💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
Probably Senorita Rackets laying down the law to Sonny that no wife & kids = no Petrofac inheritance, and set a deadline to put the final solution to the April question, which puts Nick between a rock and a hard place and not in a way he likes it i.e. between Ricardo & Romaine. Whatever plea he got offered probably also demanded to cut off his pet fleshlight and if he tells her playtime's over then she'll fix the Balldo to his balls with an arrow.

edit: There's also the possibility that Mommy and Daddy found out their piece of shit progeny was BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING to them, enabling narcissists themselves they'll not stand Nick crossing THEM.
 
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It's funnier to me to think that he beat the raccoons to death despite having guns because he's a sadist who must kill by his own hand, and he lies about why he did it that way.
I´d guess the beating raccoons to death with a hammer is just a (pathetic) power fantasy... it seems very unpractical to corner an agile animal in a shed, kneel to their level which already screw your leverage to dealing strong blows not to mention your range. I call bullshit.
 
At least according to Balldo, he tortured the SKUNK to death by repeatedly drowning it, not the raccoons, who he murdered by beating them to death with a hammer.
Oh fuck yeah you're right I forgot there was a skunk too.
That bastard is an equal opportunity animal abuser.
Raccoons I almost get, they can be annoying, fucking trash pandas waking me up knocking shit everywhere, and if they get into your coop they're as bad as foxes or coyotes they'll kill for fun, but you can get 'coon proof containers and you just gotta lock the birds in.
Beside trapping them in a shed and going Michael Myers on them with a hammer is evil.

Like I said raccoons I almost understand getting frustrated and shooting them, but he doesn't even keep chickens.
And skunks are fucking harmless.
Just leave them alone and they'll fuck off, they don't hurt anything.
Wasn't it a viewer who alerted Nick to the whole, "isn't it illegal to send nudes?" well after the fact?

Pretty sure Nick's take on the law is so shaky that he didn't immediately pick that up the first time he watched Aaron do that. Just like it somehow didn't register that spying on Aaron through his Google account was against the law.
It the damage he's done to his brain. He doesn't even talk the same, his hands shake, he acts like he's got that pre-parkinsons thing alcoholics get, (not DT's the other thing) he's pickled his brain.
Old Nick was never a very good lawyer but he was at least quicker on his feet, Balldo is a debauched shell of a functional human being, he's like 1700's Libertine that caught Syphillis before we had penicillin, the kind they'd throw in the asylum to rot for being annoying.
 
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I sat on this for a while and guess parents found out that the only thing Nick has "in the bag" is his disgusting sex toys, that he's buried himself in yet another goddamn criminal case with his boyfriend Aaron for no reason, that he failed to sell the house, that the house is now occupied rent-free by a deranged coke whore, that they're gonna pay for all court fines and expenses and possibly be saddled with raising his 5 kids in their twilight years, that there's never been any "conspiracy" and the coked-up 8 year old was not a clerical error, that he's smeared the Rekieta name all across the Internet, that they had to learn what a "Balldo" is after seeing that word one time too many on their social media, and who knows what more!
 
link of casino last night with Melton admitting to logging onto nicks computer and look at aaron's google account. BTW if the casino guys read this Melton is 45 not 49 (49 is the age of a Patrick Melton who is a film producer) . BTW Melton says its a bit but lol there seems to be WAY TOO MANY details in there to just be made up. And lying about committing federal crimes is not smart.

 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
Maybe it's a boomerism to have your kids pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but this policy of indefinitely supporting Nick while he ran a tiny law office only to have him act nigger rich once he got a taste of fame brings not only public shame to his family but also likely will result in five grandkids who are basketcases due to their parents being drug abusers as well as their dad trying to normalize having a live in whore sidepiece.
If Nick had to work productively for his daily bread he might have been a better person by now.
 
Maybe it's a boomerism to have your kids pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but this policy of indefinitely supporting Nick while he ran a tiny law office only to have him act nigger rich once he got a taste of fame brings not only public shame to his family but also likely will result in five grandkids who are basketcases due to their parents being drug abusers as well as their dad trying to normalize having a live in whore sidepiece.
If Nick had to work productively for his daily bread he might have been a better person by now.
Nick's parents also didn't have to work
They probably had the guiding hand of the grandparents that actually earned the money, so they had some moral compass to keep them from fully becoming Nick.

