💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Melty Butter said:
According to Nick, both of his parents worked fairly diligently. His father was gone for work for weeks at a time (they moved to MN for his job), and Celeste had him in day care for some kind of job in education. It's believed that they didn't 'come into money' until later years.
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Then Nick's parents spoiled him for no reason and have themselves to blame for having to raise the grandkids
 
anliteralidiot said:
Eh, I've had a rash of chicken deaths that turned out to be skunk related. Something was biting the heads off of my hens, and our trail cam caught a skunk doing it...
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Shit a skunk really?
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I guess they are predators, so its not that surprising, Ive just never known skunks to be a problem. I know Bee Keepers have problems with Skunks because they like to fuck with hives, they eat Bees and Honey, but other than that I've always hesrd they were good to have around, they eat rodents and snakes, its Raccoons and Foxes,and Coyotes are the things we've always had problems with and fucking Feral Hogs, those bastards are destructive as hell, make me glad I'm not a Farmer
They're opportunists though, so I guess if one realizes its got an easy dinner, its gonna keep coming back.
If you've got a problem animal you got no choice other than to deal with it. Balldo doesn't even have livestock though, not even chickens, he just kills things because he's a prick.
 
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Fapcop said:
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.
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This got me wondering. What is Nick's exact income sittuation? He doesn't stream, he doesn't get clients as a lawyer and he doesn't make videos. That leaves his locals (Which has been getting smaller), his passive ad revenue from videos (Which shouldn't be that much) and of course his parent's trust fund. Nick spends like a motherfucker, rustangs, trips to Hedonism 2, $250 dollars to a pedophile, cocaine, hookers, snack budget, nanny, guns, tattos, clothes for April, paintings, lawyers, etc (You get the point). I just wonder how much money does he bleed from that trust fund and how can his parents be comfortable with that?
 
Strix454 said:
Equal probability of kicking April to the curb. Him dealing with "heavy stuff" would inevitably point to troubles somewhere within his harem. Because nobody else really matters to Nick.

Or else he is organizing a baby shower for Juju the cow and it has him all frazzled.
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Don't rule out that the DA is being an unconstitutional meanie, and is not giving Nick whatever he wants. Or even anything, for a plea deal. Remember that 2nd hearing is looming. His Magichan fueled Baldo Magic is suddenly impotent.
 
Desktop User2 said:
I´d guess the beating raccoons to death with a hammer is just a (pathetic) power fantasy... it seems very unpractical to corner an agile animal in a shed, kneel to their level which already screw your leverage to dealing strong blows not to mention your range. I call bullshit.
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Either way it's fucked up that he'd either do that or lie about it. I have suspicions too because raccoons actually tend to defend themselves. If you've ever seen what they can do to even a big dog you know what I mean. I completely believe the skunk one because while I can imagine someone, and Nick specifically, actually doing something that retarded, I can't imagine making it up.

The weird part is how gleeful he was about it. I'm surprised people weren't creeped out more by it at the time, but I think there's an explanation just beyond a bunch of us were dangling from the loser's nutsack at the time.

People generally tuned in to Nick because he was covering some legal case involving a cow or (later with the normies) a celebrity legal case they were interested in. Having a panel focused the show. Having a legal document to read and discuss focused the show.

Meanwhile, when Nick would go off on one of his boring "now I'm going to talk about myself for a couple hours" narc snoozefests, people tuned out instead of listening to his pointless, boring anecdotes which from what we now know, were probably mostly made up anyway.
Procrastinhater said:
Raccoons I almost get, they can be annoying, fucking trash pandas waking me up knocking shit everywhere, and if they get into your coop they're as bad as foxes or coyotes they'll kill for fun, but you can get 'coon proof containers and you just gotta lock the birds in.
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Yeah I had this when I was living out in the country housesitting for someone. So I just didn't take the trash out until the morning since they came at night. They could knock over the empty cans for all I cared. There was a gun in the house I could have used but why? There was nothing really to worry about but the trash and the mess from that.

The only real reason to kill this kind of animal in a normal residence is maybe if you have a really stupid dog you're afraid would try to tangle with it. Dogs that have lived in the country, though, usually know not to mess around with wildlife.
 
