💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Decimator]

I’m watching an old Godzilla movie with my dad on a channel called ChimeTV, and they keep showing commercials with some guy reacting to one of Jack’s videos.

 

[ZipDisk]

That's just grim, they even used an ice cream scoop for that sphere of lard. How creative!

In ancient times when jack was regularly hitting strip mall specials, Someone commented that when restaurants see fuckers like the scalfattis waddle through the door they know they have to over portion to prevent bitching. This steakhouse just said "fuck it, get the ice cream scoop."

What the fuck is he on about

I love when Jack gets slapped for spamming, It's one of the few remaining times we get to see him lose his shit.

ChimeTV

CLIP IT!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

More context on the admin NATZI thing



Sportsball talk



Jack makes AI slop

 

[Ghost Noob]

"Each fish is gonna get a pinch of...garlic"
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one jump cut later
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This looks like something you could find pixelated in some game to indicate a grisly crime scene.

Spoiler: Different cow, same skill

Don't know how many of you look at our deathfats, but I'm getting...nostalgic.
ALR's Salmon:
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Truly two master's at their craft of smothering fish in spices.

Also lmao at him recommending this with some crusty, hard bread, as if he himself could eat hard bread by this point without choking on it.
And I see that dead arm jiggle when he's adding the garlic like some LEGO figure that's been run over.

Did porky season this shit with black mold?!?

 

[Seymour Duncan]

It's even worse.

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It's been a while since we've had another one of Jack's insightful knife reviews. I wonder if he's going to tell us that a bread knife can be used to slice a tomato!

14 strips of recycled Volkswagen doors with a "Damascus style" stencil printed on top in some chink sweatshop? Sign me up, lemme just toss this shithouse $70 knife I've been using for everything for years!

 

[The Grimace]

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oh hell naw jack's bitmoji died from a heart attack

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

To the folks who have followed jagoff since way earlier than me, what was his reasoning on seasoning meat like such a retard? The neglected side of the meat probably tastes like rubbery nothing especially with stuff like chicken and fish. Jack is like fat version of Gollum without the right arm and leg. Jack when he sees anyone cook and season meat properly

 

[p1138]

To the folks who have followed jagoff since way earlier than me, what was his reasoning on seasoning meat like such a retard? The neglected side of the meat probably tastes like rubbery nothing especially with stuff like chicken and fish. Jack is like fat version of Gollum without the right arm and leg. Jack when he sees anyone cook and season meat properly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ond8eTTfEgw

Couldn't tell ya, but he's always done that. Just seems to believe only one side of whatever he's "cooking" needs to be seasoned. Even when he used a fucking shake and bake bag, he didn't shake the bag to get seasoning on all sides and that's the primary gimmick of the things. Even before the strokes when he presumably would have had working taste buds, or both arms so he could flip the meat with one and season it with the other. Just a lazy retard I guess.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I’m watching an old Godzilla movie with my dad on a channel called ChimeTV, and they keep showing commercials with some guy reacting to one of Jack’s videos.

More details please…

 

[Shartavius]

I couldn't help but snort and shake my head at Jack being asked what he spammed to be banned from the FB group, and his replying that "Specifics don't matter!." @ddlloo asks if Jack can feel shame, and gets proof within hours. Putting zero thought into anything he says or does until he's making excuses for what was said or done puts his emotional maturity squarely in the terrible twos.

 

[AnOminous]

More context on the admin NATZI thing

He's really incredibly pissed off about this air duct guy.

I wonder what he got banned for. Because he's such a complete asshole that if you were a Facebook boomer, you'd ban this asshole the instant he showed up and started tarding out and being fat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

More context on the admin NATZI thing

See? Even he doesn't want to get into specifics because he doesn't want people telling him why these two things are different. Fatty can't stand being told no and takes it personally.

One has to wonder what kind of childhood he had.

Even before the strokes when he presumably would have had working taste buds, or both arms so he could flip the meat with one and season it with the other. Just a lazy retard I guess.

Or it could be he's the type that over seasons one side and doesn't do the other because it "evens out". Same way that he's cooked things at too high a heat so that they cook faster on the outside but still remain raw on the inside.

 

[p1138]

Or it could be he's the type that over seasons one side and doesn't do the other because it "evens out". Same way that he's cooked things at too high a heat so that they cook faster on the outside but still remain raw on the inside.

Maybe? But we know his logic behind cooking things way too hot and fast is just so he can shove food into his face quicker. Same reason he won't let shit cool off and burns his mouth on a regular basis when he isn't ordering a cold slab of beef at a chain restaurant covered in cold butter and waiting to Tammy to cut it up for him.

 

[Bassomatic]

wew that seasoning... legit looks like someone ashed a cigar on the middle of it. Comedy couldn't touch this. I just wow. While I don't much like fish and am picky on seafood, so even a "good" one would not be something I like, this was just a war crime.

German Damascus steel, L M F A O. I'm sure Jack likes Damascus steel because like his fore fathers it's A-RAB. God, if you ever doubt uncle Ted... Jack is why he had to send those bombs and did NOTHING wrong.

I honestly hope he eats half a turkey himself and dies on t-day ruining it for his entire fat family.

Unrelated, to my friends who actually like/do food I understand we will be with loved ones and busy but we should all share some T-giving meal pics, in this thread to punish jack. I am looking forward to his last "chilli" These are just embarrassing. I know Tammy hates him and that's why she wheels the freak out, but letting him upload these shows really how nasty she feels towards the man pig.

 

[Shartavius]

See? Even he doesn't want to get into specifics because he doesn't want people telling him why these two things are different. Fatty can't stand being told no and takes it personally.

One has to wonder what kind of childhood he had.

 

[AnOminous]

Or it could be he's the type that over seasons one side and doesn't do the other because it "evens out". Same way that he's cooked things at too high a heat so that they cook faster on the outside but still remain raw on the inside.

He doesn't even do the one side he does right. He just throws all the seasoning down in a pile and leaves it there in disgusting globs.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He doesn't even do the one side he does right. He just throws all the seasoning down in a pile and leaves it there in disgusting globs.

Of course because he's a retard.

You saw on camera him trying to season the fish by sprinkling the black garlic salt on it. Then smash cut to them with parts just thrown down in uneven clumps.

It wasn't this bad before when he had two working arms and he was in California. Back then he was a retard but he had some life in him and at least tried to make something decent. Sure he failed a lot but it's only once he moved to Tennessee and realized he wasn't ever going to be a big name in cooking that he stopped caring and it was all about getting the final product into his mouth as soon as possible.

Properly seasoning his food costs him precious seconds.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

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I was talking to a friend of mine who is in emergency services last week. He said one of the worst things about Thanksgiving is that every year they'll receive a emergency call because there is always at least one diabetic who will overdue it on the holiday and need to be rushed to the hospital, completely oblivious as to why they suddenly don't feel well.

Let us pray to the lolcow gods that that medical call is for Jack this year.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I was talking to a friend of mine who is in emergency services last week. He said one of the worst things about Thanksgiving is that every year they'll receive a emergency call because there is always at least one diabetic who will overdue it on the holiday and need to be rushed to the hospital, completely oblivious as to why they suddenly don't feel well.

Let us pray to the lolcow gods that that medical call is for Jack this year.

Not trying to PL, but as a former paramedic I can confirm this. Overeating+alcohol+stress from family disputes. Christmas Eve/Day were also always shit shows.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not to defend Wicked (don't know shit about it) but I guarantee "Woke Vibe" for Jack means women main characters and one being black



Jack promotes people to make the worst thanksgiving dinners



I guarantee he'd actually do something like this