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Sisters, I don't feel so good........
You know what I find funny? The overwhelming majority of Kiwi Farms' victories come from Kiwis gathering information and Josh refusing to delete it. The lolcow's neuroticism does the rest.
Shut up with your pronoun sperging you dumb faggot this is Kiwi Farms and we'll use whatever goddamn pronouns we like.Counterpoint, Elliot is not a real woman and using she/her to describe him spits in the face of every woman out there.
The person who has spent a significant portion of his life abusing his power over others to get his way shouldn't be given that degree of respect. Elliot is a fat, eye-rotted consent-accidenting manchild.
Who?Shut up with your pronoun sperging you dumb faggot this is Kiwi Farms and we'll use whatever goddamn pronouns we like.
This is kiwifarms and we have a collective history and customs that new sisters like you might not be aware of. Off the top of my head, some of the cultural terms we have built up include: “us,” “she,” “nigger,” and “faggot.” You need to spend some time here and learn our culture before you can start trying to act as a janny. If you really want a crash course, I suggest dm’ing Dyn (tag removed because I didn’t receive consent before mentioning, just trying to protect my fellow sisters).Who?
Liz doesn’t believe she has the moral high ground. She just believes she can use moral grandstanding to get what she wants.Elliot is one of my favorite cows just for his absolute batshittery while fully convinced he has the moral high ground.
CaresThis is kiwifarms and we have a collective history and customs that new sisters like you might not be aware of. Off the top of my head, some of the cultural terms we have built up include: “us,” “she,” “nigger,” and “faggot.” You need to spend some time here and learn our culture before you can start trying to act as a janny. If you really want a crash course, I suggest dm’ing Dyn (tag removed because I didn’t receive consent before mentioning, just trying to protect my fellow sisters).
Awesome. I love Dong Gone inspired music. He should be proud he has inspired such creativity. He even has one to suit his Covid fixation.@teriyakiburns with his videos inspired me to do a song (sort of a song). It says its 4:00 min long but it really is only about the half of it, the rest is dead air and insane talking, which ironically is very fitting. The frog posting last year was one of the funniest things ever so in that spirit I present you some autism...
Lyrics:
I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer
playing with my girls
dog hair on my sweater
I dont care
Switzerland is calling me
I have fond memories
of many consent accidents
mismatched socks and quirky grins
chocolate in my pocket
and pokemons to lure them in
those echoes whisper secrets
secrets everybody knows
joyful days in Switzerland
I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer
accidents on purpose
always finding pleasure
dog hair in my cereal
dog hair everywhere
drunken by my own importance
Kiwi Farms, Switzerland
USA, Australia, Canada
(no one is safe)
dog hair on my sneakers
dog hair on my lovers
Elliot Elliot.mp3
See this shit happens every time he Kool Aid Mans his way in somewhere to try to cry about the mean old flightless bird farmers "harrassing" him.
Who would honestly give a fuck about getting COVID now? Who does he think is so invested in his personal health that he’s going to post health updates as he goes? What the fuck does “CO2 stats” even mean?
I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)The zero COVID types use it as a proxy for ventilation and air purity.
Covid was also the one time the more common variety of control freaks had any sort of power with people to police them over their social distancing.I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)
Dyn is a known poster of shit, troller of retards, and stealer of girlfriends. Watch your step around him.Who?
That and having a constant open wound between his legs that he routinely has to force open.I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)
As for COVID, the current strain(s) have been mild enough that some people don't even know they had it until they received a positive test result. My other best guess why LFJ would be so concerned would be the possibility that SRS causes immunocompromisation issues that might make COVID worse if caught. We all know how hygiene isn't the strongest suit of many convention goers. Also add a dose of hype from LFJ to make COVID seem scarier and more ominous than necessary for anyone who practices proper hygiene and healthy habits.
The fact it sounds like the sort of thing Yoko Ono would record (only with less shrieking) is a nice touch.@teriyakiburns with his videos inspired me to do a song (sort of a song).
Girl talks at play behind the scenesIt’s also strange that when searching for “consent accident” reveals that nothing has been posted for 24 hours.
I thought the Bluesky trannies were being hyperbolic, but he really is a colonizer after all. He's eradicating the tribes that are not useful to him controlling the website.Elliot managed to get the rival blocklist suspended and now he sits back and acts like he had nothing to do with it.