💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
fggt_mcdckface said:
Whatever happens today he’s the biggest faggot of all time.
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Look at the choices this faggot has.

He can take a plea deal. He can admit he's guilty of all the shit he's been hurling bile at people for saying he's guilty of, insisting he dindu nuffin. But then he'll have to get up in court and openly state that yes, he's guilty of that shit.

He can refuse a plea deal. In that case, he's going to get savagely assfucked.

No matter what happens, tomorrow is going to be a gigantic cock up his ass. He might ordinarily like that, but this will be Satan's cock, and it will be barbed and spined and will rip his ass to shreds.

Tomorrow will be a hilarious day for humanity and a very painful day for Dick Suckieta.
 
This Post Is Satire said:
Nick lodges a plea of nolo contendre, the court accepts and sentences him to a 2 year good behavior bond, then Nick walks away claiming that "the court never found me guilty, therefore I dindu nuffin" and "I only did it so I can be with my kids".
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It would be unreal if that actually happened and Rekieta pulled a Ralph. That would literally cement Ethan Ralph as the guy who taught Nick Rekieta the trick. We might even get some new kino like this:
 
I fucking hate this cringe Bonnie & Clyde roleplay shit that Nick and April's got going on.
"It's us against the world, baby, we're so edgy. These nerds will never know what we've got. Now, where did I put my studded leather belt and suede jacket?"
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
I fucking hate this cringe Bonnie & Clyde roleplay shit that Nick and April's got going on.
"It's us against the world, baby, we're so edgy. These nerds will never know what we've got. Now, where did I put my studded leather belt and suede jacket?"
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Folgers Can said:
Wentzell's afternoon calendar
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Nick has a half hour but I suspect Wentzell will want anything substantial be a written submission. There are 19 items on his calendar tomorrow. I think he's going to want everything to move along. I'd bet that even if they have a plea agreement, he's going to set a date for review and if they don't he'll set it for trial.

I think Nick should be late on a full calendar to show that judge who's boss.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
why are they flirting like weebs from 2008??? this is so fucking cringe dudes
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Nerd. Real alpha males and fathers send cringe tweets to their former affair partner in the early hours of the morning of a pending court settlement conference while sounding suspiciously under the influence of something.

Either that or Balldo is feeding his bot new material for the lols
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
I fucking hate this cringe Bonnie & Clyde roleplay shit that Nick and April's got going on.
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This is such cringy teenage shit it's pathetic. It's ridiculous so-called adults are engaging in this joke behavior. Look at these LOSERS. Look at these cringe TEENAGERS who are somehow acting like that while being middle-aged, wrinkled faggots.

This is just so embarrassing. How are adults acting like this?
Mouse Cop said:
More Xitter sperging. Archive 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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He's facing his reckoning tomorrow, actually technically this very same day, he should be sleeping and getting ready for tomorrow, but instead, he is spewing cringy rantings about his ex-gay-lover.

Dude, just get over Aaron already. He is no longer interested in your Balldo-encrusted dick. Just let him live his life. He doesn't want the Balldo any more you weird stalker.
CoomerTine said:
Lmaooo he paid for the motel rooms that Aaron did his wife in


Nooo crackieta
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Imagine ADMITTING that.
 
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Nick will compulsively check the thread until the last possible moment.

Nick will take the plea deal. He will never take the case to trial, just like he never took a case to trial when he was (temporarily) a lawyer. Nick is a coward, a cuckold, and a loser. He doesn’t have what it takes to go to trial.

The Karen Farms would be so embarrassed and Nick would regain all of his lost clout and respect if he plead not guilty and went to trial. Everyone in this thread would look like a fool. Luckily for us that will never happen.
 
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