💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

If Jack could actually cook it'd be a good gift, his one usable arm being his off one. But he can't, so it'll just collect dust along with the all the grills, smokers, meat grinders, microwave bacon cookers, pressure cookers, Bluetooth thermometers, and all the single-use shit TamHam buys companies send him for review.

What the fuck is he on about

Jack must have been sent to the Boys' Club in one of his Facebook hugboxes when he bitched about something asinine, not helped by THAT HE NEEDS TO SCREAM INTO THIS SPEECH TO TEXT.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

If Jack could actually cook it'd be a good gift, his one usable arm being his off one. But he can't, so it'll just collect dust along with the all the grills, smokers, meat grinders, microwave bacon cookers, pressure cookers, Bluetooth thermometers, and all the single-use shit TamHam buys companies send him for review.



Jack must have been sent to the Boys' Club in one of his Facebook hugboxes when he bitched about something asinine, not helped by THAT HE NEEDS TO SCREAM INTO THIS SPEECH TO TEXT.

I was thinking he was posting his weekly videos into one of those hugboxes and the admin told him to stop his pathetic attempts at engagement farming. The fact this admin doesn't care that another guy promoted his small business lends more support to the theory that Jack is universally despised even among fellow churchgoers.

 

[p1138]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

A retard with one arm. I think he actually had one in the gross gator meat video last month.

You can tell Jack is just mad that he never got sponsorship deals, reminder this is the same guy who tried to be on the Food Network and made up fake sponsorships

The same fatty who keeps thinking he's some kind of "producer" who will be able to just scrape money off the top of his "clients".

What the fuck is he on about

Probably got booted from some group he didn't have control over and is whining after he was warned about his asshole-ish behavior, called the admin a nazi, and got told to pound sand.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

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Are you really that surprised about Scalfaggot wanting to accumulate more phallic looking objects? This spastic probably thought these are some novelty dildos that he can enviously fuck himself with while Tammy gets fucked by her bull. Or degenerate foodplay.

Apologies for that mental image.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob is back and knocking it out of the park again.

That's definitely not carnivore though.

He got another "roulette" dig in at Jagoff, too.

Funny, he has exactly the mini-Cuisinart that I do, exactly the wooden spatula, and exactly the squeeze pouch of sour cream I always use. Those little rubber bands for the rolling pin are pretty cool. I might get some of those.

The fact this admin doesn't care that another guy promoted his small business lends more support to the theory that Jack is universally despised even among fellow churchgoers.

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

 

[p1138]

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

You can see it with his group of "friends" he cycles through when he does fat on the go. The problem with Fatty is that even if he's not being an obnoxious asshole to you in particular, the fact that he's an obnoxious asshole to literally everyone else you're around would make you not want to associate with him. Would you want to be associated with this fat retard in public constantly making an ass out of himself? Hell no.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck is he on about

He's ANGY that his hot takes, that he feels are 100% justified, are being censored but others are allowed to post whatever they want.

As for the other one about memes? He's just being a boomer and made a dad strokebrain joke.

You can see it with his group of "friends" he cycles through when he does fat on the go. The problem with Fatty is that even if he's not being an obnoxious asshole to you in particular, the fact that he's an obnoxious asshole to literally everyone else you're around would make you not want to associate with him. Would you want to be associated with this fat retard in public constantly making an ass out of himself? Hell no.

That right there ought to be a wake up call to anybody that they're the problem. But no. Fatty just keeps strokebraining and rolling along in his scooty puff thinking he's right.

 

[Bassomatic]

I know not everyone does cross over and not everyone cares but I have such mixed feelings that Lucas Werner will lose a foot before Jack.

Also fight engagement farming is peak engagement farming, I think even Jack knows this but he's lonely so give him ass pats!

Im still disgusted by that steak like I might go vegan for a while (and be healthier than Jack)

 

[ADN_VIII]

Watching Jack's twitter reminds me of those really snippy and passive aggressive high school girls that complain endlessly about stuff in vague wordings that prompt people to ask what the issue is, which in turn causes the girl to reply in a snide way.

 

[Guntanator]

The ungodly amount of cinnamon he's been putting in his already disgusting abominations makes me audibly gasp.

 

[Neko GF]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

Original:

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

 

[ADN_VIII]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

 

[biggacracka]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

It means "MOAR GUD MEATS"

 

[abobe]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H0urijHAOjk

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE).mp4

Classic seasoning technique.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

He knows, he just likes to use it whenever its convenient for him.

Like there is a reason that in every Jack on the Go, he makes careful cuts to not show what he's eating unless its a huge plate of meat.

 

[100BitchHere]

That dude used like a cup of fish sauce in that. That shit is somehow saltier than salt. Fish sauce has 1500mg of sodium in a fucking tbsp.

 

[lindsayfan]

"next week is going to be a meat chili which is also carnivore friendly"

WOW!!!!!!!!

jack did say it's "for the holidays" so maybe it will have an extra bin of walmart cinnamon dumped in to make it festive.

this "chili" is just a deeply retarded gumbo. jack is amazed to learn that $80 of seafood and 3 pounds of butter and cream results in something that tastes good

 

[Shartavius]

Jack managed to make fish fillets look like ashtrays. That’s god-given talent.

 

[AnOminous]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H0urijHAOjk

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE).mp4

"Little bit of this fish sauce." [empties a fucking cup of something that is 50% salt into his abomination]

Fun fact: a SINGLE TABLESPOON of that shit gives you most of your RDA of sodium.

I utterly love fish sauce. But you do NOT use it in these quantities if you like living to old age.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Classic seasoning technique.

I also season my meat by rubbing it at the base of the windowsill.