🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mother Gooseberry]

She’s not going to let the cold force her to hide the insane amount of weight she’s putting on. Emily probably watches it and gets off on it

Edited because I replied to the wrong comment, sorry yall

 

[Unreachable Twat]

I wanna punch her in the face when she keeps saying "eksetra-setra"

Also she looks like a bloated corpse that's been floating out at sea for weeks (more than usual).

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I didn't make this, but I wanted to share:

 

[Pange]

Do

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Do coffins come with filter options?

This is"literally"the funniest thing I have ever seen. Whoever did this deserves an award

I didn't make this, but I wanted to share:
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[w4vy_gr4vy]

Our dainty loved up gorl is well on track to being back to her fattest, greasiest, scabbiest best since 2019 and I love that for her

 

[whatever we are now]

Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

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She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.View attachment 6708273

Emily is so ugly, wtf

 

[KittiestKitty]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm. A comment from ZMs new video

 

[Xenomorph]

I see she is picking her face ala 2019.


Her trotters are getting dark and so is her "neck"

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm. A comment from ZMs new video

Wanna add to this. Amber got this call on 11/30 at 11:22 (?) AM. I don't buy that this isn't Emily or Amber leaving a message to the other. The wording sounds so much like Amber in some spots. Like, "I would really highly suggest not coming in," is very Amber coded. I dunno, this whole thing is giving Amber making Becky record 2 fake voice mail messages for that one doctor's office when Amber was trying to convince us of something during Gay Care (forgot the deets).

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

RIP Rarity, may your new heavenly home have all the love and comforts you deserved in life

 

[powdered toast]

Wanna add to this. Amber got this call on 11/30 at 11:22 (?) AM. I don't buy that this isn't Emily or Amber leaving a message to the other. The wording sounds so much like Amber in some spots. Like, "I would really highly suggest not coming in," is very Amber coded. I dunno, this whole thing is giving Amber making Becky record 2 fake voice mail messages for that one doctor's office when Amber was trying to convince us of something during Gay Care (forgot the deets).

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Or like the email "from the WLS program" that was multiple paragraphs of praise about how great she was and totally not getting denied surgery

Yes I remember the fake answering message "from the doctor's office" and she played it twice and it was different each time lol

This shit makes me laugh. Why does she do this lol? I completely understand her not wanting to get shit on for Rarity ending up as roadkill but she always doubles down in the most absurd way humanly possible when called out. She has already spent more time and energy trying to deflect from Rarity's death than she would have just to have kept the cat inside the house to begin with.

She must be so pissed off lol - at first she tried to understand that a normal person would be more concerned so made the fake-crying-smirking video to feign sorrow and that hasn't appeased her audience enough, so everyone is just harassing her and we need to stfu. Crying harassment doesn't work so she comes up with a fake voice note - because faking voicemails/emails worked out so well for her before. Lol we're going to get another mental health video soon.

 

[FatalTater]

I've often thought that Amber loves her animals, not in the way one ought to love living creatures but like one might love a cute plushie they're sentimental about.

Plushie you've had since childhood goes missing? Oh no how sad...anyway on to the next thing.
Precious cat you've shared your home with for years goes missing? Oh no how sad...anyway...

Quite a difference there.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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I had never seen this before but that's definitely Lard Ass. It's so apparent in the manner of which she speaks. She's fucking retarded. What professional says 'Wanna' ? Just reading through it you can pick up on her mannerisms. She can't hide her extreme, aggressive stupidity.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The second she started getting uppity about the found dead cat and insisting it wasn't rarity should have been the red flag that it was actually her, Liars only get like that when they are desperately trying not to be caught. Big Al the cat killer doing what she does best.

 

[FatalTater]

I was watching her latest... actually I should say I was watching her NECK in this latest video... what filters are being used and would they make a normal person disappear completely?

