💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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So this is Stroustrup, übernerd and inventor of the C++ language
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And this is the C++ tranny writing schizo-essays about memory safety in C++
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And this is the reason for the beef

This is also the first year I didn’t attend CppCon since 2015. I will most likely never attend again. I should have taken it as a sign of things to come when, in 2015, Jon Kalb tried (emphasis on tried) to introduce me to Bjarne. Bjarne looked me up and down, put on a face of disgust, and walked away.

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Only a couple more generations until the perfect lolcow is bred, 4x CHRIS 😱😱 2x RALPHAMALE 🔥🔥💯💯 8x FATRICK 🤯🤯 the perfect smashed, slammed autist from the RAGEPIG line. Coming in at 4'1 and 500lb, blue arms, 8 udders and a massive gunt, the ideal lolcow physique can be yours if you pre-order today!!!
With every new generation of Lolcow, comes a stronger generation of stalker ahawgs.
 
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Another year of anti-semite awards and Null got snubbed again! SAD!
Among this year's list of literally whos were Internet notables Hasan Piker, Greta Thunberg, and Candace Owens. They even included a words words words about why everyone is literally Hitler (they were mean to the state of Israel) Better luck next year, Jersh.
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Ok, I EASILY hate kikes more than that rat Hasan.
 
Another year of anti-semite awards and Null got snubbed again! SAD!
Among this year's list of literally whos were Internet notables Hasan Piker, Greta Thunberg, and Candace Owens. They even included a words words words about why everyone is literally Hitler (they were mean to the state of Israel) Better luck next year, Jersh.
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My main man, John Cusack! If you aren't following him on Shitter, give it a try. He's got all the ranty shitlib energy of an Alyssa Milano with the occasional wackadoo brilliance that makes him meme-worthy:
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One can see that he types from the heart to almost unreadable levels 🤣
 
Only a couple more generations until the perfect lolcow is bred, 4x CHRIS 😱😱 2x RALPHAMALE 🔥🔥💯💯 8x FATRICK 🤯🤯 the perfect smashed, slammed autist from the RAGEPIG line. Coming in at 4'1 and 500lb, blue arms, 8 udders and a massive gunt, the ideal lolcow physique can be yours if you pre-order today!!!
But Professor Moontonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical BMJ.
 
The news of chris' Baby would be a good thing to use that menacing latin doomsday intro music I reccomended in the thread around the election time, and infinitely more fitting given the potential antichrist implications.

EDIT: there it is again, for reference.


From some anime game shit a friend of mine was looking at 2 years ago or so and it's like the main thing that stuck out for me with how well the thing fit a doomsday scenario.

Also damn this c++ thing is wild but I still haven't read it enough to FIRMLY GRASP IT.
 
We're locked and loaded, rocked and cocked bois, lets fucking GO! Kino has been achieved!
 
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