They aren't just ordinary things, they're ordinary things that most people can handle without being taken to court. The only reason he's in these situations in the first place is his stubbornness + decision to spend his rent + car money on whores.
Such a level of disconnect from reality is a sign of psychosis. See a doctor, Russ.
"That's not even 3 seconds, per guy in you."
According to Catholic School rules, all each dude has to do is stick it in and pull it out once and it counts, climax is not a factor in the equation. You'd need a lot of fluffers and hall monitors to make this thing work though.
You are using calculations based in reality. He is using calculations based on experience.
This feels like a dog chasing his tail. What was his plan for the (very unlikely) scenario where she agrees to do this at his brothel?
He sues his former landlord to get his apartment back
"want you to do this at my brothel"
he's really a sick guy, and incredibly delusional as well.
Sue her.
He needs to find a waterproof container for the calculator first, otherwise he'd drool and slobber all over it, causing a short circuit and making the calculation 24*60/1000 erroneously return the result "not even 3 seconds"
