💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Obnoxious Asshole said:
I think he knows that now. I’m sure the reason he came unglued last week is he got the CPS recommendation and they saw right through his bullshit. So Nick gave up all pretense and lives as Lord Balldo of Crackets openly.
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Totally. Nick if nothing else is lazy as hell, just underneath being a pathological liar and trying to protect his ego.

He still has to trick his trust fund parents into not ever going online to see the real nick.

But since lie after lie after lie after lie has been disproven online he has accepted a lot of what just up until recently he would get worked up about an fact offended if anyone suggested it.

I really wonder if the parents are just in such denial or are somehow functional retards that they fall for the lies and ignore their own eyes.

Disheveled state of the house, cops saying your granddaughter maxed out the cocaine test, having to have it spelled out to you during a police interview that regardless of what your liar fuckup son says, he is a drug addict, has been super high on drugs, and you have no experience with recognizing drug addiction or what a person is like on drugs.

I want to hope that they’re just naive but really, there is a point where you have to just cut the fuckup son off like a gangrenous limb and try to recover what you can by protecting the next generation in the grandkids.

Or maybe they are just that selfish and don’t want to “waste their retirement” raising five kids. Just like nick doesn’t want to raise his five kids, and never has, and just wants to smash retard box on cocaine in LA with pedophile “comedians”.
 
Mouse Cop quoting Balldo said:
The balldo is representative of my firm belief in exploring sexuality with your partner and destigmatizing the bedroom.
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No you dumb crackhead faggot, the Balldo is representative of what a gigantic impotent weak faggot cuck you are, and the fact you admitted to it is representative of what a gigantic retard you are on top of that, what a joke, what a ludicrous excuse for a man.

In short, it's representative of exactly why you're a lolcow.
Annealing Crater said:
Now that the wife beating is confirmed, I guess we can explain all the mysterious bruises. Nick must be as good at beating women as he is at being a lawyer.
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Remember when he was furiously denying being a wife beater, back when he wasn't even being accused of it, while wearing a wifebeater shirt?

He furiously denied a lot of other things too, including abusing his kids, another thing he wasn't even being accused of at the time.
I Will Be Us said:
He probably has this personality type even without drugs, but it reminds me of what he told Aaron: "you know your stress level is here? Coke makes your ability to handle it up to here."
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This just shows what a brain-charred permanent retard he is at this point. He's snorted himself tarded. Cocaine addicts, like Nick, are known for their hair-trigger tempers, just like Nick has. This faggot has yet to be beaten hard enough by the world.
Fapcop said:
Nick never got paid AFAIK. The balldo wasn’t a sponsored product.
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He does it for free.
TheRaptorJesus said:
Any updates on that poor dog?
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Let's just say that stroganoff didn't actually have "wagyu" in it.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
Posting crosses on Golgotha to stir up the Nick demon when he reads his thread

Suffer, demon
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For the people who are willing to credence the existence of God and the devil but don’t think Nick is possessed because he’s clearly acting within the power of his own wicked agency, consider the condition of demonic obsession, wherein the affected individual is targeted by an entity that is driving it mad:

Short form, this is basically a metaphysical conceptualization of “demons” the way people talk about them when they talk about “wrestling with your demons.” Just because you haven’t handed them the keys doesn’t mean they still can’t be your backseat driver.

Whether literally or metaphorically, I think we all agree that Nick is wrestling with his demons and losing. It is conceivable Nick’s demons are backseat driving the Lawpope, and likely they’ve been doing it for a long time.

Per Fr. Gabriele Amorth, exorcist:

“Diabolic obsession. Symptoms include sudden attacks, at times ongoing, of obsessive thoughts, sometimes even rationally absurd, but of such nature that the victim is unable to free himself. Therefore the obsessed person lives in a perpetual state of prostration, desperation, and attempts at suicide. Almost always obsession influences dreams. Some people will say that this is evidence of mental illness, requiring the services of a psychiatrist or a psychologist. The same could be said of all other forms of demonic phenomena. Some symptoms, however, are so inconsistent with known illnesses that they point with certainty to their evil origins. Only an expert and well-trained eye can identify the crucial differences.”
— An Exorcist Tells His Story: Fr. Gabriele Amorth on the Power of Satan.

