💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
Countdown: 8 days till she hits the wall.

HBD April. Nothing like having a misdemeanor conviction before you turn the big 3-0! Maybe we can all shoot her a bday text!

xoxo, KF

PS - Using Nick's PO BOX will not shield you

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Mr. Pierce said:
Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kWLlX8d2e38We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.
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Have we been inadvertently pissing nick off because we kept telling him to pull up last year? :story::story::story:

Here's an idea for your come back stream nick. Stream yourself doing pull ups to proof aaron wrong. :story:
 
Burt Macklin said:
Countdown: 8 days till she hits the wall.
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Yep, her bday is 12/20. His is 12/16 (day before his predicted guilty plea). Bad look for Sags.

Desktop User2 said:
3:08 "...there is also the possibility, the other reason why we would need 60 more days is because... how can I say... there is a pretty common belief among multiple people that there are (new) charges coming into a different case that could tangentially benefit our cause"
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I'll laugh so hard if the feds are involved.

Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
t's probably more that every loser who thinks he's a comedian bases 90% of their "material" on homosexuality.
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I'm gonna guess that actual comedians who use homosexuality as their material are: 1) Openly gay and are making fun of their own (Wanda Sykes); 2) Black so that they can get away with it (Chap); 3) So clearly not gay that it would not be a question (also Chap + Bill Maher).

Captain Manning said:
But it's Nick and Kayla, and the the dildo is a Balldo. The pride flag can even stay.
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For sure. There's a solid argument for 'It's degeneracy, stupid!' Nothing to do with sexual orientation.

My problem: I don't buy the diagnosis of 'sex addict' excuse that simple degeneracy would encapsulate. It's not included in the DSM 5 for a reason. (There are other issues with the DSM 5 but they got this one right.)

Anyone who is acting out sexually THIS much has some other underlying issue. Nick's biggest tell is right in front of us.
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Vibralldo said:
Nick unironically has anorexia
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Mr. Pierce said:
We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.
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Hence, gay. Any of these alone means nothing. As a group, that means you're gay:

Anorexic, he loves to cook, loves to sing, loves karaoke, loves theater girls, has a squeaky nasal voice, chronically extroverted, hypochondriac, is obsessed with gay issues, is obsessed with anal, goes shopping with his wife & larps on about the fit of her dresses, doesn't fix cabinets and emotionally invokes a loved handyman as an excuse, problems with sexual boundaries, pals around with pedos, favorite actor is a pedo and gay (Spacey).
 
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not william stenchever said:
Truly, alchemy is a mysterious school of learning.
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Ahh he avoiding the rule of equivalent exchange.... Must have a philosopher's stone embedded in his ass... Perhaps a magic butt plug called Jim bean, he "forgot to remove". Or is he more of a funnel in the ass to absorb the "red elixir" thru his intestinal track? %
 
AnOminous said:
Nobody who actually loves to cook would commit those war crimes against cooking he showed us.

Balldoskelly couldn't pick up a kitchen sink.
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I mean, allegedly Kay, Cobes, and Jack all love to cook and nothing they’ve ever made can be considered edible
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
In the light of the illegal accessing topic around Nick, the admission by April to have confirmed the sending of the "message to Geno" by accessing Aaron's phone records, I would assume there is a legality issue around the evidence and if they were so inclined charges against April for unauthorized access.

At this point, given the shit Nick and April have been pulling the past months, I kinda expect them to just dismiss the case if the illegal access of Aaron's accounts is confirmed. The people who did it are after all the husband and the swinger fucktoy of the victim.


Yeah, she metabolized it from cocaine.
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Highly doubtful as she was either the account owner or an authorized user on the account. It was just a few weeks ago that they got the account separated.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick
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It's funny how Rekieta chooses to make fun of Aaron for his "weak ass arms" when he looks like this:


He has no self-awareness at all.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick unironically has anorexia
The man is a self admitted fatphobic that only eats a bag of chips a day and has the body of an Auschwitz survivor.
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No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.
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Is nick an actual child? I mean that, did his parents raise him until literally just when he started appearing in the sektur? Was his appearances on ralph like when a kid drives somewhere on their own for the first time?

I'm actually asking this because mumsy and pops seem to wipe his ass and he has the same conception of things an actual teenager does.
Catgirl Tyranid said:
No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

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ETA: Aaron is streaming now and has given more detes. I'm sure it will be clipped. I was listening at 2x in the background until I paused...

It sounds like Aaron has hired a private investigator.
  • "My team... attorney, investigator and shit like that... they're keeping an eye on all the crazy shit that's going on around all of this."
  • "The private investigator -pri - private investigator -do you say private investigator? Whatever...the investigator is going to file a report."
  • "That's our, kind of, our, 'hey look, here's some kind of fucked up shit you don't know about yet'...that report isn't in yet because people keep doing crazy shit".
  • "I will say this. There is a widely held belief among multiple parties involved that other charges could be coming to multiple people that would be tangentially connected to what we're doing... we wanna find out if there's perhaps privileged information has been accessed that is connected to this case.... and if it is, I would feel like my rights have been supremely violated."
  • "My attorney talked to the prosecuting attorney. Everyone is doing their job."
  • "We're going to find out fully what was done to me."
* Sigh * Def no feds involved.
 
Melty Butter said:
ETA: Aaron is streaming now and has given more detes. I'm sure it will be clipped. I was listening at 2x in the background until I paused...

It sounds like Aaron has hired a private investigator.
  • "My team... attorney, investigator and shit like that... they're keeping an eye on all the crazy shit that's going on around all of this."
  • "The private investigator -pri - private investigator -do you say private investigator? Whatever...the investigator is going to file a report."
  • "That's our, kind of, our, 'hey look, here's some kind of fucked up shit you don't know about yet'...that report isn't in yet because people keep doing crazy shit".
  • "I will say this. There is a widely held belief among multiple parties involved that other charges could be coming to multiple people that would be tangentially connected to what we're doing... we wanna find out if there's perhaps privileged information has been accessed that is connected to this case.... and if it is, I would feel like my rights have been supremely violated."
  • "My attorney talked to the prosecuting attorney. Everyone is doing their job."
  • "We're going to find out fully what was done to me."
* Sigh * Def no feds involved.
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Dammit Aaron shut the fuck up. Now he's not going to stream and we're going to have to speculate what molecules Rackets' mutant gut biome is capable of producing instead.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

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You guys are right. Nick has gained quite a bit of weight and has an unhealthy obsession with food. Constantly bragging about how much he's eating and streaming himself cooking.

He should stop eating for a couple weeks to make sure the problem doesn't get worse.
 
not william stenchever said:
Dammit Aaron shut the fuck up. Now he's not going to stream and we're going to have to speculate what molecules Rackets' mutant gut biome is capable of producing instead.
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It really sounds like Aaron has no fucking clue what's actually happening and what the chances of what's happening will have any effect on his case are. More and more, I think Aaron is an unreliable narrator not because he's lying maliciously, but because he doesn't recognize he's out of his depth.
 
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