I guarantee Nick never learned responsibility or maturity because his parents never fully understood it themselves.
 
Divorce arc confirmed?
Equal probability of kicking April to the curb.
Did Mommy and Daddy tell Little Nicky to stop obsessing over his ex-boyfriend and enter the guilty plea already?
Never forget that he has three teenagers atp. It's tick-tock before one of them loses their shit in any number of ways. Ashton mentioned this last night on KC.

The risk-factors are sky high: Parents are addicts, they were torn from their home for 3 months, family strife (their grandfather, Sletta, hates Nick), and lack of boundaries about sex stuff (they told them about their relationship according to April's tweet). Nick's black eye was real.

A divorce arc seems probable. As Mindset said, many sweepers who speak to Nick have said so. That could also set off one of the kids.

Although they seem to have ulterior motives, it also seems to me they noticed they were being used by Nick as weapons in his revenge against Aaron.
I strongly agree. It's a 'two things true/same time' thing. They're grifters (hardly unusual) and they care. Recently I re-watched Keanu's stream from May 28, post-arrest, to assess duplicity. She starts crying at 3:29:00. It seems very genuine.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.
For real, your fuckup son setting you up with his 5 kids to raise when you have so many countries to spend money in, making a mockery of your name on the 'net and lying about coking up his "favourite" daughter might have been a bridge too far even for them.
Current court case is still hot and idiot brings a possible divorce and yet another goddamn criminal case to keep up the headache.
 
Anyone sperging about Nicks parents cutting him off… Get real.

We’re talking about the same parents who lied their ass off in court for precious Nicky, pretending they’ve never seen him drunk, and that the live in slam piece was a “live in nanny”.

They’re unredeemable, and their way of teaching Nick a “lesson” would to move him into a nice house in Florida with a VERY strict $100K a year budget.

The whole Rekieta family tree just needs to get the chainsaw as far as I am concerned.
You can't expect regular parents to rat on their child, especially degenerate oil barons nepo babies.
 
Nick's parents also didn't have to work
They probably had the guiding hand of the grandparents that actually earned the money, so they had some moral compass to keep them from fully becoming Nick.

I guarantee Nick never learned responsibility or maturity because his parents never fully understood it themselves.
According to Nick, both of his parents worked fairly diligently. His father was gone for work for weeks at a time (they moved to MN for his job), and Celeste had him in day care for some kind of job in education. It's believed that they didn't 'come into money' until later years.
 
ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED - A view from Rekieta's perspective while in the K-hole.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mskqy0GIX3Y
They found ketamine in his house too, right? That would explain his 'looping' and how he could forget about all those farting dragons eating pizza.
Lmao 10/10 video but I think the looping was from the alcohol I don’t think he’d even be able to speak if he was on special K
 
that he's smeared the Rekieta name all across the Internet,

This is what I have always circled back to. It isn't like the name "Rekieta" is "Smith" or something. Basically, Nick has damaged the family name of literally everyone with that name, because they are all relatives of HIM. It has to really stick in the parents' craw that anytime someone looks up that name it is another scandal-laden clod of mud hurled at the family escutcheon, because Niq for SOME REASON can't stop acting like a 16-year-old jilted girlfirend on her period (lol no: the reason is he is a sociopath and doesn't care about how his actions affect anyone else) . If I were his kids I would for real change my name when I turned 18.
 
Josh is moving back to the states, it's high time for him to find somebody to have white babies with.

Come on April, move to Florida and help Josh grow banana peppers and Jim potatoes :heart-full:. Josh has a successful livestream and Internet fame, what more could you want?

That is Elaine's role in prophecy. April could only be a distraction from his true destiny with Elaine.
 
Josh is moving back to the states, it's high time for him to find somebody to have white babies with.

Come on April, move to Florida and help Josh grow banana peppers and Jim potatoes :heart-full:. Josh has a successful livestream and Internet fame, what more could you want?
he would actually have to fuck someone to have babies and I'm not sure it's going to happen.
 
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