Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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DogSnoopySnoop said:
I’m not caught up on the thread yet but she better not try to grift for this. Sounds like the insurance denied inpatient level of care and instead is saying she should have been at observation level of care, which is less intensive and thus the insurance pays out less. Both inpatient and obs are considered admitted to the hospital, but the average person typically just calls being admitted to the hospital ‘inpatient’ and doesn’t realize there’s different levels of being admitted.

This type of denial does NOT impact what the patient pays. A hospital is not allowed to charge the patient for the difference between an inpatient payout and an OBS payout from the insurance.

It can be confusing for patients because insurances will typically send a ‘inpatient level of care has been denied’ letter to the patient and that of course sounds terrifying, like you’re entire hospital stay is not going to be covered by the insurance. But that’s not the case and further down in the letter is will clearly state that the patient cannot be charged for this. It’s between the hospital and insurance only. I honestly wish they didn’t send those letters out, or at least changed the main wording to be less inflammatory.

Source: my career revolves around this stuff
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The fun part is getting spammed with a half dozen of those letters when your loved one is getting boarded in the back of an ED or random corner of med/surg for a week, waiting for a specialized bed to open up somewhere.
 
She’s becoming a bit boring and predictable. It’s so obvious some paper is due in class but she can’t be arsed and does… whatever this is.
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And Vicky, take the hint. Why didn’t they admit you? Could it possibly be related to the fact that you’re not that ill? Yawn.
 
Anyone who can't bring themselves to do a colonoscopy (allergy, my ass), take a stool sample or take the prescribed medication can't be that sick. She can also lie in bed at home all day; she doesn't need a hospital for that. Her lecturers will be very relieved when she is finally expelled.
 
Can't Vicky just mock up a fake death certificate for a nonexistent relative to get out of handing in papers on time? Use Chat GPT? Pay someone in India to write the paper for her? Yes, these things are unethical, but at least they are not such a horrible waste of medical resources.

Zemblan Physics said:
She’s becoming a bit boring and predictable. It’s so obvious some paper is due in class but she can’t be arsed and does… whatever this is.
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And Vicky, take the hint. Why didn’t they admit you? Could it possibly be related to the fact that you’re not that ill? Yawn.
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Sleeping "20 hours a day," but somehow has E. coli gastroenteritis, i.e., the illness where you have to get up every ten minutes to vomit and/or shit. Right.
 
Doesn't Vicky do enema crip porn on some other account or something? I wonder if her little hobby is making it harder to control her bowels.

Why won't doctors just give her a bunch of PRN opioids? She promises she'd only use them "a smattering of times per month."

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behindyourightnow said:
Can't Vicky just mock up a fake death certificate for a nonexistent relative to get out of handing in papers on time? Use Chat GPT? Pay someone in India to write the paper for her? Yes, these things are unethical, but at least they are not such a horrible waste of medical resources.
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She could also just take advantage of the fact she goes to an overpriced private school full of entitled rich students, many of whom will threaten their professors and admins (or have parents call and complain because these environments are rife with arrested development headcases) when they don't get their way, like turning in late work without penalty or having makeup work or tests, and they usually get their way, because private schools treat education like a consumer good. Admins usually bend over at the first sign of student unpleasantness, and professors usually follow path of least resistance when it comes to student-problem escalations - basically like "I'll accommodate this if you shut the fuck up and leave me alone for the rest of the semester" - because what underpaid adjunct wants to deal with nonstop whiny entitlement emails from August to December. The fact Vicki is supposedly struggling in an environment in which students wield a large amount of power speaks volumes about her comically insane unwillingness to do literally anything for herself (and the likely degrees to which she has alienated or ruined all sources of academic support and opportunity).

Like...This perfectly healthy tard actually thinks other people should wipe her ass, pay her bills, and clean her room, so why on earth would she even bother contacting student services, setting up medical accommodations, filing for incompletes, or emailing her professors with some kind of excuse accompanied by a thinly veiled threat to escalate the situation if she is not given a free pass to fuck around?! Plus I'm pretty sure her professors would love if she would just turn in some AI generated garbage, something, anything at all, so they have enough graded material pass her and never deal with her again.
 
horse toots said:
Like...This perfectly healthy tard actually thinks other people should wipe her ass, pay her bills, and clean her room, so why on earth would she even bother contacting student services, setting up medical accommodations, filing for incompletes, or emailing her professors with some kind of excuse accompanied by a thinly veiled threat to escalate the situation if she is not given a free pass to fuck around?!
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The bar for late work, excused absence, and/or private testing accommodations at most private colleges is "has a medical professional who is willing to fill out a small amount of paperwork to argue for it." Extended time on exams and a few other things might take more evidence. I'm astonished at a. how incompetent she'd have to be to not be able to deal with that process if she had a letter and b. how unsympathetic every medical professional must feel towards her for none of them to be willing to lift a finger to get her accommodations.

