🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hahahaha get fucked, Amber.

The icing on top of this cake would be if Emily shipped the rest of Amber's shit back to her, if they didn't bring everything with them. Then we'll know this is truly over and that Emily outsmarted the narc.
 
Neko GF said:

i'm leaving.​

(12/10/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZMPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZM
i'm leaving..mp4
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Aaaaalright, let's do this.

Cat Killer Christmas: Cunt Chronicles Part 10

tl;dw: she says she doesn't know what she's gonna do after vlogmas (implying she knows what she's doing during vlogmas, or that it isn't just generic content in the first place), spergs on about how it gives her purpose (I thought that purpose was end of year ad revenue), ASMRlynn is back, taps her fingernails on a coke can like a sped,

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"I purposefully swallowed super hard"​

-Amberlynn Reid, certified consoomer​
Also wtf is wrong with this image, something looks so off to me. Is it the arm on the left looking like non newtonian fluid put in a garbage bag? Is it Coke can Santa pointing at our gorl? Is it her weirdly smooth fatty fingers? Anyway, moving on...

pretends like people give a shit about her cameo (aka money's drying up and the hog needs a lil extra), acts like we all don't know she's gone back to Oklahoma, pretends to give a shit about her mom, tells us how amazing it was falling asleep and waking up next to Emily Franz (between her shifts at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisconsin), fatty eats a nighttime snack

Emily Franz POV moments before being sat on
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shares her worthless opinion on pretzel sticks.
CHAPTER COMPLETE
Disclaimer: I don't give enough of a shit to make these stats super accurate for this one-off joke
CategoryScore
Lies told88940+889.400
Pounds gainedlike 25++3.000
Meals cooked1+100
Real tears cried0+0
Concerts went on1+5.000
Expert Laygos completed1+10.000
Funko Pops collected1+300
Pets killed1-999.999.999
Total-999.092.199

Rank: Fat​

Edited for spelling
 
inquizadoor said:
Trying to pretend she went back to Oklahoma on her own and not that she got kicked out lmao
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Facts. There is no way in Hell Amberlynn would be leaving if she was getting 100% of her needs and wants met, regardless of how Methmama or anyone/anything else felt about it. My guess is Emily‘s custody order for her daughter specifically says “no overnight guests not related by either blood or marriage”. Some form of this is usually standard language in custody orders. Most custody agreements have major holidays divided equally between parents- either by alternating the entire holiday by year, or dividing the entire vacation in half with the first half usually going to the non-custodial parent.

My guess is Emily has her daughter for Christmas break. While she may have been able to get away with Amber staying over if Emily only has her daughter every other weekend, an extended violation of a custody order could result in the ex filing a motion for contempt. If the ex knows who Amberlynn is, he might have put his foot down.

It’s interesting that Amberlynn hasn’t mentioned Emily’s baby daddy. Amberlynn loves a good side character and an ex baby daddy drama arch would be her cup of tea. Even if she didn’t talk about it directly, she wouldn't be able to resist talking about it indirectly. IDK if Emily has her kid during the month but if she does, I just know Amberlynn would be tempted to slip in some “look at me, I’m a momma, I’m an adult” bullshit. There’s been nothing, not a peep, not a slip, not some vague innuendo, nothing. This kind of restraint is unheard of for Amberlynn. That tells me that Amber’s been warned of some serious consequences if she puts anything online about Emily’s daughter. If that’s the case, Amberlynn may feel like it’s safer to clear out before the kid comes rather than risk it.
 
lol cow supreme said:
I hope theres some devient back end lining here where Emily found the cat, realized that Amber had thrown it out to try to manipulate herself into staying longer, and gave the cat to some family that would take care of it without telling Amber.
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Potential plot twist: the grim feeder is keeping Rarity locked in her bedroom which was not revealed on camera. Later on..."found the cat!"
 
Eskimoto said:
Facts. There is no way in Hell Amberlynn would be leaving if she was getting 100% of her needs and wants met, regardless of how Methmama or anyone/anything else felt about it. My guess is Emily‘s custody order for her daughter specifically says “no overnight guests not related by either blood or marriage”. Some form of this is usually standard language in custody orders. Most custody agreements have major holidays divided equally between parents- either by alternating the entire holiday by year, or dividing the entire vacation in half with the first half usually going to the non-custodial parent.

My guess is Emily has her daughter for Christmas break. While she may have been able to get away with Amber staying over if Emily only has her daughter every other weekend, an extended violation of a custody order could result in the ex filing a motion for contempt. If the ex knows who Amberlynn is, he might have put his foot down.

It’s interesting that Amberlynn hasn’t mentioned Emily’s baby daddy. Amberlynn loves a good side character and an ex baby daddy drama arch would be her cup of tea. Even if she didn’t talk about it directly, she wouldn't be able to resist talking about it indirectly. IDK if Emily has her kid during the month but if she does, I just know Amberlynn would be tempted to slip in some “look at me, I’m a momma, I’m an adult” bullshit. There’s been nothing, not a peep, not a slip, not some vague innuendo, nothing. This kind of restraint is unheard of for Amberlynn. That tells me that Amber’s been warned of some serious consequences if she puts anything online about Emily’s daughter. If that’s the case, Amberlynn may feel like it’s safer to clear out before the kid comes rather than risk it.
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If I had to guess I'd say the baby daddy might have threatened Slommy, he has full custody of their child and knows everything that has been going on between Slommy and Amber, Slommy probably told her never to mention the child, and the dad and Albert had to comply, she has no choice, otherwise, she would exploit that child on camera and fulfill her dream of being a mother.

mastergabe said:
The only thing she is doing on the scene is posting and rebranding her music
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She got upset when poeple started calling her fat and comparing her size to Amber's, she doesn't want to play the game anymore, she thought poeple would put her on a pedestal, dumb bitch.

