💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[The Snail]

This’ll be a fun December.

The gift that keeps on giving

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Q predicted this

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

PPP somehow completely vindicated with his post-arrest prediction if he fights it. If he could call sportsball like he could call Rekieta, he'd never have to stream again.

 

[thebigdream]

I look forward to Nick claiming he can't talk about what happened today and then superchatting explicit details to Melton at 2am in the morning

 

[Red flaming panda]

DO IT, NICK! SHOW THOSE HEKIN' BOOTLICKERS WHO BOSS!

 

[CarlosDanger]

I feel like I'm watching the Ritten house and Depp Trial again waiting for a verdict

Don't forget George Zimmerman verdict in the Trayvon Martin case, the not guilty on that and the meltdown that followed was glorious.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick isn't lolcow of the year
Nick is lolcow of ETERNITY

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If he's actually taken this to trial, I hope it's streamed and/or televised.
It would be pottery

I hope Lawtube makes a million dollars from Balldo's demise.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick isn't lolcow of the year
Nick is lolcow of ETERNITY

We need a special award category, the Nick Rekieta Lolcow Achievement Award.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Nick isn't lolcow of the year
Nick is lolcow of ETERNITY

This whitebread ass nigga will sit on the pantheon of cows with the likes of Chris Chan at the rate he's going.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Guys, don't overreact.

All this means they will have another hearing to discuss if a settlement can be reached.
Could be someone asked for a continuance, could be Nick did not show up, could be the state said "we might file further charges, we need 3 weeks".

This does not mean its going to trial.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

We thought it was balldover, when in reality it has only ballgun.

 

[Love Machine]

ITS OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT! WE HAVE BEEN GOOD KIWIS!

 

[Chazzed Up]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

I thought you wrote that Kayla had a death grip on those carneys and thought things somehow got even more depraved.

 

[Moss Monster]

I'm so fuckin' stoked. Holy fuck. What a week it has been on the capital I lower case i Iinternet.

 

[Grayback]

What the fuck was the point of that $100 superchat now?

It was all just to throw everyone off. And, god damn, he got us.

We're stuck trying to play 4D chess, and meanwhile Nick's playing 19-dimensional sub-orbital competitive Pokémon triple battles.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Called it.

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IM NOT FUCKIN PLEADING

Its actually such a perfect gif because the people down there in Stratton Oakmond is us right now.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

could be the state said "we might file further charges, we need 3 weeks".

This would be the funniest outcome, so that's what I'm putting my money on.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Jesus fucking christ I didn't think the retard would actually fight it. Do balldos cut off blood circulation to the brain?