I wish it was that easy, The lil bastards leave for a few minutes and come back when you're gone. Getting rid of raccoons can be expensive and annoying..
You don't even have to open the door, if you have an outside light they scatter when you put the light on.
My brother a month or so was awoken by 5 or so raccoons fighting in a tree next to his house for some godforsaken reason. He got his rifle because it had the closest available flashlight on it and he kept illuminating them until they scampered off into the night to resume their shennanigans elsewhere.
20 bucks a blowjob. Kayla used to do them but Star Trek and pills had her sleeping on the job. Then it was April but now she's with Dickers. So it's Rickety Rackets. For an extra 20 (or a pack a smokes) he'll give you his famous Rekieta RimJob. Oh wait, he's not in prison just yet!
I've had them be more like just stare straight at you like "go fuck yourself human." Then very slowly amble away.
Thats the dude. Those are some fat Raccoons. They learn where theres easy food too and bring others. He's got quite a pack there.
NICK! This is how you start a cult!
I will never come to terms this dude could be anything that he wanted, first via family wealth - if he was not a waste of skin, he would´ve access to the money by engaging in whatever path the family would´ve laid out for him, like that chem degree - but whatever, he went for creative writing and strip mall LOLyer; then you stumble on your dick and land cock first in a bunch of wine moms interested on hot goss about a celebrity trial and a bunch of dead end nerds sadge because their homosexual voice actor is a little handsy. You get a 7 figures contract to basically repeat yourself for a couple of days a week but even that is too much for you to not fuck up.
I dont understand, man, is he incapable of stop lying even if it is about something that is already blown right open? The aggressive monogamous (I know he didn´t use those exact words but it is the period he is referring to, right?) stream was AFTER Hedonism. Everybody knows they fucked around at Hedonism. Even if you ignore all the fucking around that happened in between, specially after the fame with people confirming he going out with escorts, it happened after Hedonism, He just cant stop lying, man, he is mentally ill.
Nick ought to be careful if he does anything like that. Raccoon droppings have bacteria (I think it's bacteria at least) that can infect you with some terrible neurological shit. Not anything you'd develop overnight, but later in life down the line. It's transmissible through air as well. Those little guys already have it hard enough as it is, they have pretty high mortality and making it through the first couple years is a miracle for them without Nick torturing them.
What's funny is that even if he didn't say "aggressively monogamous" (was that from here?), he's adopted the phrase now - pretty sure he's used it more than once.
He keeps dropping these hints that he knows he fucked up bigly but his ego won't allow to just come right out with it.
Maybe the logic is "I only admitted to fucking April, so I can just say I was monogamous the rest of my marriage"
The myth that Nick "came from money" is frustratingly persistent. He didn't. While his grandfather and his father both had good jobs, his grandparents only came into serious money quite late in their lives.
“aggressive monogamy“ doesn’t exactly go hand-in-hand with a porn addiction. Never mind shopping for a third, which he was doing when he said that.
>I don't ask anyone to support my decisions or mistakes