💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He defends the one he loves the most 'n stuff. Nick's spunky tonight. Go Chad!

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You should archive the individual tweet pages. You archived the reply tab--which will change with each new post. Click each tweet and archive the pages individually.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Balldo's Millions arc incoming?

The movie would be five minutes long.

“Mr. Rekieta, you have 24 hours to spend - “

“Cocaine.”

Space Mutiny is just starting!

Rackets would have been a railing casualty. Not steady on his feet. This is why I put my trust in Blast Hardcheese.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Nick has to one up his game if he wants to secure LOTY, after the Destiny leaks he must leak out his Jamaican "videos", lol.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Nick knowing best, like he always does.

What a misogynistic tool. Women sure love being told they're "illogical" and just need to be "shown" the error of their thinking.

I guarantee you he seethes about the prosecutor being a woman. Sorry you can't shut this one up for bruising your ego like you can the other two, Nick.

 

[HackerX]

Remember, they aren't too bright over there in Nick's Locals. It's an insulated hugbox. They only listen to what Nick tells them, and they rarely seek out information on their own.

It's the equivalent of late 2000's WoW guild chat. Lots of lonely women posting pictures and talking about STDs to the simps. Then bunch of unemployed dudes who smell funny.

Rekieta was obviously coked out of his gourd to the point AND drunk to the point everyone watching this shit was like he's totally on cocaine even before he showed up with cocaine on his nose, rocking back and forth and gurning crazily like a loony bin inmate with tardive dyskinesia.

Everyone knew that stream was going to be a spectacle after the L to Monty, but it surpassed the most optimistic expectations. Then he was arrested a day and a half later.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q4Fpoms6dRg

I'm curious about the portion where it seems @Potentially Criminal and Nick's bull were really giddy in keeping something quiet. Rly makes u think.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has to one up his game if he wants to secure LOTY, after the Destiny leaks he must leak out his Jamaican "videos", lol.

Destiny is not a nominee for LotY. Only Internet Famous. The only three nominees this year for LotY are Nick, Bossmanjack, and Chris Tyson.

But if he really wants to leak his Jamaican videos, I guess that's okay. Lol.

 

[LiquidKid]

This was......................................... interesting.

• Barnes: "I'm not simping for Rekieta! I'm simping for the constitution!"
• Viva: "Criminal charges or not, Rekieta desperately does need help and he should be checking himself into rehab."

TLDR: Viva & Barnes are still balldowashers

• No video just audio (cuz Barnes is post-hospital?)
• Viva doesn't want to keep talking about Rekieta because it's "too close" to them but then talks about it for an hour
• Barnes says any attorney esp. @Potentially Criminal, Legal Mindset, and Nate are not for the constitution let alone Nick
  • They need to remove Nick's name from the affidavit and realize it's against anyone's amendment rights
  • Anyone not supporting Nick are grifting and don't understand the law
• Barnes says ALL of Lawtube owes him a personal apology because he is right but runs around in circles on why and what he's right about (4:00)
• Barnes goes on again how the mandated reporters were "biased haters"
  • Viva agrees and says Rekieta went after people and that's why he's being targeted
• Viva says there's no proof of child abuse/neglect because kids say they're hungry all the time

You will lose braincells listening but it does pull back the flap and explain the mentality of these two retards. Listened on 1.75 speed and still heard it clearly.

EDIT:
Forgot the most important point! Around 12:00 both say there is "no white powder on his nose" in the video, NONE! Viva says "he zoomed in and looked really hard to see if he saw it and didn't see any." Both believe that point is "church and social media gossip" and if there really was white powder on his nose in the video, a picture would have been included in the affidavit. WILD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6wCm1WAFR4

I’d be embarrassed to have either of these dipshits as my attorney, they’re beyond retarded

 

[thebigdream]

He defends the one he loves the most 'n stuff. Nick's spunky tonight. Go Chad!

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"You can't x me more than I x myself" is the perfect comeback that he stays up all night (or should I say morning) dreaming up, but it doesn't land at all. You clown yourself? Good job retard. You should punch yourself some more while you're at it.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d be embarrassed to have either of these dipshits as my attorney, they’re beyond retarded

Your more immediate concern would probably be the prison time you got.

 

[Swole McPole]

I believe the hair test is able to confirm a range of time--not an exact day.

Sure, I thought it was supposed to be down to about a week or two. But that'd be accurate enough to tell us whether she'd consumed the coke on the day the cops raided the house, or whether she'd consumed it at some earlier point.

 

[repentance]

I'd like to point out that this...

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... is not nearly enough to feed a family of seven. The pot should be nearly full. One teenage boy (he has two) could eat that on their own and most aren't picky. This has been bothering me since the "beef wagyu" stream. He said 'the kids will eat something else' (paraphrased). I'm sorry, what??? What kid over the age of ten (he has three of those) doesn't eat steak? Is it all Spaghetti-Os and Hot Pockets for them?

Are the kids even there to eat this slop?????

And we know full well that money isn't the reason that they have to stretch out their meals with carbs (I have no idea how anyone with a family is managing here at the moment, meat prices are insane).

 

[john marston]

Nick knowing best, like he always does.

What a misogynistic tool. Women sure love being told they're "illogical" and just need to be "shown" the error of their thinking.

