💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Melty Butter]

It’s a little strange when taking into account the custody issues Aaron & Ashley (actual mother of Imholte’s kids) were having where April threw a fit to “be included & involved” in the parenting app that Aaron & Ashley used to co-parent, post divorce. (Evidence of this exists in the Aaron/Ashley restraining order thread, in Balldoverse sub forum.)

Now, these old IG posts look similar to the passive aggressive posts April makes on X, digging at Kayla. As a quick aside, people who date those w/ their own children from previous relationships, do not automatically start calling those children their own. That’s not normal behavior for most people. It looks like insecure competitive bitch bullshit, maybe how April tries to lift herself up & act like she’s better than others, especially the ex’s of her current love interest. What an asshole, to tell a kid you’re so close, when really, you have no compunction about leaving that kid in the dust. Kids are more fragile & quickly grow attached, in most cases, so it’s sinister to play a child for a fool & use them as a tool for combatting her jealousy over her boyfriend or husband’s ex wives. Plural. First Ashley, now Kayla. And Nick hasn’t even divorced yet. Totally sick shit, & weak as fuck foundation to try & build a relationship on.

This. I'll do a minor PL.

My stepparents were, and are AMAZING. Being a stepparent is no small task but the biggest issue (before the word became a meme) is boundaries. Never, ever, would either of my stepparents insist on me calling them 'mom' or 'dad'. You know who wanted that (according to Ashley)? April. That's part of the DMs in Ashley's HRO filing.

Fwiw, I hate the Lady Macbeth narrative that goes on here sometimes - blaming April or Kayla for this absolute fuckery....

ATP, this mess rests solely at the feet of Nick. He invited this woman into his family and submitted to her invading his family, and is probably trying to contain her.

But, holy shit, this woman is an absolute mess. It's genuinely amazing how two relatively successful men can be THIS fucked up by this waif of a ridiculous person.

 

[Nate Higgers]

two relatively successful men

lol
lmao

Are you being serious

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

What's going to happen to his bar card, will it be investigated

*hic* You're welcome to investigate my bar card - - everything is in order.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gee, a Vegas wedding. If only there were some signs that this was doomed to fail from the outset.

At least they didn't get a fake Elvis and put the charges on daddy's credit card.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Ruined body cope

Nick seems to be employing some variation the silly "in Minecraft" defense here as he willfully misunderstands why people took issue with what he said about Kayla and pregnant women in general. Saying "but I think she's hot now" doesn't make what he said any less disrespectful.

Nick also skirts how his own preferences in women (which he has also discussed very publicly) would impact Kayla. The broader context of his online conduct is damning and Nick's praise betrays his shallow intentions. Thinking he can bash Kayla (and mothers in general) and get away with it just because he likes the way Kayla looked much later after getting work done and starving herself down to 105 lbs. is more proof that Nick is an insensitive moron who would hate his wife even more than he already does if she didn't have the procedures or otherwise "work" to stay small and girlish for his sake.

Even so, it was all for naught and everything they did to keep their marriage relationship afloat ended up being so much worse than a waste. Then there's this from November 26th 2022 (when he was most vocal about being attracted to Kayla):

and this from November 18th 2024:


Between the video above and Nick's recent posts lamenting the sacrifices he had to make in his life for "someone else" it is apparent that Nick doesn't love Kayla and arguably never really did. He didn't like her before, he doesn't like her now, and Nick finding her most attractive at a time when she was becoming even less of a mother and more of a degenerate ghoulish cokehead is revolting.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I'm still betting we see some horrific tragedy occur. This is a bodice-ripper just waiting to happen.

It won’t happen until after the divorce arc. Female family annihilators aren’t all that common really, but here’s my prediction.
Women usually (but not always) prefer more passive methods of killing, so you have to factor that in.

The younger kids are probably getting drowned in the skunk pond, for older kids and Nick, I’m guessing poison in the spaghetti-O’s, we all know that thot isn’t making a home cooked meal any time soon.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Our noble clippers covering the Melton collapse, related to Nick's illicit access of Aaron's accounts:

In which Aaron goes over Redbar deconstructing Melton. Summarizing, Aaron basically says that the question before law enforcement is not if there was a crime, but how many crimes were committed, and that Melton's blabbing hasn't been helping.

Aaron's maybe oversharing a bit, but the data is likely in forensic hands now, and I can appreciate the schadenfreude.

From the full STES tonight:

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It won’t happen until after the divorce arc. Female family annihilators aren’t all that common really, but here’s my prediction.
Women usually (but not always) prefer more passive methods of killing, so you have to factor that in.

why turn on the microwave for balldo when you can accidentally get some oops it's all fentanyl coke? Once he's out of the way there's no one to stop you that oldest kid is possibly even more of a skinny nerd than balldo was at that age

 

[Melty Butter]

Who's "us", April?


Archive

 

[Captain Manning]

It’s quite dark the way Nick is entirely unaware of his own shortcomings and hypercritical of others. Being married to that, or fathered by that, sounds awful.

He is 42 years old and by all accounts, regularly needs a pill to make his dick even work. I am not saying older couples shouldn’t have sex, but does he need to be consuming so much porn? does he need to buy sex toys so they can bang more? does he need to cheat and be polyamorous with April? buy Kayla a new body so he can still find compare it with his dozens of fav porn stars he can list by name and his new younger childless gf?

He should have taken natures hint and reeled it back. Maybe when you have five kids and can’t get it up anymore, life should not first and foremost be about hedonism. Your wife’s postpartum body shouldn’t be so heavy on your mind that even after it’s “recovered” you still rant on a livestream about how repulsed you were.