Of interest:
A significant sign of the origin of an obsession is the presence of a block, partial or total, toward prayer, or an unmotivated hatred toward everything that is sacred or has a reference toward the sacred.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I can see it. Rekieta shares a lot with Dutch with the added bonus of also being a cuckold.
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Annealing Crater said:
"I got a plan. This is a good one. This is the last gayop that we are ever gonna pull. Just one more W to own Aaron and the nerds and we're off to Jamaica. I know a friendly bull who can take us there, we just need bring him our wife."
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I wrote quite a bit about it in earlier posts, what really got me thinking about it was his legal strategy, it really reminds me of Dutch's plan. It's impulsive and stupid, and destined to fail at every turn, but when it does he he immediately acts as if every failure was planned or unimportant. But also there's stuff like his tendency towards stupid and impulsive actions because of his emotions, like seeking retribution by hacking Aaron.

Since then I've been thinking a little about it. I see more parallels, but nothing as obvious. The sort of parasocial culty relationship Nick has with the fans on locals, and the whole "Rekieta Crime Family" really reminds me of the culty elements of the gang in the game.

Ralph however is almost exactly Bill Williamson.

  • Hides out in Mexico to avoid US authorities
  • Wanted for crimes he committed on behalf of Dutch/Nick
  • Known for abusing women/rape
  • Retarded and fat
  • Inferiority complex that leads him to boast and lash out
  • Insecurity in his own masculinity leading him to posture as a very manly man
  • Racist yet associates with and talks of loving mexicans
  • Is ultimately doomed to be brought to justice
Maybe some of these are a stretch, but I think if you put him in that little folded hat, Ralph would be a dead ringer for Bill.
 
AnOminous said:
No, it was vomit. But he called it that.
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That was so wrong in so many levels - who fucking eats stroganoff with pasta to begin with - but I wont sperg out, just one thing that I see over and over when people are trying to "improve" stroganoff: dont fucking use tomatoes... canned, fresh, passata or anything but ketchup. Ketchup is already a bastardization of the correct and infinitely better recipe: mustard (not the yellow) and paprika, but it at least has something resembling spices, like clover or oyster sauce; tomatoes are straight up wrong.
 
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The Golgotha crosses worked, he's seething.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo. The name "Balldo" is a combination of "balls" and "dildo" - it's a contraption you can put on your testicles if you want to use them for sex as a replacement penis. During his sponsor segment Nick proudly announced that he tested the contraption before talking about it on stream.
Back then Nick was presenting himself as a Christian family man with center-right libertarian views who discusses political and legal matters, so this kind of sponsorship, the amount of effort he put into it and the fact that he's discussing details his sex life so openly was a little surprising to his regular audience.
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He was never sponsored, he was literally an unpaid shill. He did the “this is so stupid”, but kept bringing it up for months. Eventually doing an “ironic” review.

He eventually got something, but the company literally went bankrupt.
 
uhoh spaghettios said:
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The Golgotha crosses worked, he's seething.
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A SUDDEN COMMOTION AT THE REKIETA HOUSE.

Sounds of things being smashed, and loud, rythmic THUDS penetrate to the the living room where the kids and Kayla are sitting.

The oldest react with a dismissive smirk and rolling their eyes.

The youngest look alarmed.

Kayla doesn’t seem to hear it, but finally tears herself away from the phone, where a handsome law enforcement officer of sorts is wooing her.

“NICK! Is everything ok?” She calls out.

The rhythmic THUDS stop, and a minute later Nick Rekieta responds. Howling like an injured animal.

“NOOOOO! THE INTERNET IS MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN!”
 
chalkyresidue said:
Whether literally or metaphorically, I think we all agree that Nick is wrestling with his demons and losing. It is conceivable Nick’s demons are backseat driving the Lawpope, and likely they’ve been doing it for a long time.
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If the fight goes anything like last night's Paul vs Tyson fight I am going to eat my shoe.
 
AnOminous said:
No you dumb crackhead faggot, the Balldo is representative of what a gigantic impotent weak faggot cuck you are, and the fact you admitted to it is representative of what a gigantic retard you are on top of that, what a joke, what a ludicrous excuse for a man.
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The irony is that Nick, by trying to destigmatize the bedroom has just reaffirmed why it needs to be stigmatized
 
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