I guarantee you he seethes about the prosecutor being a woman. Sorry you can't shut this one up for bruising your ego like you can the other two, Nick.

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I can’t believe he has the fucking the nerve to say that when he’s taking a plea deal because he has no case. I wish the prosecution would see this, retract the deal, and send that motherfucker to prison

 

[anionfarflung]

You insert, delete, then re-insert as a thumbnail and usually it sizes the image reasonably for PC users.

To be super fair to the dude you're responding to, this outlined process violates several Human-Computer Interaction principles.

I heard @Null explain that the ui interaction is hampered by limitations of the underlying framework, so for now it serves principally as some kind of technical shibboleth.

 

[repentance]

I wish the prosecution would see this, retract the deal, and send that motherfucker to prison

Much as Nick being smacked down hard is an appealing proposition, he's the sole bread winner for the family and Kayla isn't capable of providing for the children either financially or practically. Nick's ego would take a bruising but the children would be subjected to even more instability.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick knowing best, like he always does.

What a misogynistic tool. Women sure love being told they're "illogical" and just need to be "shown" the error of their thinking.

I guarantee you he seethes about the prosecutor being a woman. Sorry you can't shut this one up for bruising your ego like you can the other two, Nick.

What leverage is Nick supposed to have in these negotiations?

This is what makes what happened this week funny. He was laying the groundwork on social media for weeks that he intended to take a deal. That means he was 100% confident that he would walk into that room, his lawyer would state the demands Nick was making in terms of altering the deal, and the response would be "Of course, Mr. Rekieta, sir. You're the best legal mind to ever grace this county. We're honored to accept your terms."

What demands did he make? Who knows. What seems clear is that he must have went in expecting a deal and no deal was reached.

Does Nick use disposable plates?

Imagine how full the sink would be if he didn't!

 

[MadStan]

I'd like to point out that this...

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... is not nearly enough to feed a family of seven. The pot should be nearly full. One teenage boy (he has two) could eat that on their own and most aren't picky. This has been bothering me since the "beef wagyu" stream. He said 'the kids will eat something else' (paraphrased). I'm sorry, what??? What kid over the age of ten (he has three of those) doesn't eat steak? Is it all Spaghetti-Os and Hot Pockets for them?

Are the kids even there to eat this slop?????

Ah yes but you forgot that the entree they have is cocaine and they don’t have much of an appetite.

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

I can’t believe he has the fucking the nerve to say that when he’s taking a plea deal because he has no case. I wish the prosecution would see this, retract the deal, and send that motherfucker to prison

As per the idea behind offering a plea, I think that Balldo probably plans and/or threatened to bring a storm of frivolous and ridiculous motions for the state to have to respond to, should this go to trial. The outcome is guilty, trial or no trial, it's just a matter of how much work the state wants to put in. IIRC, it's worth noting that one or two of Balldo's requests were not necessarily shot down, but just restricted until after the trial begins.

 

[Captain Manning]

To be super fair to the dude you're responding to, this outlined process violates several Human-Computer Interaction principles.

I heard @Null explain that the ui interaction is hampered by limitations of the underlying framework, so for now it serves principally as some kind of technical shibboleth.

In plainer English, he has asked Xenoforo to make thumbnails the default when inserting images (which would be ideal, and solve a major headache), but Xenoforo devs have refused to implement that change.

So, for the foreseeable future, you have to follow the procedure Himedall outlined or the slubbermutt, or one of his minions, will yell at you.

That means he was 100% confident that he would walk into that room, his lawyer would state the demands Nick was making in terms of altering the deal, and the response would be "Of course, Mr. Rekieta, sir. You're the best legal mind to ever grace this county. We're honored to accept your terms."

That's exactly what he thought.

Nick is Dunning-Kruger personified.

You even see it in his snarky Local's comment today, where he claims he had to explain things to the Prosecutor.

I haven't really looked into the Prosecutor, but I'm gonna take a wild ass guess she has way more legal experience than Nick. His ego is writing checks his legal ability can't cash.

 

[HackerX]

As per the idea behind offering a plea, I think that Balldo probably plans and/or threatened to bring a storm of frivolous and ridiculous motions for the state to have to respond to, should this go to trial. The outcome is guilty, trial or no trial, it's just a matter of how much work the state wants to put in. IIRC, it's worth noting that one or two of Balldo's requests were not necessarily shot down, but just restricted until after the trial begins.

Mr. Cokehead's big issue is he's forced prosection in a position to have already done a lot of the legwork. The only leverage he has for plea negotiations is the fact he's (seemingly) willing to take a plea deal. He's unintentionally incentivized them to go to trial if the prosecution thinks they slam dunk. 'Percentage of cases' won and 'thrown x number of drug users in jail' are the kinds of things prosecutors brag about for promotions and elections.

 

[AnOminous]

Much as Nick being smacked down hard is an appealing proposition, he's the sole bread winner for the family and Kayla isn't

Breadwinner my ass. He's completely useless. It's his parents who are supporting pretty much everything at this point, including his defense.

You've even see it in his snarky Local's comment today, where he claims he had to explain things to the Prosecutor.

I imagine that went over about as well as when he explained things to SEEEEEAN SEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN and the other practicing lawyers.