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What a dumb fat faggot.
Seasoning for steak: salt, pepper.
Maybe butter, maybe garlic. Maybe thyme. And not much.
Period. That's all you need. If you need A1 or something it's a shit steak.
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Seasoning for steak: salt, pepper.
Maybe butter, maybe garlic. Maybe thyme. And not much.
Period. That's all you need. If you need A1 or something it's a shit steak.
biggacracka
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"go back to work, peasant, lord scalfatty needs to conduct his business"
Who the fuck he thinks he is? Kim Jun Un?
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None, he's admitted to eating entire rotochickens there.
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Those both look like less brain-damaged fucking retards than the actual Jack.
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This just shows how dead his taste buds are.
A good steak needs salt and pepper and that's it. I will admit to being a fan of Montreal Steak Spice but that's a preference. I don't need that on my steak. Fatty needs tons of butter to lube it up and GAWRLICK to give it some kind of flavor he can taste.
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Even that is a forgivable presence. You don't really need it, but it's not like some dill and coriander is really going to ruin a steak.
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Steaks also do rather well with a dose of garlic when you panfry them in their butter in my experience; it's honestly the only seasoning I consistently use for them outside of salt and pepper. I also do think you can play around with what you season them, even if it's not needed, since experimentation's fun.
My big issue is this fat homo needing equal amounts of buddur to stake due to having a retarded palate and doubling down on it. The funniest thing about this is he started doing this just to hide all the mashed potatoes he'd eat with his shitty steaks.
My big issue is this fat homo needing equal amounts of buddur to stake due to having a retarded palate and doubling down on it. The funniest thing about this is he started doing this just to hide all the mashed potatoes he'd eat with his shitty steaks.
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Toss in a sprig of rosemary and baste the fucker plenty and you've got about the perfect steak.
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nah, look at those parallel slices-- and you can see faded ones a little further back. dead giveaway:
...jack's cutting.
now, you may wonder: how does a guy with only one arm self-harm that one arm? does he hold the knife in his teeth? no, don't be ridiculous. when the darkness is so intense and the only way to feel alive, to feel real, to feel ANYTHING is to manfully selfmutilate, he hollers for tammy. she grunts in annoyance as she hauls herself off the sagging couch and goes to the medicine cabinet for the special scalpel.
"i'm comin', i'm comin. how many ya need?"
"maybe just two right now. not too deep but... i need to see my own blood. i need to see it, tammy. and taste it. it's the only thing that helps."
"yeah yeah. hold still."
biggacracka
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Holy kino
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This saves me the trouble of imagining the face of a cancer patient who eats only cancer, or the best that all the king's horses and all the king's men could do. Jack ate and stroked himself to the point where he constantly looks like the guy from Robocop who was doused in toxic waste. He always looks like Kenshiro just pointed at him and said "You are already dead."
And here, we have Jack showing off how he has to suck that fork like it's a fat baby's dick to get all the goddamned butter off of it. The tines need to poke his uvula before he can suck it all off and swallow that hunk of meat whole like a monitor lizard, where it likely ends up in one of his lungs to explain all those lovely noises he makes.
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If he as so much knicks the candy claw / dead arm, you can consider that an instant blood infection and jacks death.
If Jack dies eating….who actually wins?
Jack is terrified of death. That’s why he gloms onto anything remotely hopeful like that grifting preacher Jeremy and his prosperity gospel., Jack panics when he considers a world where other people are happy eating things Jack doesn’t exist to eat, so he convinces himself that there is a world everlasting waiting for him with unlimited pullporks, four working limbs, no democrats or minorities, and an audience that appreciates him. Jack knows deep down that he will be worm food and he will be forgotten, but has himself convinced that his suffering here is only temporary until his moralfagging pays off and he gains entry to afterlife for just believing . He’s half right, he will be forgotten (except for us Jack
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Those are burn marks from pulling things out of the oven too early…..his arm hit the upper heating elements / broiler because he can’t bend down far enough due to his gimped body and giant gut, so he goes in at an angle and burns himself
If he as so much knicks the candy claw / dead arm, you can consider that an instant blood infection and jacks death.
If Jack dies eating….who actually wins?
Jack is terrified of death. That’s why he gloms onto anything remotely hopeful like that grifting preacher Jeremy and his prosperity gospel., Jack panics when he considers a world where other people are happy eating things Jack doesn’t exist to eat, so he convinces himself that there is a world everlasting waiting for him with unlimited pullporks, four working limbs, no democrats or minorities, and an audience that appreciates him. Jack knows deep down that he will be worm food and he will be forgotten, but has himself convinced that his suffering here is only temporary until his moralfagging pays off and he gains entry to afterlife for just believing . He’s half right, he will be forgotten (except for us Jack
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Yeah but no. Too parallel. Looks more like a burn to me.
If he needed to cut to see blood he could just do so on his dead arm. It's not like he's feel it. Or he'd cut his leg if he needed to feel the blade. With the arm? A lot more drama than it's worth.
I mean sure the image of him hollering for Hammy to come drag a knife across his arm is funny but it's a but out there.
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Apologies for incoming bad screenshots, am on my phone right now.
Suggested serving:
Jack's portion:
...did he ask for so much extra butter that they just gave him an ice cream scoop of the stuff?
So I initially couldn't believe that that all could be butter, but not only is it just that, but...
Suggested serving:
Jack's portion:
...did he ask for so much extra butter that they just gave him an ice cream scoop of the stuff?
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Is this actually a thing? I've been to a few steakhouses, most mediocre but none of them did something as gross as this is.
...did he ask for so much extra butter that they just gave him an ice cream scoop of the stuff?
I won't even lick butter off knives, it just feels gross.
And youtube decided to recommend this abomination.
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You can actually see that it takes fatty 20 seconds of pretending to chew it before Tammy just cuts the recording because even she sees how ridiculous it is, so he can just swallow a wad of half cooked meat and cold butter, and probably look like he's having a seizure while he does it.
I cannot recall ever ordering a steak at a restaurant, and getting the equivalent of a melon baller full of cold butter on it(normally if a place does that it's been on the side), it just seems unnecessary and disgusting. But yes, this fat fuck asks for extra when he goes to restaurants so it wouldn't surprise me if they used the disher they'd normally use for the mashed potatoes to shut him up.
Of course the other issue with Fatty and his insistence on ordering his steaks blue all the time, the shit's cold again by the time it's on the table, and of course by the time Tammy cuts it up for him it may as well have been in the fridge. You never see him being served a steak that even looks warm.
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A small pat of butter on top? Yes. Usually herbed, with garlic or the famous "Cafe de Paris" which is herbed, garlic and anchovy in it. And it's just a small coin of it. Not a fucking ice cream scoop worth of the stuff.
That's literally got to be something Fatty requested.
Which honestly is fucking gross.
If you add butter to a steak it's supposed to melt. It gives it a lovely sheen and can give the steak a richer and bolder flavor. Fatty just eats cold butter with his cold steak.
And the longer this carnivore larp goes on the worse it is because he's obviously incapable of keeping to the diet.