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Finger Pistols said:
This got me wondering. What is Nick's exact income sittuation? He doesn't stream, he doesn't get clients as a lawyer and he doesn't make videos. That leaves his locals (Which has been getting smaller), his passive ad revenue from videos (Which shouldn't be that much) and of course his parent's trust fund. Nick spends like a motherfucker, rustangs, trips to Hedonism 2, $250 dollars to a pedophile, cocaine, hookers, snack budget, nanny, guns, tattos, clothes for April, paintings, lawyers, etc (You get the point). I just wonder how much money does he bleed from that trust fund and how can his parents be comfortable with that?
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The short answer is we don't know, and short of Nick and/or the parents randomly revealing it we'll never know. It is worth noting though that most of the stupid spending came when he was making bank from superchats and stuff, and a lot of people think that was likely a symptom of him actually having the money to do that shit for once, which suggested he's not getting that much from the trust.

They apparently did acknowledge the need to cut back once that gravy train ended. IIRC it was a story from Aaron where he'd been talking to Kayla and she mentioned how they were having to cancel their stupid subscription services because the Rumble money was gone for instance.
 
demicolon said:
Probably Senorita Rackets laying down the law to Sonny that no wife & kids = no Petrofac inheritance, and set a deadline to put the final solution to the April question, which puts Nick between a rock and a hard place and not in a way he likes it i.e. between Ricardo & Romaine. Whatever plea he got offered probably also demanded to cut off his pet fleshlight and if he tells her playtime's over then she'll fix the Balldo to his balls with an arrow.

edit: There's also the possibility that Mommy and Daddy found out their piece of shit progeny was BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING to them, enabling narcissists themselves they'll not stand Nick crossing THEM.
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April went to the wanky art show with Nick and his mother. His parents don't give a shit about Nick having a side piece, only whether it's causing wildfires they need to put out.

I 100% believe that if what it took to resolve the mess Nick's marriage has become was to offer Kayla a divorce settlement she can't refuse, Celeste would do it - and she's wealthy enough that it would create no hardship for her.

Vibralldo said:
Nick's parents also didn't have to work

They probably had the guiding hand of the grandparents that actually earned the money, so they had some moral compass to keep them from fully becoming Nick.

I guarantee Nick never learned responsibility or maturity because his parents never fully understood it themselves.
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This is not true and the circumstances and timeline of Nick's grandparents coming into money is well documented in this thread.

Nick was already an adult when the Petrofac windfall happened and the Owens came into serious money.

Nick's father worked at Cray and Celeste also worked during some of the time Nick was growing up. I have no idea where you got the idea that they "didn't have to work".

It's also worth keeping in mind that it's not the Rekieta name which has a reputation worth trying to protect. It's the Owens name and even that most likely isn't well known outside of Texas, which is where Louis and Peaches directed most of their philanthropy.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Eh, I've had a rash of chicken deaths that turned out to be skunk related. Something was biting the heads off of my hens, and our trail cam caught a skunk doing it...
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Outdoor chickens? I could see that, I suppose, and it would be necessary to get rid of them. With raccoons, though, they're extremely clever and able to exploit any weakness in your coop design. And it only takes a few minutes for them to totally massacre everything in there, which they will do given the chance.
 
Desktop User2 said:
Yeah, I said some time ago having a power fantasy about killing some raccoons is something a coddled retard would have. Or someone that just moved in from the city.
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I think those people underestimate how mean a big 'coon can be if its cornered. I saw a video with one that fought off a fucking Cougar before, it was a young Cougar, I don't think it realized what it was getting into, fucked up its ambush and instead of leaving the already alerted Raccoon alone and going after something easier it tried to force it, Raccoon latched onto its nose, then its leg... it ended up getting chased off by the fucking Raccoon lol... a big Raccoon trapped in a small shed could have fucked Balldo up, shit I wouldn't want to try to kill one in a small space with a hammer and I grew up in the country, I got more sense than to try. You could get tore up, then you gotta get Rabies shots... no thanks.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Raccoons I almost get, they can be annoying, fucking trash pandas
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Nick was leaving cat food outside. He also lives in the middle of nowhere.
Procrastinhater said:
I think those people underestimate how mean a big 'coon can be if it’s cornered. I saw a video with one that fought off a fucking Cougar before, it was a young Cougar, I don't think it realized what it was getting into, fucked up its ambush and instead of leaving the already alerted Raccoon alone and going after something easier it tried to force it, Raccoon latched onto its nose, then its leg... it ended up getting chased off by the fucking Raccoon lol... a big Raccoon trapped in a small shed could have fucked Balldo up, shit I wouldn't want to try to kill one in a small space with a hammer and I grew up in the country, I got more sense than to try. You could get tore up, then you gotta get Rabies shots... no thanks.
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Bro just open the door, make a loud noises, they get scared and leave
 
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