💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Does he have ANY frame of reference that's not based in superhero slop? I mean I know the answer, but geez.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
There's not a lot of other cows that provide good, clean fun like Patrick Tomlinson does. And that's why I'm okay with him being relegated to mediocrity.
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That is his award-winning feature; he's so generically clean and fun and boring and predictable that he deserves recognition for it somewhat. Even Ralph has more "epic" action than Rick.

If Rick did get prisoned for self-swatting it'd be hilarious, and he'd probably win an award for it, but it would also forever change the type of cow he is.
 
Something Awful said:
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Does he have ANY frame of reference that's not based in superhero slop? I mean I know the answer, but geez.
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I didn't know seeing two different women was "masculine" or being racist. Then there's the issue of getting with Peggy's niece after he thaws because Peggy's too old for him now. Then there's that time he beat the shit out of the Punisher who wouldn't fight back. Or you know, that time he started Civil War.

I'm not even getting into his character in the Ultimates universe. His only redeeming thing I can think of there is when he held Peter in his arms as he was dying. You can really tell all he does is watch movies and television shows because reading is just too hard for him and even in cinema Captain America is a terrible whiny character.
 
I don't follow or know much about Marvel, but from the memes and other bullshit I've seen, Captain America comes across as a selfish, petulant toddler. It's no wonder this character resonates with Pat.
 
Something Awful said:
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Does he have ANY frame of reference that's not based in superhero slop? I mean I know the answer, but geez.
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Fat fails at pretty much every one of these beta qualities except confidence.
"emotional vunerability" is an example of "positive masculinity"?
This sounds to me like little bitchboys coping how they are better men than the ones who are atttractive to women.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Xitter deboonk of Fatassin Rick's claims re: the shooting.
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Alalallalala blah blah BLAH BLAH WRONG CHILD I am the smartest enjoy prison! This was a super serious hitman job done by a professional who didn't know how his own gun worked child!

I don't know who to watch more right now. Jackie is having an utter fucking schizo meltdown but Patrick is being the tried and true obstinate pig arguing about topics he knows nothing about and making friends daily and that's comfy and familiar.
 
Pig man I say this as someone who regularly talks about violently assfucking you......can you fuckin stop with the fag vernacular for like five goddamn minutes?!
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Judge Holden said:
Pig man I say this as someone who regularly talks about violently assfucking you......can you fuckin stop with the fag vernacular for like five goddamn minutes?!
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I do quite well on my sim rig I have for flight games, I prefer it over some planes. Syrians are losing that battle anyways so they should just back off for awhile.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I do quite well on my sim rig I have for flight games, I prefer it over some planes. Syrians are losing that battle anyways so they should just back off for awhile.
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I'm just waiting for fatrick to opine extendedly and fatly about the intricacies of flying a helicopter, and for the farms to then short out another two days as a hundred different people try to post a different "flying pig" joke in the exact same second.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
There's not a lot of other cows that provide good, clean fun like Patrick Tomlinson does. And that's why I'm okay with him being relegated to mediocrity.
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He harkens back to a time where there was no one-upsmanship over whose lolcow was the worst criminal/pedo/whatever else. Where all a lolcow needed to do is produce milk and be someone who couldn't stop taking the bait. Lolcow watching in general has too much moralfagging nowadays.
 
Judge Holden said:
I'm just waiting for fatrick to opine extendedly and fatly about the intricacies of flying a helicopter, and for the farms to then short out another two days as a hundred different people try to post a different "flying pig" joke in the exact same second.
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Patrick can't fly. He can only fall (without style).
 
Ring of Basilius said:
Balldoposting: Sad, tragic, child abuse is no laughing matter

Patposting: Wholesome, pure, fun for the whole family
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Yeah the fact that Patrick isn't a father and doesn't have a daughter makes it all even funnier. If he was I might feel bad about it.

Come to think of it, do we know for certain that fatrick's daughter isn't actually PCJ's?
 
So I think everyone on this board is aware of Ralph’s law: Every lolcow W is followed by an L of equal or greater value.

This got me thinking, has Rick ever had a win? He lost Aide, lost to Quasi, will soon (probably) lose to MPD. Where is the win? Is this all fallout from the publishing deal?
 
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