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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Marc said:
Of course Destiny's BJ caused us to lose all the Saturday posts reacting to Jack's fucking sewer chili with pressure-cooked hard boiled eggs, gelatin, cream cheese, whipping cream, and chicken gizzards:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_JUYVlaelpk
There's no way anybody can look at that thumbnail and assume it's anything but Jack's toilet after the seafood chili. In fact, the final chili of AI RECIPE CHILI MUNTH is blatantly the seafood chili (including a cup of high-sodium fish sauce), just with meat substitutions for the fish. Someone in the lost day of posts pointed out that they couldn't get ChatGPT to recommend a carnivore or meat chili made exclusively from animal products resembling anything like Jack's abomination (lending credibility to the common suspicion that the only artificial intelligence informing these "recipes" is Jack's - his unique fetish for beef broth and pressure cookers in making the runny slop he pretends is chili coming through in every recipe being the biggest giveaway).

Lots of love being sent Jack's way in the comments:

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Jack gags on the first sip of the broth despite saying its gud and that he loves it, takes a second sip pours the rest back into the bowl and then on the final bite he drains any broth before taking a bite

He poured like 2 cups of fish sauce into that meat soup
 
Marc said:
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Surely this is in violation of the Geneva Convention, along with prepacked hardboiled eggs, right?

My high effort meme got swallowed by Destiny too.
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At least Scafatty makes his own fucking hardboiled eggs, even if it's with a pressure cooker.
 
AltisticRight said:
At least Scafatty makes his own fucking hardboiled eggs, even if it's with a pressure cooker.
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The problem was they're already cooked and finished, meaning he overcooked them even more after dumping them into this shitslop soup. You can even see them shine in the camera as he mentions that. That's why you know it's just going to taste like sulfur and chalk.
 
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Jesus Christ. If he makes it to Summer next year, I'm fully expecting to see him deep throat whole sticks of butter under the guise of popsicles.

Also...

ETA: Nice to have y'all back after the Destiny faggotry.
 
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Adamska said:
The problem was they're already cooked and finished, meaning he overcooked them even more after dumping them into this shitslop soup. You can even see them shine in the camera as he mentions that. That's why you know it's just going to taste like sulfur and chalk.
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It's still better than plastic bag packed shit from Walmart.

Very unpopular opinion, I don't mind hard boiled eggs. I like to mix the yolk with soup sometimes. Though I do prefer my eggs at the 7 minutes mark, it's easier on the throat and in my opinion tastier.
 
Marc said:
Of course Destiny's BJ caused us to lose all the Saturday posts reacting to Jack's fucking sewer chili with pressure-cooked hard boiled eggs, gelatin, cream cheese, whipping cream, and chicken gizzards:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_JUYVlaelpk
There's no way anybody can look at that thumbnail and assume it's anything but Jack's toilet after the seafood chili. In fact, the final chili of AI RECIPE CHILI MUNTH is blatantly the seafood chili (including a cup of high-sodium fish sauce), just with meat substitutions for the fish. Someone in the lost day of posts pointed out that they couldn't get ChatGPT to recommend a carnivore or meat chili made exclusively from animal products resembling anything like Jack's abomination (lending credibility to the common suspicion that the only artificial intelligence informing these "recipes" is Jack's - his unique fetish for beef broth and pressure cookers in making the runny slop he pretends is chili coming through in every recipe being the biggest giveaway).

Lots of love being sent Jack's way in the comments:

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Could he have chosen a worse picture for the thumbnail? It's revolting.
 
jack also used about a half kilo of "smoked spanish paprika," not that he'd be able to taste anything except gizzards and fish sauce.

imagine the cthulhoid goop that unholy shit-stew's gonna congeal into once it cools. the gelatin will really shine then
 
Jack, the only way X will go back to being Twitter is if someone else other than Elon owns it, and I'm sure Jack will love that with how he gargles Elon's nuts every other day

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What is he even talking about?

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Revelator said:
Idolatry, ironically enough. The man is enslaved to fast food and the only time he mentions God is in the context of either other's punishment or his own salvation, but sure, Jack your murderous pastor is getting you to Heaven.
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Of course he's getting into Heaven. His pastor said so.

And Fatty like the manchild he is thinks it's a done deal and he can do / say whatever he wants from here on in because he's still getting into heaven bitches and we can't stop him.
 
I'm legit feeling a tad bad about hate watching jack. i can't explain it but that more recent video where he has the ice cream scoop of butter on a cheap steak, made me realize that he probably is doing that just to eat the steak and thats just so fucking sad. bro is legit dying, and im just watching this white trash melt away everyday. I legit just found it so depressing. Although the gross ass chili has kinda bumped up my anger and reminded me of his stupidity and uselessness again lol
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I'm legit feeling a tad bad about hate watching jack. i can't explain it but that more recent video where he has the ice cream scoop of butter on a cheap steak, made me realize that he probably is doing that just to eat the steak and thats just so fucking sad. bro is legit dying, and im just watching this white trash melt away everyday. I legit just found it so depressing. Although the gross ass chili has kinda bumped up my anger and reminded me of his stupidity and uselessness again lol
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He does it because it was a cover-up for when people caught him with mashed potatoes on his fork in a video(at the beginning of his carnivore larp), and then he simply discovered how much he loved butter as an excuse to keep eating gobs of it at a time. Even if it was to help him swallow cold and poorly cooked meat(also remember his idea of "steak" at home is just chuck roast), he's still being as much of a glutton as possible while doing it.

And if you need a reminder of why Fatty is such a piece of shit, just go to the previous page where he tried(badly) to lure a dog past an invisible fence because he wanted to see it get shocked by the collar so he could laugh.
 
Thanks everyone for re-assuring my hatred lol People with struggles always make me feel a little bad but he 100% put himself there and I had a whole spiel a few pages back about why his lack of caring about PT is one of the worst things he's done. The butter and steak was just so appalling to me lol
 
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