Smash JT is raising money for lawyer fees and he thinks that anyone gives him money is a fool, but it's okay if you give money to Alyssa Mercante. And how does he know how Smash JT and his wife's jobs? Was he doxxing?
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And Dave Rivera finally has his own Kiwi Farms thread. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THAT, assbagged!

Seething broke nigger alarm

 

[lupinthethird]

And Dave Rivera finally has his own Kiwi Farms thread. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THAT, assbagged!

Well deserved

 

[JohnnyG]

Exceeded the $25k goal and currently at $28k in, what, 5 hours?

 

[MoarTard]

Bluesky roundup as we arrive at The Game Awards in our grungy black dress that we have to keep pulling up over our lack of tits:

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Plastic on plastic on polyester aka plastic.
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Meeting with a fashion victim. Send our condolences to this bozo please.
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Jesus Christ... she looks so trashy.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Jesus Christ... she looks so trashy.

And the first thing she's doing at The Game Awards? Asking her simps to buy her a spritz at the JW.


EDIT: And more butt-kissing from activists like Liana Ruppert.

 

[behindyourightnow]

She is so weirdly obsessed with JT. Does anybody know if her Italian dad looks similar to him? I heard of her from It'saGundam who has a much bigger audience and made a bunch of videos about her, but she chooses to focus on JT and his wife and kids.

Could be because he's so dorky looking, and she's enraged that someone she perceives as low-status is getting so many people to laugh at her.

Then again, it's not like a lot of other YouTubers aren't similarly dorky looking. Maybe it's his status as an obvious family man? Something about her enemies being married with families seems to really set her off.

On an unrelated note, she had an abortion in early 2015 because she didn't want to be pregnant during knee surgery:

https://archive.md/DZMQn

The surgery ended up failing apparently (tweet won't archive right now). And she had another abortion relatively recently. She's happy to keep getting abortions because she doesn't want a "creepy son":

https://archive.md/Q8WAv

Speaking of surgery, she was also fishing around for funds for an "upper bleph" (cosmetic surgery to fix droopy eyelids, popular for older women):

https://archive.md/0NpWq

https://archive.md/Hp3Be

Alyssa is not a happy woman.

 

[MoarTard]

The surgery ended up failing apparently (tweet won't archive right now). And she had another abortion relatively recently. She's happy to keep getting abortions because she doesn't want a "creepy son":

I don't know much about abortion, but hopefully she keeps aborting them to the point where she becomes infertile and can no longer threaten the world with a legacy.

That, and the hypothetical son won't suffer under a wicked bitch like her.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't know much about abortion, but hopefully she keeps aborting them to the point where she becomes infertile and can no longer threaten the world with a legacy.

That, and the hypothetical son won't suffer under a wicked bitch like her.

The toddler would crawl to the brooklyn bridge to escape the hellscape that is Alyssa the housewife.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

She's happy to keep getting abortions because she doesn't want a "creepy son"

in a way, im glad she does, because if she raised a son, he would troon out or be a hateful rapist or just commit suicide. or all 3

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

in a way, im glad she does, because if she raised a son, he would troon out or be a hateful rapist or just commit suicide. or all 3

Or he could've grown up resenting his used up whore of a mother and turned out somewhat normal. That's the thing though: we'll never know. Alyssa decided for him what he'd be.