I had thought Amber wasn't as big as she had been before because her neck hadn't grown over her choker yet, but noticing how cartoonish the video quality in that area was?
I'm thinking she's officially moved in with Emily because Amber can no longer fit through the damn door to leave.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Or like the email "from the WLS program" that was multiple paragraphs of praise about how great she was and totally not getting denied surgery

Yes I remember the fake answering message "from the doctor's office" and she played it twice and it was different each time lol

This shit makes me laugh. Why does she do this lol? I completely understand her not wanting to get shit on for Rarity ending up as roadkill but she always doubles down in the most absurd way humanly possible when called out. She has already spent more time and energy trying to deflect from Rarity's death than she would have just to have kept the cat inside the house to begin with.

She must be so pissed off lol - at first she tried to understand that a normal person would be more concerned so made the fake-crying-smirking video to feign sorrow and that hasn't appeased her audience enough, so everyone is just harassing her and we need to stfu. Crying harassment doesn't work so she comes up with a fake voice note - because faking voicemails/emails worked out so well for her before. Lol we're going to get another mental health video soon.

It's just how liars operate. People don't believe you? Double down. They still don't believe you? Add details not previously mentioned to reinforce your story. They still don't believe you?
Make fake material that supports your claim.

Factor in Amber's devastatingly crippling stupidity and that's how you get these ridiculous voice messages that do not represent how a regular human being talks. You don't need to be smart to manipulate and deceive people, you just need to find someone dumber than you. Which really is the crux of the issue for someone who'd get outsmarted by protozoa.

As for the actual interaction with the shelter, while I have no idea how they're run, I'd guess they'd still want you to come in to check even if you're sure it's not your pet because they likely don't want to keep a deceased animal's remains for longer than needed.

 

[LonesomeDud]

"Not the most pretty sight," and, "Don't bother coming in," over a cat are phrases designed to prime woman hysteria. Pretty callous for people who deal in sheltering animals.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

C'mon pervert, you know you wanna show off your prized hog in all her horrifying splendor.

I was expecting a lot more shitty angles (Like Salah filming Chantal) with her having a feeder GF.

I think all that stuff will be on the feeder sites.

we'll get some more made up family stories about her brother

Is he still in jail? If not I'd love him to 'surprise' his sister by arriving in Oshkosh for Christmas.

Her trotters are getting dark and so is her "neck"

Scuse you, that's her Portuguese hurrititch RAYCIST!

ETA I was writing a grocery list while catching up on this thread and I see I have written 'ayggs'. Send help.

 

[Bookish]

Why would someone print and distribute lost cat posters, go into a whole thing about leaving them in businesses windows and on neighbors porches, with a $500 reward that she self-congratulated herself over, and then say she keeps her phone ringer off all the time? She missed the shelters phone call, because she keeps the ringer off? As some have suspected, either the cat isn't missing, she knows she's dead, or she simply doesn't care to have her back.

Is she stupid enough to not realize the implications of the things she says or too lazy to edit them out? Her view count has been 'lowering', maybe it's ragebait to 'higher' it?

 

[-Jack-]

Why would someone print and distribute lost cat posters, go into a whole thing about leaving them in businesses windows and on neighbors porches, with a $500 reward that she self-congratulated herself over, and then say she keeps her phone ringer off all the time? She missed the shelters phone call, because she keeps the ringer off? As some have suspected, either the cat isn't missing, she knows she's dead, or she simply doesn't care to have her back.

Is she stupid enough to not realize the implications of the things she says or too lazy to edit them out? Her view count has been 'lowering', maybe it's ragebait to 'higher' it?

We all know by now Amber likes to think of herself as a master troll, and I don’t doubt for a second there are retards on reddit and twitter or still give her the benefit of the doubt and fall for her tricks.

But like with Amber and other cows, Amber just isn’t intelligent enough to keep a straight story or remember her lies, so things start to easily and quickly fall apart, people like Amber and Chantal are detectives dreams.