💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Charnel Ground]

>Gun safe
Word of advice: if you're going to make multiple threats it's probably not a good idea to give the chuds an obvious opportunity to use new yorks red flag laws to get your apartment raided and your boyfriends handgun seized

That’s a hotel room safe.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Do people still pay attention to this bitch after Trump ended Gamer Gate for the second time?

 

[DickMain]

She's literally pretends to be a prostitute on the internet.

Which is weird considering she is a whore offline.

 

[Looney Troons]

Hell, her tantrum cycle is getting so predictable you can set your clock to it.

• Gets completely assmad and hostile at somebody for whatever reason.
• People dunk on her in the replies until the target of her sperging-du-jour makes his appearance and starts dunking on her too.
• Desperately tries to attack her opposition, using the worst arguments possible and getting progressively angrier.
• She completely and utterly loses the argument. Empty threats are made.
• Calls the other person some variation of "sad", "incel", "ugly", "smelly", "old" or "loser", abandons any attempt to use logic, and then leaves the discussion.
• After blocking the offending party, she retweets the kerfuffle with a limp-wristed "witty" remark, insulting the other party again, to fish asspats from the handful of perennial simps on her comments.
• ---WE ARE HERE---
• Posts a selfie to own the chuds. The chances of it being a butt pic taken in a greasy bathroom or something related to the consumption of alcohol/drugs are always high. Alternatively, a claim is made about how she's going to touch grass / has a lot of interesting adult things to do.
• Disappears for a few hours. Go to step 1.

Expect a stomach-churning picture to drop in the next few hours or so.

This is so scarily accurate, but as I read it, I was hit with this odd pang of nostalgia.

This is exactly how retarded teenagers used to argue on MySpace in the early 2000s… except you’d remove this person from your ‘top 8’ with some emo song lyrics before owning the chuds with a mirror selfie.

Within 4 hours, you’d be talking to them again because you’re a stupid attention-seeking orcwhore

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Do people still pay attention to this bitch after Trump ended Gamer Gate for the second time?

Will games journalism even be around in 2034 to cause GG 3.0 at this rate?

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Do people still pay attention to this bitch after Trump ended Gamer Gate for the second time?

Gamers didn't pay attention to her before that. Kotaku's management desperately tried to get this bitch to do her job -- writing game guides -- because "I shoved a joycon up my ass and bluetooth sensitivity took a serious hit, this is Trump's fault" weren't getting gamers to read them, for some reason. Her old boss had a tantrum and quit (realizing it was over) and she took over and pulled a Gail Simon Batgirl on them.

Her career as a journalist is over, her career as a "sex worker" is a joke, she's not a gamer and has completely damaged any ties she had with the "community," she has nothing else but to try and pull a Zoe Quinn and scandalmonger her way into some form of Social Justice Welfare. "Hire me to own the people I keep pissing off."

Will games journalism even be around in 2034 to cause GG 3.0 at this rate?

Unironically no. Google, Bing, hell even Brave, are using AI to summarize websites rather than direct people to sites like Kotaku. This has killed all ad revenue, and no one is paying for "Kotaku+" to have them explain why they're a horrible piece of shit for just wanting to play a video game without having a representative from the longhouse explain to you why you deserve to suffer.

Seriously:



There is no way in hell we don't hit the end of 2025 and they haven't sued the AI makers to stop this. They have to. This is an existential threat to their business model.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Gamers didn't pay attention to her before that. Kotaku's management desperately tried to get this bitch to do her job -- writing game guides -- because "I shoved a joycon up my ass and bluetooth sensitivity took a serious hit, this is Trump's fault" weren't getting gamers to read them, for some reason. Her old boss had a tantrum and quit (realizing it was over) and she took over and pulled a Gail Simon Batgirl on them.

Her career as a journalist is over, her career as a "sex worker" is a joke, she's not a gamer and has completely damaged any ties she had with the "community," she has nothing else but to try and pull a Zoe Quinn and scandalmonger her way into some form of Social Justice Welfare. "Hire me to own the people I keep pissing off."


Unironically no. Google, Bing, hell even Brave, are using AI to summarize websites rather than direct people to sites like Kotaku. This has killed all ad revenue, and no one is paying for "Kotaku+" to have them explain why they're a horrible piece of shit for just wanting to play a video game without having a representative from the longhouse explain to you why you deserve to suffer.

Seriously:

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There is no way in hell we don't hit the end of 2025 and they haven't sued the AI makers to stop this. They have to. This is an existential threat to their business model.

The AI is sleuthing different articles, without source material they cannot generate anything.
I fully expect multiple lawsuits for illegal use of written product.

And I then expect the mother company of the journoscum to have to admit they were getting paid and the journos never knew.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The AI is sleuthing different articles, without source material they cannot generate anything.
I fully expect multiple lawsuits for illegal use of written product.

And I then expect the mother company of the journoscum to have to admit they were getting paid and the journos never knew.

They could beg the next Democratic government to put in something similar to Canada's Bill C-18

 

[Oliver Onions]

All this is for show, she is mentally ill and thinks what she is doing is a career, but everyone sees her just as an obnoxious cunt.

I'm still trying to decide if it's a sign of how little currency playing victim carries 10 years post-GG, or if Alyssa is just so uniquely unlikable that even her would-be allies don't want to be associated with her.

And, right on time, here it is. No butt this time, thankfully:

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CHUDS STATUS: Owned
Poor Elizabeth Berkeley. See you tomorrow, Alyssa.

You look very Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters, you absolute midden.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Her ex doesn't realize how lucky he is due to post-breakup depression, but he dodged a bullet. He can finally retire his hipster nonsense and find a nice gal that isn't obsessed with internet clout.

