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Seems fucked up to wish ill like that. I'm not sure Pat is a good guy.
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Seems fucked up to wish ill like that. I'm not sure Pat is a good guy.
is that guy even a stalker child or is Pat just firing on all cylinders because he saw the word 'Rick' and assumed it was a deliberate attempt to annoy him?Seems fucked up to wish ill like that. I'm not sure Pat is a good guy.
Note the date. Guy simply said "no" to him over three weeks ago and gets a personalised "YOU WILL BE RAPED IN STALKERPRISON CHILD" response
Rick is an extremely egotistical fat nigger with bitch tits that believes in his projection that all people that aren’t followers of the same beliefs as his are pests that annoys him on a frequent basis.is that guy even a stalker child or is Pat just firing on all cylinders because he saw the word 'Rick' and assumed it was a deliberate attempt to annoy him?
>three weeks ago or even olderNote the date. Guy simply said "no" to him over three weeks ago and gets a personalised "YOU WILL BE RAPED IN STALKERPRISON CHILD" response
Biden putting Trump in Gitmo not even 2 months before he takes office is fucking delusional, even for Pat. Trump won. Get over it Stalker Child.Also he is seething because the foul traitor Biden won't have drumpf arrested and thrown in Guantanamo to stop him taking office again, also I guess he stole this latest election which means pig man has likely adopted the "dems lost a fuckload of votes because musk used starlink to hack the machines" conspiracy he was testing the waters with a few weeks ago
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In addition to his pepperoni operation does he have a cannery too?Now that KF is back up I just want to remind everyone that Patrick S Tomlinson guzzles dog food straight from the tin.
Figures that Fatrick would start sounding like a Democrat-flavored Q-anon boomer (Blue-anon?), but he's already not in touch with his ex or kid so we won't get any tearful tell-alls about how the election made Pap-pap lose his damn mind and tear apart the family. Maybe he'll try throwing paint balloons at Starlink satellites.I guess he stole this latest election which means pig man has likely adopted the "dems lost a fuckload of votes because musk used starlink to hack the machines" conspiracy
That xeet is so telling in it's idiocy and hypocrisy.There are.....a number of things one can say about this xeet
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Perhaps I should focus on him straight up declaring he would go full Fuhrer if he was given the (imaginary) power
Perhaps I should relish the mental image of fatrick recast as Pig Brother, the totalitarian dictator of Obesceania
Perhaps I should tremble at the plight of the little ethnic children of wisconsin who would be rounded up en masse for the grinder by porcine death squads
Instead I will simply reflect on the fact that fatrick is showing more concern for the welfare of Joe Biden's kid than his own daughter, or as she as now referred to dismissively "my kid"
And people say he's a failed comedian. This shit is hilarious.It reminds me somewhat of this wonderful interaction.
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More than 36 hours without the Kiwi Farms has made me realize that this website is very prominent in my own personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Sneeds.
Woah there, no need to be a bigot and suggest that people can just not mindlessly indulge every passing whim and desire.You can just not give into a craving sometimes.
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Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?Too bad Hunter was in trouble before Trump took charge. Not that Patrick knows anything about numbers dumb fuck can't even count.
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"Added 4th vestigial fingers and repositioned oposable thumb digits on the hands"
(as usual, even back than he couldn't spell worth shit either)
The model kit clearly shows the proper amount of digits.
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Blurry, but you can see the fourth smaller digit.
Patrick wouldn't be able to out run a grazing Brachiosaurus. Why would they even have him there? He has no trade skills, he can't lift. To try out the alcohol at the bar? Eat all of the food that's going to go to waste when the powers out? He'd likely die on the shitter tweeting by a pack of Compsognathus. Karma for abandoning his daughter.Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?
For once my usual "everyone involved would form an orderly line and take turns fucking him in the ass while he screams" aside would not be applicable as the Dinos are all ladies, and lets just pretend Hammond needed him for fuckin helicopter ballast or something and flew him in along with the other visitors.
At what point in the narrative does he die horribly yet hilariously?
I told you. Helicopter Ballast.Patrick wouldn't be able to out run a grazing Brachiosaurus. Why would they even have him there? He has no trade skills, he can't lift. To try out the alcohol at the bar? Eat all of the food that's going to go to waste when the powers out? He'd likely die on the shitter tweeting by a pack of Compsognathus. Karma for abandoning his daughter.
"No, child, you didn't say the magic word"Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?
For once my usual "everyone involved would form an orderly line and take turns fucking him in the ass while he screams" aside would not be applicable as the Dinos are all ladies, and lets just pretend Hammond needed him for fuckin helicopter ballast or something and flew him in along with the other visitors.
At what point in the narrative does he die horribly yet hilariously?
"Keep absolutely still...... Its vision is based on movement...."
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"NO CHILD I WILL N..."
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