💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

You mean bail her out. The lawsuit is Robinson et al v. The City of Milwaukee et al. Niki is front and center on this lolsuit whether she wants to be or not. She is the first plaintiff mentioned, Her second, better, bankruptcy may come sooner than she thinks.

Lynn is ruthless. I'm guessing she may have a holiday accident planned for Nikki's Pig-Man. Maybe he *chokes to death* on a turkey bone?

In lighter news, Piggy has lost nearly over 4,000 twitter followers since the election. Here's to less than 50k followers by Christmas.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I was bored so here's Rick at the movies

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Watch a patposter being born in real time

 

[Laburnum]

Watch a patposter being born in real time
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This guy must have really stuck in Pat's craw since he's retroactively going through all his tweets and stalker childing them, including one from a year ago

 

[Maude Snew]

Hasn't gained a pound since high school, stalker.

Hasn't earned one either.

 

[Welf Welf]

Watch a patposter being born in real time

Technicality Tomlinson didn't deny the obese comment...

 

[Meriasek]

No worries. You guys also have way more political parties than the USA does, so you need that sort of thing.

Ironically it's boiling down to a two-party system despite there being more parties than ever, because it's now everyone against the far right party, and all politics is just about preventing them now.

Pat: Democrats fixed the schools
Woman: they suck tho
Pat: It's actually the Republicans that are in control of schools

Anything good ever done was done by Democrats, everything bad by Republicans.
So the schools going bad is the fault of Republicans, and the few schools that were fixed was done by Democrats.
It must be nice to be able to maintain such a simple worldview.
But I don't think I'd trade places with Fatirck.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

If we could get the Fatrick AI voice arguing with a Trump-voiced AI reading @Judge Holden posts, that would be excellent. My sides are sweating nervously already.

I quite like the idea of Arnold Schwarzenigger's Terminator reading some of Rick's more threatening posts. Dagoth from the Elder Scrolls was a funny AI from a few months ago on this thread.

He changed it quite recently and I suspect it’s because his original “Your life is already over” flew too close to the sun and he may have gotten a “don’t threaten violence” warning.

His threats don't even make sense. Telling someone that their life is already over sounds like the kind of thing that The Terminator would say before he blows your heard off. Not something you would say to someone who is on their computer laughing at you.

Even more stupid is "You have chosen how this ends for you." He should use the conditional future tense for it to be an actual threat. A pathetic and faggy threat sure.


And that Stalkerhead poster is just killing me!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Telling someone that their life is already over sounds like the kind of thing that The Terminator would say before he blows your heard off.

It reminds me of Kenshiro's "You are already dead." Only in this case it's Hamshiro, Trotter of the North Fat.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

It reminds me of Kenshiro's "You are already dead." Only in this case it's Hamshiro, Trotter of the North Fat.

 

[Two Mile Brick]

Watch a patposter being born in real time
*snip*

My brain was turned off when I was reading the tweet and I saw "bumfuck Wisconsin" and thought the tweet said "He's also cheese". And it took me a minute, reading the next post down and then wondering if calling Pat cheese was a new Funster schtick before I checked again. Pat being referred to as cheese made such perfect sense, as I could see him saying "I am not gouda, stalker child. These are your fondue-lusions again. Enjoy prison."

I quite like the idea of Arnold Schwarzenigger's Terminator reading some of Rick's more threatening posts. Dagoth from the Elder Scrolls was a funny AI from a few months ago on this thread.
*snip*

Gilbert Gottfried has my vote for AI voices.

 

[FinnSven]

Her second, better, bankruptcy may come sooner than she thinks.

The prevailing theory is that Niki’s mother bailed them out over the Quasi affair.

However, why didn’t Niki’s mother bail Niki out over Niki’s bankruptcy?

This was clearly a long time before the lolsuit, so why would Niki’s mother be willing to bail Fatrick, rather than just Niki?

 

[Markorian]

The prevailing theory is that Niki’s mother bailed them out over the Quasi affair.

However, why didn’t Niki’s mother bail Niki out over Niki’s bankruptcy?

This was clearly a long time before the lolsuit, so why would Niki’s mother be willing to bail Fatrick, rather than just Niki?

When was her bankruptcy? She might not have been able to file for another one. Also, most bankruptcy isn't going to absolve legal penalties.

 

[femoralcanal]

Brotherman PorqueDealer brought up some interesting points about SFWA I thought are relevant to this thread.


While there's nothing here that proves the existence of any fires, this in bloc behaviour of SFWA's members sure looks like a lot of pedophilic frivolous-lawsuit-funding smoke to me!

Just to make sure, let's check the smoke alarms in the SFWA's nursery room:

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“I say nothing about the organization except bland things”

What an odd thing to say.

 

[Louis Beans]

The prevailing theory is that Niki’s mother bailed them out over the Quasi affair.

However, why didn’t Niki’s mother bail Niki out over Niki’s bankruptcy?

This was clearly a long time before the lolsuit, so why would Niki’s mother be willing to bail Fatrick, rather than just Niki?

I think its a certainty Lynn bailed them out for paying Quasi. Isn't the house actually hers, she just gave it to Nikki? She probably preferred paying it off before more debt accrued rather than having a lien on it and ending up in the hole for way more down the line.

 

[FinnSven]

I think its a certainty Lynn bailed them out for paying Quasi. Isn't the house actually hers, she just gave it to Nikki? She probably preferred paying it off before more debt accrued rather than having a lien on it and ending up in the hole for way more down the line.

It’s the prevailing theory because lack of evidence for another source for that amount of money.

The SFWA guild swooping in for the rescue was floated but generally agreed to be very unlikely.

I am not arguing against Niki’s mother being the paypig, I don’t have any decent counter theory which either hasn’t been posited or almost certainly impossible.
E.g. Fatrick’s family having a load of money, Fatrick getting a new advance for tiny Tim, Fatrick having a secret vault of gold under the pepperoni basement.

It’s that I wondered why she would front that much money for her daughter and problem child husband, but not find a rescue for her daughter from bankruptcy.
Maybe if she didn’t have the kind of money to totally cover the business issues, but surely someone with money to eventually cover a frivolous lawsuit backfiring, would have enough financial savvy and pull to arrange a better outcome for Niki regarding creditors?

 

[Markorian]

The SFWA guild swooping in for the rescue was floated but generally agreed to be very unlikely.

According to a post that's pretty reliably attributed to piggy himself, SFWA ghosted them after the loss.

 

[Meriasek]

Dagoth from the Elder Scrolls was a funny AI from a few months ago on this thread.

Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Fatrick, my old friend. But to this place, where restraining orders are filed, why have you come unprepared?
Come, Fatrick, child or stalker, come. Come and look upon the Rustang, and Hoolies.
Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a stalker child!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s that I wondered why she would front that much money for her daughter and problem child husband, but not find a rescue for her daughter from bankruptcy.

I can think of tons of reasons to do one and not the other - after all, bankruptcy won't remove the judgement (not even divorce would, I believe) and it's quite likely that the "actual consequences" of bankruptcy would be deemed "minor and good" for a wayward child to go through.

But I suspect it's directly tied to Nikki filing suit against the MPD almost instantly afterwards; a deal has been made that they'll "pay it back" once the MPD coughs up.