Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”

Used to know a guy who dropped out of, no shit, Harvard because of a munchie BPD demon who faked cancer repeatedly. But he was sure it was all because of the abuse everyone had inflicted on her, which unlike all her other stories, must be true because who would lie about that?
 
There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”
As we see time and time again in the munchie thread.
Poor dumb fuckers.
 
As we see time and time again in the munchie thread.
Poor dumb fuckers.
I think it goes to a fundamental psychological difference between men and women.

(As well as a particular psychological flaw with the men involved.)

Men fake disease as well, but in the vast majority of cases it’s malingering. For some kind of concrete payoff. Drugs, a sick note, early pension or gibs.

Women otoh are almost exclusively the ones engaged in Munchie shit. Faking disease for attention. (Not saying there isn’t a rare guy who does it, but for the most part Munchies are women.)

So men may not always understand the mindset of faking a disease for attention.
 
Used to know a guy who dropped out of, no shit, Harvard because of a munchie BPD demon who faked cancer repeatedly. But he was sure it was all because of the abuse everyone had inflicted on her, which unlike all her other stories, must be true because who would lie about that?
This is the plot of that pretentious Hospice album by The Antlers, basically.

I have such a seething grudge against that thing. If an indie album could be a lolcow...
 
Good thing she pooned out and become totally unfuckable before she had a chance to land a simp husband to take care of her.

There’s is a special kind of “Captain Save A Hoe” simps who are very easily manipulated by these chicks. Especially with brief periods of “OMG! The medicine is WORKING for me!”

Most men are desperate and a delusional munchie seems like an easy target that we hope we can prevent from leaving us.
 
Then I dealt with a girl who is so deep into psychosis she is convinced she's bleeding from her penis and would not tolerate assessment due to believing she will be sodomized by her father again if she takes off her pants.
>Girl
>Penis

What? Is this a tranny?
 
Vicky is high on something. Possibly her own farts.

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How is it a "gay crush" to have a crush on a girl if you've always been a man, Victor?

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Vicky thinks she's got money just about figured out. Can't wait to see how this shakes out.

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As someone with a bone-deep hatred of insurance companies, I always love to see these policies backfire on munchies. Somewhere out there is an exhausted claims agent who is likely beginning to wonder if this is some sort of giant scam.

Oh, Vicky - maybe if you didn't doctor shop so much, you could find a provider to build trust with who would be willing to endure the misery of peer-to-peer reviews to justify all the treatments that aren't first-line or formulary... but that'd put quite a wrench in things, wouldn't it?
 
As someone with a bone-deep hatred of insurance companies, I always love to see these policies backfire on munchies. Somewhere out there is an exhausted claims agent who is likely beginning to wonder if this is some sort of giant scam.
You have to wonder what kind of sirens go off in the database when someone looks up Vicky's policy.

Assuming she didn't make this up to e-beg.
 
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Think I agree with others who’ve said she’s taking uppers or something. She goes on such intense retweeting/replying/tweeting storms. Anyways, nothing is her problem or her locus of control even.
 
I think it goes to a fundamental psychological difference between men and women.

(As well as a particular psychological flaw with the men involved.)

Men fake disease as well, but in the vast majority of cases it’s malingering. For some kind of concrete payoff. Drugs, a sick note, early pension or gibs.

Women otoh are almost exclusively the ones engaged in Munchie shit. Faking disease for attention. (Not saying there isn’t a rare guy who does it, but for the most part Munchies are women.)

So men may not always understand the mindset of faking a disease for attention.
I think the Tranch (RIP) is a perfect example of the difference between men and women here - the men there all munchied to an extent (aside from pretending to be women) for gibs and online attention, but had a gentleman's agreement not to disturb the dynamics and bother the other residents with it. Add in a crazy robot bird baby who pretended to be blind and well... you had a conflict where one side of the guys were just annoyed at her destroying their stuff, while the other side simped the hell out.

I guess for men there has to be a particular goal to it, thus it's pointless to do it if no one cares or pays attention to them. Women will just do it for the sheer misery of being munchie.
 
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