💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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    699
He left cat food outside and then goes on a killing spree when the local wildlife dares eat it?

Motherfucker.

Even if they were coming in through the cat flap to get the cat food, the reasonable solution is to get RF collars for the cats so the door only unlocks for them. Or just wait while the cats eat and then put the food away.
 
Nick has the dark triad of traits.


The dark triad refers to a group of three negative personality traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. These traits are characterized by manipulative behavior, lack of empathy, and a focus on self-interest, often leading to harmful interactions with others.


Seems to fit him pretty well.
 
Saw the thumbnail of the latest UrbanSpook vid in my recommended and the first thing I thought was 'damn, which one of you commissioned him to draw Kayla?'
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I can confidently say that I am happier than Nick that the family is back together, because it means the patch and piss tests are gone, and prime kino is back on the menu. He's sitting in his studio now grumbling, "Fucking vocal fry pizza pedophile tell me to pull up can't fucking push up.........*ssssnnnooooorrrrrrrrrrt*.......I'm a DAMN good father!" Just as the favorite daughter starts to walk in and say, "Daddy, the house is starting to get really mes-" "NOT NOW!!!!!!!" As Nick jumps up over to the door, and violently shoves her out while slamming the door shut and narrowly catching her in it. "WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL THE REST OF THE WORLD HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE AND HOW TERRIBLE IT IS HERE!? YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED ONE OR TWO PEOPLE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!" He stomps back over to his desk, downs his glass of whiskey, snorts, and then spits a blob of bloody cocaine phlegm on a family photo before pushing it off his desk and into the trash.
 
Not Who You Think said:
Indeed. Nick doesn't place anyone higher than himself, which essentially translates to Nick counting himself among the highest in Scripture.
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Consider this.

Nick is so vile, so repulsive, that he has managed to convince even hardened atheists in this thread that he is actually possessed by demons.

And if there are demons, and they're from Hell, then there must be a Heaven, too. If Satan exists, so must God, right?

Maybe he's an inadvertent preacher.
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Killing invasive animals can be a part of life. But posting pics of them before you blow their brains out torture and drown them, and gloat about it* is debased.
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That animal was not invasive. It was just there. Nick is just a sadistic zoosadist piece of shit who enjoys killing animals in the most sadistic manner possible.
 
Bustling Bungus said:
Saw the thumbnail of the latest UrbanSpook vid in my recommended and the first thing I thought was 'damn, which one of you commissioned him to draw Kayla?'
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She was balldo’d 509 times IN ALL HOLES, her eyelids cut off, her lips cut off, her nose fell off after 609 lines of coke, her body ruined, her pussy massive, gaping, oozing, and destroyed from 599 births.
 
Harm said:
And the way he ends it, trying to be cheeky with a bit of humor? Kill yourself, Nick
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There’s that social media voice he keeps using. He’s trying to control the tone by adding a little lame joke at the end. He’ll continue to get more & more performatively reflective, the closer his settlement conference gets.
Not Who You Think said:
The more Nick tries to force this the more embarrassing it gets.
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In every way. The dumb voice he writes in, the control he tries to wrest, the “wins” he tries to claim, the cope of the cuckpope is a behemoth. Of balldo.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
Is it on record that it was Nick that had the case sealed? If that is the case, that takes one potential indicator off the table.

I would not give Nick the benefit of the doubt for anything anymore, but at the same time I think if any of this was true things would have gone in a completely different direction by now.
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He attempted to, at least twice. See links below.

First time:


Second time:


Maybe someone else knows or recalls, but this was the last I saw of it from MNPR. It would seem that whatever hearing ensued resulted in a successful sealing of the case.
 
If Nick were alive in biblical times he'd have been a nobody mule shit shoveler who caught leprosy from a whore. He wouldn't make it into the Bible at all.
 
NOTE:

For anybody "warrant watching," due to the Aaron data breach drama, both the Sterns and Kandiyohi county public warrant databases have begun updating again. And at about the same time too. They must have the same slow ass IT people (Sterns still has the maintenance warning up).

Sterns:
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Kandiyohi:
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There is currently no active warrant for Nick out of either county at this time.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
He's such a jerk.

Killing invasive animals can be a part of life. But posting pics of them before you blow their brains out torture and drown them, and gloat about it* is debased.

* also, eating cat food you stupidly leave outside =/= rabid and =/= bad and =/= unforeseeable. You, Nick, ATA.

Ugh, I'm mati. What did you THINK leaving food outside would do other than lure animals?
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Killing animals in cruel ways, I assume Nick enjoyed drowning that one (or more) raccoons, a clear sign of a psychopath emerging.
I wonder how many animals Nickolas killed in his youth.
 
I beg forgiveness, but I've been traveling and am abt 30 pages behind. I'm not a conspiracy freak... but...what if the "expose" of PPP and Warski was done by a Baldowasher? Just a thought.
 
Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
The statement is pretty good imo. When Balldo was a no one, he hated David for his abuse of power. When Balldo became sorta rich and famous, Balldo repeated (on a smaller scale) the sins of David. He’s not denying (in this post) his sins of the flesh; he’s acknowledging that he has committed adultery and more.
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If only. Nick's a narcissist. Nick isn't comparing because he believes his sins are just as deplorable, he compares himself to David because he believes his greatness is comparable. God's anointed one. He wants everyone to see the David in him, not the sin.

The obvious test of this is to see how he compares himself to Aaron. Can you ever see Nick saying "I hate Aaron because I AM Aaron?"

Nicks choice of sinners to be compared with: David, Jesus (probably why he wants to say Jesus sinned). Sinners he doesn't want to be compared with: Aaron, Judas
 
Spongebuck Breakerpants said:
Maybe someone else knows or recalls, but this was the last I saw of it from MNPR. It would seem that whatever hearing ensued resulted in a successful sealing of the case.
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@MNPublicRecords hasn't been seen since August 21st. Nick almost certainly got the case sealed.

I think they managed to stockpile enough to release after the case was sealed (they drip fed it whenever Nick streamed), but they were bound to run out sooner or later, and it would appear they have.

Whoever they were, they were a hero of the Farms. Their efforts exposed probably the single biggest unexpected bombshell in this whole thing: That Nick's 8 year old tested positive for Coke.

Godspeed, you mysterious masked Kiwi, and thank you for your service.

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