💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Lol the moron probably balances himself against a wall while he is on the scale and thinks he is getting a legit weight. His wife, who probably helps him do pointless shit like this, most likely doesn't give a fuck about getting anything close to accurate.

Given Jack consistently lies with all the tact and plausibility of a tantrum-throwing toddler being asked if he pooped his pants, I doubt he's running the risk of exercising in the manner you describe. Jack ate his way into being what Andrew Ditch pretends to be.

 

[MeMeWantsSomeChicken]

I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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I'm late and gay, but the source is this classic video:

https://youtu.be/QDnnK7HPdeY

Jack in his prime shilling for Ford, making some bizarre pie eating competition to embarrass his child and his friends...

 

[mitsufan]

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

 

[The Stranger]

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

look up masaokis as well

 

[mitsufan]

look up masaokis as well

that looks awful wtf

 

[AltisticRight]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdIJPB57eSQ
This was lamer than I thought. He made... an Italian meat sauce with beans. He used pork powder for the meatballs to stay carnivore. He didn't bother to saute the vegetables even though he said that was the basic chili recipe. He used the fucking pressure cooker again. When he opened it up, there was a nice 1/2" layer of grease on top. Just awful. He emphasized that his pre-shredded parmigian cheese was aged for two years, two years sitting in your pantry pre-shredded doesn't count. At least put some cumin in to make it 'chili'.

I hate his ear rape introduction so much. I hope someone confines this fat freak and plays it on a loop to torture him.

i love to watch this guys vids while im high bc of how badly he fucks up the food lol

Maybe you should stop destroying what remains of your brain with drugs.
You could just start a cooking channel too, I'm sure you'll do way better than Jack.

 

[mitsufan]

I hate his ear rape introduction so much. I hope someone confines this fat freak and plays it on a loop to torture him.
ITALIAN THEMED CHILI - AI COOKING.mp4


Maybe you should stop destroying what remains of your brain with drugs.
You could just start a cooking channel too, I'm sure you'll do way better than Jack.

im not destroying my brain

 

[biggacracka]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

look up masaokis as well

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

 

[mitsufan]

i hate steak

 

[Takoyaki.86]

I'd also like clarification on what a homeless/chicken house ministry is. Jack would never work with the homeless, couldn't work with animals, and doesn't know the Bible well enough to be a minister. And to copy something from librul big city Chiraq

I have no idea why this posted, sorry.

 

[The Stranger]

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

He's more interesting too. He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

https://youtu.be/__vhIF1_7-A

archive

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He's more interesting too. He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

https://youtu.be/__vhIF1_7-A

archive

That actually looks much worse than Jack's pizzas that he's made. That is impressive

 

[AnOminous]

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.

 

[a terminal posture]

He goes back to Dalt's to try the steak. He complains it would have been a top tier steak but it had no sneezning. He put this much garlic butter (which is definitely not sneezning) on it:

(did the dog scratch his left arm?)

 

[shumai]

that face he’s making is so stupid looking omfg

 

[densedance]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG

 

[biggacracka]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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I can manage a more "intellectually present face" even when high and drunk as fuck. This is the husk of a human. His conscience is long gone and the only thing left are echoes of it. Like the suits in that dr who episode that go "hey, who turned off the lights"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Costco Jack







Doubtful, especially on being a "Solo Filmmaker"



Self awareness, thy name isn't Jack



Ozempic is better than doing a "Carnivore diet" that consists of just pretending to be on one

 

[p1138]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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It's amazing how asymmetrical his head is.
He didn't even cook it, he didn't even cut it up(we know damn well Tammy did), but he manages to still somehow make it look as unappetizing as possible.

"It looks really gud" No, no it fucking doesn't. It looks fucking disgusting. And bitching about the SEEZNING... you can see the pepper from the steak on the fucking plate. Maybe if you didn't swallow more steak than butter, you'd be able to taste the fucking steak. "I like something on my steak" puts half a pound of fucking butter on it...