Hell, even an incomplete often only takes a 1-2 page letter. If her doctors found her even a little sympathetic and she was actually in and out of the hospital with any kind of legitimate issue, getting incompletes in her classes would be trivial.
 
horse toots said:
I'll accommodate this if you shut the fuck up and leave me alone for the rest of the semester
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My experience has always been that it works out in the end to give as many accomodations as requested (that aren't straight-up "don't give me work, please"); students who legitimately need the accomodations will use them and do decently well in the class. Students like Vicky will just continue to request and request and never actually get any work done - so at least when you "accommodate" them they can't turn around and blame you for their failure. They are looking for someone/anyone to point at and blame at the end of the term.

To put it another way - goldbrickers are gonna be lazy sacks of shit regardless of any reasonable accomodations, so they'll sort themselves out in the end.

The leaving you alone part is just the icing on the cake.
 
So heckin' manly, dood...
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Victoria's explanation for not abandoning Twitter yet (the #MutualAid grift):
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🤔 Wonder if she read the posts in this thread speculating about locked-in syndrome and prednisone destroying her spine.
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realizing I would prefer to be in a permanent vegetative state over dying as long as I was still in the community and cared for by loved ones is actually very bleak given the lack of resources and given that it likely can’t happen

so the alternative is death because I don’t want to be abandoned in an institution. but I don’t want to die if I’m in a vegetative state.
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NYU schedule:
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Last day of classes on the 12th, exams from the 16th to the 20th, winter break starting on the 21st.
Any bets on how she'll do? :) I can't wait to hear her excuses, lol.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Doesn't Vicky do enema crip porn on some other account or something? I wonder if her little hobby is making it harder to control her bowels.
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Judging by her reaction to being called a virgin, I highly doubt she’s actually doing anything like that. Vicky strikes me as one of those fujo freaks who might have really fucked up fantasies but they’re simply not deranged enough to go through with it, most pooners are like this. I still stand by my theory that her “secret porn career” is actually just a NSFW tumblr blog or AO3 account
 
Temperance said:
realizing I would prefer to be in a permanent vegetative state over dying as long as I was still in the community and cared for by loved ones is actually very bleak given the lack of resources and given that it likely can’t happen

so the alternative is death because I don’t want to be abandoned in an institution. but I don’t want to die if I’m in a vegetative state.
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That's actually a really interesting statement. "Still in the community and cared for by loved ones" i.e., she is imagining some ideal state in which the people she knows are compelled to fuss over her and wipe her ass (because she is vegetative and cannot do it herself).

It's not enough that strangers do it! Ideally, the people Victoria knows will suffer and be obliged to care for her. She might be vegetative in this fantasy, but she can at least experience a kind of happy quasi-afterlife, in which she senses that she has become a decades-long burden on her parents and loved ones.

And not a thought--not a single thought--is given to the loved ones and "community" who theoretically have to do the caring: how will they do it? How will it affect their lives? Don't any of her loved ones have their own needs? Isn't her current "community" largely disabled themselves?

It's just like how not a single thought is given to the people (doctors, professors...) whose time she wastes every day. Victoria is an infantile creature who experiences the world and the people around her as mere extensions of herself, which is why regressing to a literal infantile state is her idea of bliss.
 
She's already picking out her outfit for obituary photos, due to getting tested for an issue she almost certainly does not have.

I bet she's already decided on the color of her coffin lining, too. And the songs people should sing at her funeral.

Honestly this is probably how Emily Dickinson would have turned out in 2024.

I love how Vickie once again presented to the ED with positive suitcase sign.

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behindyourightnow said:
Victoria is an infantile creature who experiences the world and the people around her as mere extensions of herself, which is why regressing to a literal infantile state is her idea of bliss.
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Good summary of the basic gist of the cluster B ego structure. Overgrown toddlers, just a question of which aspect of toddlerhood they get most stuck on.

