💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%

  • Total voters
    686
It's been 20 hours since Rekieta's last tweet. Whenever he goes this long without sperging on the Internet, I start refreshing the Kandiyohi County Jail website.
I tried listening to police scanners in the area but those are confusing and full of too many fluff calls.
 
It's been 20 hours since Rekieta's last tweet. Whenever he goes this long without sperging on the Internet, I start refreshing the Kandiyohi County Jail website.
With how sloshed Nick sounded on pedophiles stream. He probably on a bender
 
It's been 20 hours since Rekieta's last tweet. Whenever he goes this long without sperging on the Internet, I start refreshing the Kandiyohi County Jail website.
Within six (6) minutes of this post he made a tweet. I think he's reading this thread, guys.
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...Another disfigured raccoon corpse up by the Rekieta place? I told you Bob, there's nothing we can do about it unless we catch the sick bastard in the act...
He drowned a skunk Monson! TWICE. We can't keep letting him get away with this! He's satisfied with the raccoons for now, but how long till that pug is next!? Can you really just sit here and let this happen!?
 
This is a W for Rekieta in that the next time he does a stream he can make a snide comment about it and sassily eat a Dorito.
>"Imagine two retard Canadians fucking someone other than Our Wife"

>clumsily stuffs a chip in his mouth

The elusive Rekieta dub
 
He drowned a skunk Monson! TWICE. We can't keep letting him get away with this! He's satisfied with the raccoons for now, but how long till that pug is next!? Can you really just sit here and let this happen!?
Attention all units! Operation Cuckpope is a go, assemble at the primary bunker.
*crackle*
God, at times like this I wish we had Felt
 
Sorry Nick, but I'm still gonna watch Ashton and Andy. At the end of the day, despite their flaws and degeneracy: 1. They're both unmarried men without children. 2. They run a more entertaining show than you have in years. It's yet another Rekieta L. Get felted, buddy.
 
You know I’ve always wondered, when people watch mainstream cuck shit (by bigger studios), are they imagining themselves as the bull or the corner cuck?

Funny enough, I think we have enough info about Nick to know he would certainly fall in the latter category.
The chick. At least according to Diddler Dax, who is I assume the typical cuck porn consumer.
Yes... fine... two unmarried men (Ashton and Andy) allegedly did some degenerate shit a year ago in a city renowned for people doing degenerate shit.
So two known degenerates did degenerate shit in a designated degeneracy zone, which did not involve dosing any nine year olds with cocaine. Big W for Nick, now everyone will forget his crimes and he'll be popular and considered a wholesome Christian trad dad again and his audience will come back, the criminal cases against him will go away, Montagraph will apologize and admit to being a pedophile and pay his legal fees, and he will be given the Nobel Peace Balldo Prize.
 
His crack head gf even confirmed it along with two people who were there, discord leaks etc.
Everybody knows that Warski is an alcoholic and coke addict (no, Nick, you don't stop being an addict when you stop using, you are just a sober addict).
Watching retards having an orgy is probably less embarrassing than exposing his anus and shaking his ginormous ass on stream, like PPP did that one time.
The most embarrassing thing thing in this infodump is the parasocial shit with paypiggies.
 
Which is exactly what Nick is doing all the fucking time.
No, the specific purpose of the lying, manipulation and other forms of deceit in the movie is to make the wife question her own sanity and use her deteriorating mental state to have her institutionalised.

I have no doubt that Nick constantly lies to and manipulates both Kayla and April, and that they do question their own reality as a result, but he's not "gaslighting" his audience or anyone else who has a permanent record to which they can refer to clarify what he said/what happened.
 
Sorry Nick, but I'm still gonna watch Ashton and Andy. At the end of the day, despite their flaws and degeneracy: 1. They're both unmarried men without children.
That's the main thing for me. I give considerably less of a fuck what Ashon and Andy did or didn't do in Vegas for the same same reason I don't care if Legal Mindset spends the rest of his days chasing (adult) pussy across all of Asia. They're all unmarried and childless.

It simply can not be understated how dramatic your opinion of these things changes when you're talking about a married man with five kids.

Contrary to what Nick may think, I'm not a "prude." I just happen to believe in the sanctity of a traditional nuclear family. People used to believe Nick did too.

I have no doubt that Nick constantly lies to and manipulates both Kayla and April, and that they do question their own reality as a result, but he's not "gaslighting" his audience or anyone else who has a permanent record to which they can refer to clarify what he said/what happened.
He attempts to gaslight through the shower calls.

Just because it doesn't work doesn't mean he's not trying it.
 
Saying anything is a W for Rekieta at this point short of him coming to his senses and leaving the internet is laughable
Big W for Nick, now everyone will forget his crimes and he'll be popular and considered a wholesome Christian trad dad again and his audience will come back, the criminal cases against him will go away, Montagraph will apologize and admit to being a pedophile and pay his legal fees, and he will be given the Nobel Peace Balldo Prize.
My absolute favorite thing to poke fun at is when Nick, Juju the Cow, & any other (usually Sektur) denizens take these imagined win conditions seriously. They love to play for the prize of “who is the biggest Internet Cool Guy.” Don’t forget that. They take these made up wins so seriously. Especially if these dumb team sports start attracting cheerleaders.

None of these things are wins, the only win for Balldo is coming to his senses & cleaning up his act. Not falling deeper into the win/ loss carousel of made up bullshit a handful of losers take way too seriously.

Ever wonder why Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, keeps losing respect & is continually devolving into a bigger & bigger loser? It’s because he takes the “winning” so seriously. Same with Nick. It’s a zero sum game. Even some of the guys who engage in this shit, still know that on some level, but their ranks are thinning rapidly. Seeing people ever take it seriously & believe in these win/ loss sums is wild & can be really funny. It’s not real, & it’s not a win. The funny thing is that some people think of the most inane bullshit as a win. That’s why those just watching & laughing, truly gain the most.

Cool things happen naturally & are not dictated by those trying to gain wins. Funny things simply are.
 
You know Nick is reading this thread because he's a narcissist that can't help but lurk to decide how he wants to behave. He thinks he's playing 4D chess but in reality he's a retard playing with his own feces and smearing it on everyone he encounters.
 
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