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When will Jack drop dead?

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I just don't get the appeal. I know why people like it. It's a limited time thing. I guarantee you that if it was available year round it wouldn't have the fanbase it does.
Get good quality ground pork, season it, form it into a patty. BBQ it or broil it, paint with your favorite sauce, put on a roll with onions and pickles. Takes 20 minutes but for some reason people lose their minds about a cheap version just because it gets handed through a car window.
 
Anyway more dumbass tweets from Jack
What bathroom scale? Scalfatty is too fat for any of them.
Something Jack never did even when he still had something resembling a brain and two functioning arms.
This makes a lot of sense because he can't even reach his fat arse to wipe it. Tammy needs to be on wiping duty. There's no way for him to rub it.
 
Get good quality ground pork, season it, form it into a patty. BBQ it or broil it, paint with your favorite sauce, put on a roll with onions and pickles. Takes 20 minutes but for some reason people lose their minds about a cheap version just because it gets handed through a car window.
There you go and it probably tastes better than what McDonald's makes.

There's one reason you go to McDonald's or fast food for that matter. You're in a rush, you need something now or you don't have access to a kitchen.

Scalfatty on the other hand is all about the food and wanting to try the latest offerings because he's a junkie and this is his drug.
 
The road should do its job

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The road should do its job

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It's getting bad because of fat useless niggers like Jack Scalfani with dumb big cars because he's a massive pussy. Also fat useless pigs like Jack is a net negative for the public because resources are required to keep his lardy butt alive.
Think of this as the pareto distribution of fat faggots. People like Jack are a burden.
 
It's getting bad because of fat useless niggers like Jack Scalfani with dumb big cars because he's a massive pussy. Also fat useless pigs like Jack is a net negative for the public because resources are required to keep his lardy butt alive.
Think of this as the pareto distribution of fat faggots. People like Jack are a burden.
We should legally be allowed to hunt fat people for their blubber
 
Even with something as simple as a reminder to drive safely in bad weather, he still comes off sound like a complete asshole who only gives a shit because it poses a delay or risk of him not getting to the GUD MEAT so he can have his latest STEAK WURZ with buddur.
It's amazing how unlikable he is. I hope Tammy stops using butter and has him choke to death.
 
Sorry for not entirely being on topic right now, but before Jack drops his next unfathomable horror, I wanted to wish the American Farmers a happy Thanksgiving.

May you spend it in less misery, better company and eating better food than the Scatfani clan will.
 
I heard if you leave cold steak and butter by your handicapped accessible door tonight, Jack will come and leave you an improperly freeze dried Thanksgiving dinner while you sleep.
 
Is anyone else wondering if Jack was too retarded to think to include ground or leftover turkey in the "meat" chili video he'll presumably be uploading tomorrow? Then again, he's also too dumb to think to upload any pertinent, seasonal recipes prior to the holiday within the month which could plausibly get clicks - all while bitching that his stream-of-unconsciousness videos and texts don't get the attention they deserve.
 
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