Neko GF said:

i'm leaving.​

(12/10/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZMPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wemqE5dXeZM
i'm leaving..mp4
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Poor thing, she thought Slommy would tell her to stay until they "found" Rarity, and since Amber's mom probably refused to drive back to pick her up Slommy had no choice but to buy an entire aisle for Amber to fly back home. I'm sorry for the poeple on that plane, the smell, and having to share the same air as Amber. Can't wait for Amber to share her experience, I bet poeple were staring at her, bitch is huge.
 
They probably sat her in the emergency exit row. Imagine having to choose between pushing through 650lbs of unwashed Amberlynn or burning alive.
 
It it turns out she ended up surrendering Twinkie and Wasabi before leaving, that might be the best possible outcome: I don’t see Emily putting forth the extra effort to haul them onto a plane seeing as Amber is utterly useless. And unless we get a vlog that says they drove Amber home, well…
 
Kela de Thaym said:
It it turns out she ended up surrendering Twinkie and Wasabi before leaving, that might be the best possible outcome: I don’t see Emily putting forth the extra effort to haul them onto a plane seeing as Amber is utterly useless. And unless we get a vlog that says they drove Amber home, well…
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If that ends up being true then Amber is just going to Oklahoma to clean out her apartment and she's moving to Wisconsin
 
Okay I have a couple theories.

  1. Grim Feeder/Emily convinced Amber to fly back to OKC for the holidays to spend with MamaLynn and to pack up her apartment and move to Wisconsin. Twinkie and Wasabi are staying with Emily while she's getting her affairs in order.
  2. Grim Feeder/Emily rented a cargo van and drove ALR with the remaining pets in tote and dropped her dainty ass off. Then proceeded to fly back herself on Southwest.
I have a hard time believing our dainty gorly-pop would fly anywhere especially by herself, heavy machinery is required when moving ALR (physically and mentally). I don't think they broke up (at least not to Hamber) otherwise she'd be a Christmas wreak right now. (Grim Feeder may drop the ball later on her though).

I'm still not entirely convinced Rarity is gone. The cat missing has sure taken the heat off of Emily being a feeder, but then again, she's gone on about it long enough it may be true. Just like Chantal, she lies so much no one can discern the difference between reality and fat lies.
 
Amber is undeniably dumb enough to go along with a plan that Emily could have in place to ship her back to Oklahoma and then break up with her, if that’s what’s going on. It could explain all of the gifts and such as well, especially the cheaper ones.

Emily wouldn’t even have to have an elaborate plan.
 
Camel Bro 93 said:
I don't think they broke up (at least not to Hamber) otherwise she'd be a Christmas wreak right now. (Grim Feeder may drop the ball later on her though).
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To be blunt, how do we know she isn't? Her uploads and clips are so old and out of sync we never know if what she posts is current

Likely to me is this upload is older than the one where it almost 100% looks like she's back in OK

Why would she post that way? Engagement, gets people speculating and theorising...there'd be less 'buzz' if she did what normal people do and told her audience "I'm leaving Wisconsin" then posting OK footage because expected

She knows her watchers love to play detective thus causing drama so they keep watching...I do believe that's why she drops breadcrumbs about her caretakers ID etc, because she knows damn well a Farmer will find them then she can sit there faux-innocent and say "My gf has been doxxed, guiiise"

I do believe she thought that Jade Francis, once unmasked so to speak, would think "fuck it" and be in her videos but unfortunately for Amber, her house nigger wasn't as obedient and docile as Beckster had been and that didn't happen

Her manipulations clearly haven't worked on Emily Franz either

As for this video, I'm sure it's rage-bait so should probably ignore but the fact she said she'd miss her feeder-of-a-few-months so so much yet no mention of her 'daughter' of over a decade is fucking despicable

Two options: Cat was never missing, nothing to miss OR she's out of sight out of mind already, couldn't give a fuck if alive or dead
Neither option makes you look good does it, hog?

ETA: @Camel Bro 93 "I'm still not entirely convinced Rarity is gone. The cat missing has sure taken the heat off of Emily being a feeder, "

This has been my no 1 theory from day one although I don't discount it's real and she's dead either
 
I do not think Amber took a plane home, I would be asking for a refund if that got on a plane hell no it's going down for sure. I think feeder pan drove her in a rental and she herself flew back. I do not think they are breaking up, they will stay together to show us (haha). The cat is probably dead and Amber is having a hard time scamming money from morons while we keep calling her the cat killer she's desperate to not talk about it anymore. I bet her money is drying up and she's banking on moving in with Emily. Her goal in life is to permanently mooch off of someone so her only job in life is to sit around eating and playing like a child. Currently she's just about there but has to YouTube until she's got it locked down. Based on the amount of weight she's put on in such a short amount of time I'd say this story is going to end in a piano crate sooner than later .
 
To those saying FAT Al may be a wreck right now that is using old clips to cover it up, she would be milking the fuck out of a breakup with adsense. Lives, videos, drama, the whole thing.

My guess is not broken up, rarity actually dead, mamalynn gone, and amber moving to Wisconsin officially but in her own apartment for the speculated protective order.
 
Eskimoto said:
They probably sat her in the emergency exit row. Imagine having to choose between pushing through 650lbs of unwashed Amberlynn or burning alive.
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There's no way. She isn't mobile enough to assist other passengers in the event of an emergency, and would obviously block the exit in any emergency and prevent others from reaching safety. Fats and drunks can't sit in the emergency aisle.
 
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