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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention :mad:
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Rage Pig said:
Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.
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Buddy, that math isn’t mathing. Come on now.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Plus he got one eye punched into another dimension
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If there's one thing that measures how self conscious Ralph is about how people perceive him, it's his eye. The man wears sunglasses indoors 95% of the time. There's nothing that terrifies him more than being labeled as "that fat, short lesbian with a googly eye".

I still want to know what possessed him to post pictures immediately after getting the shit kicked out of him. My only guess is his woman emotions compelled him to do it.
 
As Americans make plans for Thanksgiving to see loved ones afar, spare a thought for our comrades, trapped in Mexico, with their balls in a sling.

At least he will have his cat for family; and to that cat, I’m so sorry for you.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Gunt likes xannies, booze and burgers from the garbage, among other things. Plus he got one eye punched into another dimension and he didn't exactly come from good stock, so the years have not been kind.
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He has more in common with pond scum.
 
HackerX said:
I still want to know what possessed him to post pictures immediately after getting the shit kicked out of him. My only guess is his woman emotions compelled him to do it.
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I think it was supposed to be some hypermasculine "I lived, bitch" statement, but naturally everybody just found it hilarious.

He went on holiday, got his ass kicked (as is traditional) and then posted a bunch of bewildered-looking swollen panda eye photos while he held his passport and insisted that he came out swinging for longer than naturally expected against a group of men because he's got UFC fighter stamina, apparently.

Sure thing, bud. :story:
 
Die For Me! said:
Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention :mad:
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Because they disavowed him on the strongest terms instanly. PPP said he should be boiled alive in oil, and he hasn't actually been top paypig for years now. Its typical gay discord degeneracy edrama everyones seen a thousand times by now.

I am once again reminding you that Ralph married a literal pedophile lolicon named pantsu. A freak who seemingly wants to sexually violate her own child. And he has now left his child alone with her.

He really should never be able to live down impregnating digibros sloppy seconds, but for some reason people let him call other people into question all the time.
 
porkWellington said:
Wifejak is "oppressive"? Congrats Ralph you're the first person to ever feel oppressed by a soyjack. What a pussy
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This isn't even a soyjak, this is some personalized wojak OC from reddit. He might as well have gotten personally triggered by a doge meme or a rageface comic.
Pig should just put on the lipstick already, he has more estrogen running thru his body than the woman this wojak is based off of.
 
Pelican Bones said:
The first wife (only woman that Ralph ever loved) absconded to Engl*nd
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Absconded? She never left!
Ralph met Nora over the internet when she was 17 or something ridiculous, then got into an online relationship with her and married her in the US when they met up - perhaps for the first, maybe the second time.

Asides from May, Ralph's primary relationships have always been with girls he groomed online that were far too young for him. He's a pathetic freak who is trying to make up for the fact he is a complete loser trainwreck.
 
The wifejak memes remind Ralph of his two failed marriages obviously, but they also remind him that he's never once had a wholesome/cute dynamic with a woman that he could even make such a meme about.

I doubt he can even remember much of his time with Pantsu due to being drunk and pilled out all the time, aside from the sex tape with the giggolo and the pictures he took to show off on Twitter there is nothing but blacked out days, crying and yelling. "Ethan, the baby needs diapers, you never give me any money for even the bare necessities" and "Ethan, please stop screaming so much, the baby keeps crying" just doesn't make for a great wifejak meme.
 
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