Diana Moon Glampers said:
Honestly this is probably how Emily Dickinson would have turned out in 2024.
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Finally a hugbox for me to admit my deep and abiding hatred for the most overrated "poet" of all time into.
 
Temperance said:
So heckin' manly, dood...
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Victoria's explanation for not abandoning Twitter yet (the #MutualAid grift):
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🤔 Wonder if she read the posts in this thread speculating about locked-in syndrome and prednisone destroying her spine.
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NYU schedule:
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Last day of classes on the 12th, exams from the 16th to the 20th, winter break starting on the 21st.
Any bets on how she'll do? :) I can't wait to hear her excuses, lol.
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behindyourightnow said:
That's actually a really interesting statement. "Still in the community and cared for by loved ones" i.e., she is imagining some ideal state in which the people she knows are compelled to fuss over her and wipe her ass (because she is vegetative and cannot do it herself).

It's not enough that strangers do it! Ideally, the people Victoria knows will suffer and be obliged to care for her. She might be vegetative in this fantasy, but she can at least experience a kind of happy quasi-afterlife, in which she senses that she has become a decades-long burden on her parents and loved ones.

And not a thought--not a single thought--is given to the loved ones and "community" who theoretically have to do the caring: how will they do it? How will it affect their lives? Don't any of her loved ones have their own needs? Isn't her current "community" largely disabled themselves?

It's just like how not a single thought is given to the people (doctors, professors...) whose time she wastes every day. Victoria is an infantile creature who experiences the world and the people around her as mere extensions of herself, which is why regressing to a literal infantile state is her idea of bliss.
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When people say "a fate worse than death," this the kind of thing they mean. Something that not only destroys any semblance of quality of life, but one that also ruins the quality of life of their loved ones.
It's one thing to suffer, it's another to drag everyone down with you.

Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Finally a hugbox for me to admit my deep and abiding hatred for the most overrated "poet" of all time into.
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Yes but apparently all of her poems can be sung to the theme song of Gilligan's Island.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
She's already picking out her outfit for obituary photos, due to getting tested for an issue she almost certainly does not have.

I bet she's already decided on the color of her coffin lining, too. And the songs people should sing at her funeral.

Honestly this is probably how Emily Dickinson would have turned out in 2024.

I love how Vickie once again presented to the ED with positive suitcase sign.

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So she’s worried they won’t admit her if she comes in with a positive suitcase sign (even though she’s clearly on death’s door and requires immediate hospitalization, duh) but in the same breath she procrastinates on going to the hospital because she’s feeling too tired… am I reading this right?
 
"until shift change"

Aka until someone came in who knew her came from her previous malingering and told her to fuck off



It's only gonna get worse as well, because you'll be the talk of the break room, and we're slap bang in the middle of winter pressures where various seasonal illnesses turn every emergency department into God's waiting room, they're going to be far far less patient with your magical "symptoms" considering they'll be run off their feet all shift long.



She's going to end up actually getting something serious and everyone will just assume she's crying wolf like every other day that ends in Y. I just feel bad for the medics who will be dragged over the coals at an M&M hearing as to why they didn't spot the one real condition amongst her entire ICD of bullshit
 
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"If I still have it it's antibiotic resistant and needs stronger IV antibiotics"

Vicky, if you are suffering with a bacterial infection that requires hospitalisation, you are not too exhausted to get help. You feel like such absolute shit as your temperature rises and rigors and sepsis sets in, You will get seen quickly because the longer its left untreated, the higher the chance of permanent organ damage.

When you are that ill, you don't care about packing a bag, your brain is fried along with your body. Basic things like you might need to see a doctor take some working out. All you know is that you feel intolerably shit.

I'm still convinced she's talking about commensal E coli or an infection brought about by poor hygiene. If there's any infection at all.

Also, all bacteria have anti microbial resistance. That's how they survive and why Streptomycin was first isolated from soil, Everywhere there are bacteria, there are ways that they combat each other, survival of the fittest. The problem is that we have a limited number of antibiotics that target specific molecular pathways, and the genes providing resistance are often on plasmids, which are one of the main vehicles for horizontal gene transfer (i.e. bacteria can swap them with each other). I've ranted about this before in the munchie thread so will hold off.

Vicky, if you truly have a bacterial infection, follow the instructions to the letter. Don't let strains with different resistance profiles get a chance to proliferate, then its game over. You are not a candidate for an antibiotic of last resort and its not a nice way to die.
 
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