Also, Alyssa showed up on some faggy "barely gamer" Canadian podcast hosted by a drag queen and a figure skater:

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I'm just gonna post this pic with no further context.

Alyssa encourages to be mean to all men, except for her boyfriend and her simps.
"YEAH! I AGREE ALYSSA! BE MEAN TO ALL THE MEN, EXCEPT FOR ME, I'M A GOOD MALE ALLY!!" Myles cucked. And it's always the greasy soy-bearded beta males.
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She's now stalking and calling out Hypnotic.
"YEAH! CALL THAT CHUD OUT, MY YASS KWEEN!! I'M A GOOD MALE ALLY!!!" GreenEggzAndCam cucked. More like GreenEggzAndCuck and Devil May Cuck. And once again, beta males.
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Attacking people while posting butt selfies with her new boyfriend.
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God I hate simps so much it's unbelievable.

She's going absolutely berserk at this guy, she's actively threatening to demonetize him on his DMs:
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Your father AND boyfriend? I don't think I like the implications here.
Former senior editor, everybody.

I'm sure that was a genuine mistake and not a Freudian slip from the male attention seeking whore.

While she's gaslighting everyone else, now she wants to lawyer up in a sexual harassment lolsuit against 8BitEric and anyone else "screenshotting" her lolcow behavior for content. Let that lolcow milk lactate, Alyssa. Let it lactate...
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Higher quality of the text message she's sending to 8BitEric.
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EDIT: And nothing like a good "cleansing" by taking slutty selfies of herself.
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To be fair that bikini would probably look cute on someone that doesn't look like a used up biker bitch.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I think AI will confidently take that Senior Editorial position at Kotaku, lol.

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[SuitcaseNuke]

She's going absolutely berserk at this guy, she's actively threatening to demonetize him on his DMs:
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Your father AND boyfriend? I don't think I like the implications here.
Former senior editor, everybody.

Oh my god, it would be hilarious if they tried to assault Eric and he shit both of them. He’s in Texas, he would guarantee walk.

 

[The Hardest R]

This is so scarily accurate, but as I read it, I was hit with this odd pang of nostalgia.

This is exactly how retarded teenagers used to argue on MySpace in the early 2000s… except you’d remove this person from your ‘top 8’ with some emo song lyrics before owning the chuds with a mirror selfie.

Within 4 hours, you’d be talking to them again because you’re a stupid attention-seeking orcwhore

Which makes sense because she was a retarded teenager during the halcyon days of MySpace.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Her ex doesn't realize how lucky he is due to post-breakup depression, but he dodged a bullet. He can finally retire his hipster nonsense and find a nice gal that isn't obsessed with internet clout.

Also, Alyssa showed up on some faggy "barely gamer" Canadian podcast hosted by a drag queen and a figure skater:

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She's also going to be in this Startmenu's winter special in a few days, whatever that is.


And as a Thanksgiving bonus, crossdressing from her favorite simp Dave Rivera.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

She's also going to be in this Startmenu's winter special in a few days, whatever that is.
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That ad that they have for it looks so low quality that it was likely made with MS Paint in 15 minutes. Maybe it was purposely made that way as some form of irony cause I know that people like doing that style of art.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Unironically no. Google, Bing, hell even Brave, are using AI to summarize websites rather than direct people to sites like Kotaku. This has killed all ad revenue, and no one is paying for "Kotaku+" to have them explain why they're a horrible piece of shit for just wanting to play a video game without having a representative from the longhouse explain to you why you deserve to suffer.

This guy gets it so hard

She knows she is unpopular, she knows game urnalism is dying and it is why she is failing at the twitch streamer thing. It's almost a crime to her that people won't pay her to whine about Grummz and smash JT all day in her world. She resents that fat White thirty something males do a much better job without any backing. Now that rage bait is over she essentially doesn't have any marketable skills besides being foil content for various right wingers

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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She knows she is unpopular, she knows game urnalism is dying and it is why she is failing at the twitch streamer thing. It's almost a crime to her that people won't pay her to whine about Grummz and smash JT all day in her world. She resents that fat White thirty something males do a much better job without any backing. Now that rage bait is over she essentially doesn't have any marketable skills besides being foil content for various right wingers

Game journalism died when they started interpreting gaming in the light of real world politics.
It was at its peak in the late 90s and early 2000s, when actual multi page game guides and game reviews were written by actual gamers playing the game. Not journalists who got hired to write about gaming and fail at tutorials.

I wish Alyssa a slow and miserable decent into the meaningless void of journo unemployment.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Smash TJ came up behind Alyssa oh I'm going to do a game of gate to you so hard as he stripped off her clothes and threw her down the bed do the patriarchy to me she said.
That's about as far as I can get with that but the the fact of the matter is she just won't smash.tv's big D.
In the words of Jane silent Bob all a woman wants is a good deep dicking.

I mean Alyssa is thirstier than a uh Indian man with an Internet connection

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

So this is how Alyssa wants to celebrate Thanksgiving. By getting drunk on Spritz.


EDIT: A generation of "strong independent wahmen that don't need no man".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So this is how Alyssa wants to celebrate Thanksgiving. By getting drunk on Spritz.
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My grandma just dug herself out of her grave to demand her table cloth back.
Fucking TV in the kitchen, and a ceiling fan to spread the food smell everywhere.

The longer I look at the picture the worse it gets.



Fun fact, "Spritz" is German and means "a little squirt of something".
Ejaculating is called "abspritzen". So Alyssa has been unironically posing with a drink that is German slang for cum.
Happy Thanksgiving Alyssa.