It’s just so icky and all his own doing. The fact he is also such an insecure little faggot and has the audacity to claim it’s really all cool and bodies are just bodies after going to a sex resorts nude event is such contradictory bullshit. Another principle he cites that he doesn’t actually have.

He feels he didn't plow enough bitches in his 20s, and now he's 42, so he wants to try and make up for lost time.

He's gonna be in for a rude shock when the money is all gone, and he's bald, and ugly as fuck, and even low IQ golddigging BPD Minnesota 6s won't throw themselves at him anymore. I don't think he's gonna be able to jump from 20 year old to 20 year old like he probably hopes.

[EDIT] The Ragepig is asking for a public defender, I guess he does not trust Rekieta Law, a small Law Firm from Minnesota, with this complicated case.

That's actually a smart move on Ralph's part.

Is this true?
>The Farms deem a PDFile
Literally who? The Farms? Does anyone think he's a paedophile? I don't.

Kinochet is widely regarded as an obnoxious attention whoring twit, and a liar.

But, AFAIK, nobody has ever credibly accused him of being a pedo.

Citizen M / @SaddamLanza is a fucking idiot, and that's why he's permabanned from here.

He's also bitter because the Farms DOES consider his e-daddy Patrick Melton one. That's too fucking bad.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He feels he didn't plow enough bitches in his 20s, and now he's 42, so he wants to try and make up for lost time.

He's gonna be in for a rude shock when the money is all gone, and he's bald, and ugly as fuck, and even low IQ golddigging BPD Minnesota 6s won't throw themselves at him anymore. I don't think he's gonna be able to jump from 20 year old to 20 year old like he probably hopes.

Nick got his relationship philosophy from guys like Drex and Dick who think men always age like wine and 20 year olds are just lining up to get with middle-aged men. He forgot the part where burning all your money and destroying your body leaves you with nothing of value for a young woman or really any woman once you include his insufferable personality.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick got his relationship philosophy from guys like Drex and Dick who think men always age like wine and 20 year olds are just lining up to get with middle-aged men. He forgot the part where burning all your money and destroying your body leaves you with nothing of value for a young woman or really any woman once you include his insufferable personality.

It's debatable whether Juju can even practice what he preaches. He's fat, balding, and still stuck with 80s Girl.

Sure, he might "sample" Piss Salad on the side, but she's retarded and is already aging poorly due to all the drugs and debauchery.

Why anybody would want to emulate Juju is beyond me. Do they even understand what they're trying to emulate?

Nobody in the sektur is the Casanova they want people to believe they are.

 

[I Will Be Us]

April's constant mentioning of her love of cooking (knowing Kayla didn't) is a trip. Plus saying how much she likes a clean house.

Reality check: when she was live-in nanny to Rekieta's kids, the kids were hungry and the house was filthy.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick is very smart

There are craters on the moon that are smaller than the holes in Nick's brain if he actually believes what he said.
They groypers are nothing but a bunch of permanently online faggots (literally and figuratively) who have achieved absolutely nothing of value politically.
And they never will, because it is clear to anybody with a functioning brain that Fuentes only cares about grifting from his spergy little cult for fun and profit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The ease with which April walked out on those three little ones says all you need to know about this monstrous cunt. She and Nick deserve each other (and a trip for two to Gitmo).

 

[Captain Manning]

There are craters on the moon that are smaller than the holes in Nick's brain if he actually believes what he said.
They groypers are nothing but a bunch of permanently online faggots (literally and figuratively) who have achieved absolutely nothing of value politically.
And they never will, because it is clear to anybody with a functioning brain that Fuentes only cares about grifting from his spergy little cult for fun and profit.

Let's get one thing straight here.

Fuentes is a federal asset. He glows. He's an agent provocateur meant to discredit the right and get people arrested. A lot of people got arrested on January 6th, where he was giving orders, and he walked away without charges.

Weeeeeird.

That's not me being crazy either. A lot of people believe that, including Null. The U.S. government is not above doing this shit. That's what COINTELPRO was. But whereas COINTELPRO was meant to discredit the "new left," Fuentes is meant to subvert the alt-right.

There's schizo "conspiracy theories," and then there's "okay, there's 100% fuckery going on here." Fuentes is an example of the latter.

So Nick is wrong about Fuentes running a political movement, but it's a mistake to consider Fuentes a joke. He's anything but. He's dangerous. If Nick were to ever get involved with Fuentes, a drug charge out of Minnesota would likely be the least of his worries.

 

[daffodils]

Now that the chat log is available, all of Nick's chats to Melton yesterday. Nick starts chatting around 2h24m because he had to comment on a clip of Aaron calling him a jilted ex. He spends $35.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

One of the funniest things about Nick's behavior on the internet after the incident to me, is that he always thought of himself as one of the fellow shitposters, thinking he could go to toe to toe with random internet retards. But it became painfully obvious he can't even do that much, after seeing his many spats following the arrest. He's as much of a shitposter as he's a Christian, it's yet another poorly executed LARP.
It's just kinda pathetic lol

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

That's what COINTELPRO was. But whereas COINTELPRO was meant to discredit the "new left," Fuentes is meant to subvert the alt-right.

COINTELPRO didn't just target the left. They also infiltrated the KKK.
Also, I doubt Fuentes is a "federal asset" in the sense that he directly receives marching orders from a three-letter agency. That approach is antiquated and risky,
Thanks to the revolving door between the public and private sectors, there are degrees of separation that will give the powers that be that one thing it craves when it's doing dirty deeds to its citizens - deniability.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Skelly's clan of sycophant balldo-washers are so unhinged

It was inevitable. Once Balldo and his degenerate lifestyle alienated pretty much everyone from his formerly massive fanbase, only the most unhinged ones remained.