💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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I can't believe that a cop touching her hair with a cocaine contaminated glove could result in its formation. Was her hair soaked in lye at the time?
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With the same preamble as you that I don't believe it's what happened, there was actually a study posted in the MNPublicRecords CHIPS file thread which found test-significant amounts of benzoy did form in samples from subjects who had street cocaine rubbed into their hair under otherwise normal conditions.
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https://academic.oup.com/jat/article/43/7/543/5423761
Note that the BE/COC ratio actually climbs (!!!) from below the 0.1 ratio cutoff (negative) at week one to above the 0.1 ratio cutoff (positive) three weeks after cocaine powder was applied to participants hair. Wild.
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It does form, probably not in sufficient quantities in the sample->test timeframe in this instance, also we have no indication but Rekieta's word that this was the standard they used and he has displayed repeated illiteracy on this subject, ALSO he weaseled it up by not specifying what metabolites were "missing" from the test or why it would matter. It doesn't matter for example if they only test 2 of the possible dozen, if those 2 are sufficiently specific to rule out false positives.

Edit: Also correct me if I'm wrong @AltisticRight but you don't have any particular knowledge of the MMS test methodology beyond what they post on their website right? Do you have confirmation they use benzoylecgonine as the specificity marker?
 
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Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
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3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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Melty Butter said:
Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
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Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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isnt kinoshit brown? he acts like all the brown little sektur faggots pretending to be good honest huuuhwhite men, BBN tends to post in british times as well, so i imagine its a bong

why would anyone else know other than the judge, risotto and the lolyers since it was held in the judges quarters? if they were in fact told, i wouldn't be surprised that its not some faggot trick by risotto to weed out the moles in his shrinking circle of balldoh washers, the "deal" doesn't even make sense, my guess was that he wanted to a: to get the child neglect charge dropped and b: try to take all of the blame and get his harem excused so he can pretend hes not a giant piece of shit and he was doing it for muh kids
 
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you enjoy time with your family. Hopefully you don't have a Thanksgiving like the Rekietas,


Live look at the Rekieta home:
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This is the best the AI did trying to capture a Rekieta family Thanksgiving feast.
 
Melty Butter said:
1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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I'd be tickled pink if it turns out I'm right that it's not Kinoshit. Getting the feeling that some people think I'm nuts for NOT automatically believing it's him.

Conversely, I guess I'd have to eat a little shit if it turns out I'm wrong and I've been giving compliments to Kinoshit this whole time.

Maybe we'll find out some day. Maybe we won't.

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I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions.
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Again, I don't think either of Nick's homes are under an HOA. One of the things an HOA does (other than being a gigantic pain in the ass) is maintain the common areas of a neighborhood. What the fuck would be a "common area" in rural bumfuck Minnesota?
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I wonder what the Thanksgiving spread will be like at the Rekieta household. The finest pre-boiled eggs money can buy, all the dortios you can eat with a huge portion of ramen. Yummy yummy!
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He will also be water boiling Wagyu Steaks in plastic bags and serving them on top of a bed of egg noodles.
 
Melty Butter said:
Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
View attachment 6696785View attachment 6696786
Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
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Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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My assessment earlier seems to be correct. If this is Faggotchet running the account he is not running it alone which is why the slight difference in posting styles. Very interesting how this account feels the need to clarify that there is no affiliation with Homochet...
 
Banning April from seeing Nick will make her so wet she'll slip on her toes and accidentally stab everyone in the household 48 times.
 
Melty Butter said:
Some random updates:

1. BBN is straight up denying being Kinochet:
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Is Kinochet American? There are some distinct non-American (British?) hints on the account such as "apologise," "dastardly," and an incisive ability to insult. (Fwiw, I don't care who it is. I find the account to be very entertaining.)

2. Scarebro is verifying BBN's rumor about the no-contact with April issue:
View attachment 6696787
Archive for all screenshots.

3. I think we can safely dismiss the idea that April is leaving due to HOA questions. She's watching Ana Kasparian. Ana recently discussed HOAs and a Trumper named Jeff who Ana likes (1:20:00). This is making the rounds in conservative media. There are reasons April would be tracking Ana. (Also, Aaron covered the clip of Ana.)

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What if we have gone full fightclub..and BBN is Nick Rekeita's alternate personality..the side of him that knows he has become a degenerate loser trying to fight back against the Corner Demon Possessed Crackhead?
 
To anyone else in a similar situation, having the ability to drop the charge of being a child abuser via child neglect to instead have a deferred/suspended sentence for something most people don't actually give a shit about would be an incredible blessing. But being unable/unwilling to accept it because it'd require you to have to abandon your 5/10 stanky pussy side-piece while you get to keep your wife (who probably hates you, and you deserve it) and children (who probably are going to hate you, and you'd deserve it) is a level beyond my comprehension. But you'd not be in this situation if you didn't have a fucking 5/10 side-piece to begin with. It should be the easiest fucking conversation in the world to tell April to get the fuck out, I'm choosing my family, but Nick refuses to (and in the most generous interpretation, probably because he can't, or she'd fuck him over). But I'm just a non-Scandinavian incel prude or something.

For Thanksgiving this year, be thankful you are not Nick Rekieta.

Suffah, you impotent, malignant tumor on society. You deserve the fucking worst. I hope you choke on whatever you can manage to fit into your lying fucking mouth.
 
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