💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.9%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 167 24.1%
  • Total voters
    692
A Very Big Fish said:
This argument is insane, might as well just save time and tell the judge you did it.

Even if they investigated Al Pacino, it wouldn't matter, because Al Pacino (to my knowledge) wasn't actually doing a mountain of blow.
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The motion argues that using drugs isn't a crime, only possessing them. So even if Nick was high on stream, that doesn't mean he possessed drugs at any time before or after using them. I suppose we're supposed to conclude it's reasonable to believe that Nick hopped up from his desk, raced out of the house to some undisclosed location, did the drugs there, and then raced home to resume his stream, but it's not reasonable to believe that he walked across the room, did a line of blow off April's ass, and then walked back to the camera...
 
"She downplayed your career, king! Be with me and be known as a truth telling hero forever and ever!"
-Future April
 
JT Marlin said:
He's going to plea and get a good deal. If offered that, he'll take it. He's a narcissist but he's not insane. He has a sense of self-preservation, even if it warped beyond social norms.

I expect a grandiose rant and continued denials afterwards.
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You never know when his ODD is gonna kick in.
"The gubbermint wants me to take a plea deal? Nooooo, prosecutor-child, it's yooooou who's gonna take a plea deal"
 
LiquidKid said:
“Diet pills exist therefore extreme weight loss over a short period of time is normal and not indicative of drug use”
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It's so embarrassing that they're even trying this shit. It's like listening to a four-year-old try to tell you that they didn't eat the last piece of cake because "uh, uh, maybe it was our neighbors, they eat food too, I think I saw them outside earlier..."

Literally the only things that make you shed weight like this are illegal stimulants. The investigating officers probably thought that Nick was doing meth.
To humor the "diet pills" horseshit for a moment, even ozempic isn't some miracle cure that makes you lose weight that quickly. It works kind of like a gastric band surgery does, in that it just tries to make you feel full so that you'll stop eating so much—but you absolutely can "beat" it if you're enough of a clueless animal that you just keep eating (like Vito apparently did).
These drugs don't radically change your metabolism, or stop you from absorbing calories, or even do much to suppress your appetite.

We know it was stimulants. You can give up now, guys. It's fucking joever.
 
Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
yeah ok how would that lead to metabolites? This nigger really thinks we're all that stupid. But we're not, which is why we're all laughing and he's about to plea out like a little bish made faggot.
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He thinks benzoylecgonine metabolises outside of the human body.

This Post Is Satire said:
Has it ever been revealed what type of cocaine metabolites were present in the hair sample, or is it nondescript?
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Yeah, it's benzoylecgonine. You can just search for that word and my username. The receipts are there.
He actually thinks this metabolite which excretes through urination metabolises outside of the human body. He read 45 abstracts of papers he couldn't understand.
 
Nick is retarded, but not as retarded as Kayla's lawyer who accuses Aaron of being behind Nick's swatting calls in the last legal filing.

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Grayback said:
It's so embarrassing that they're even trying this shit. It's like listening to a four-year-old try to tell you that they didn't eat the last piece of cake because "uh, uh, maybe it was our neighbors, they eat food too, I think I saw them outside earlier..."
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It’s even worse than that. It implies that Nick is a celebrity therefore it’s normal for him to have perception weight loss.
An argument so bad, you can only expect a woman to have made it.

The facts that an internet celebrity may have appeared to have lost weight, appeared tired, and appeared "strung out" are conclusory in nature and not factual. Likewise, the allegation that April Imholte appeared tired, lethargic, and strung out are mere statements that fail to recite facts leading to such conclusions. For instance, this is the age of prescription weight loss medications. Essentially, everyone is losing extraordinary amounts of weight in a short period of time. However, no independent investigation was done in that regard. Nicholas also suffers from insomnia, yet no independent investigation was done in that regard.
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If this goes to trial, her lawyer will absolutely use Nikacado as evidence and it’ll be hilarious
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nick is retarded, but not as retarded as Kayla's lawyer who accuses Aaron of being behind Nick's swatting calls in the last legal filing.

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Quite bold move to openly accuse Aaron Cuckholte of commiting a crime under Minnesota statutes (Swatting is misdemeanor or felony, not sure if senate has confirmed changing it to an felony in MN) on a legal filing with your own name on the paper.
 
BathTubShine said:
Quite bold move to openly accuse Aaron Cuckholte of commiting a crime under Minnesota statutes (misdemeanor or felony, not sure if senate has confirmed changing it to an felony in MN) on a legal filing with your own name on the paper.
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And without evidence, as they say he "likely" did it, no certainty.
 
If he pleads out, then we'll get some sob story about Qayla cheating on him leading to his coke use. In a kind of funny and weird way it allowed him to handle the stupendous amount of stress and work but now he knows its bad. Just like what happened to David.
 
BathTubShine said:
Quite bold move to openly accuse Aaron Cuckholte of commiting a crime under Minnesota statutes (Swatting is misdemeanor or felony, not sure if senate has confirmed changing it to an felony in MN) on a legal filing with your own name on the paper.
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Yeah, he's being informed about it on his show right now - he seems to be astonished. If anyone wants to check it out, go back about 10-15 min (lull in between talking talking about nonsense).

ETA - Aaron's left the screen - he's considering calling his lawyer.
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Melty Butter said:
Yeah, he's being informed about it on his show right now - he seems to be astonished. If anyone wants to check it out, go back about 10-15 min (lull in between talking talking about nonsense).

ETA - Aaron's left the screen - he's considering calling his lawyer.
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I don't pozload my neghole, but someone should definitely tell him to grab the Benzo Ghouls filings from here and e-mail them to his lawyer asap.
 
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