💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fapcop]

So who's the bigger whore, April or Kayla?

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has anyone speculated that Nick is just an old-fashioned deeply closeted gay?

Just say “Fuck you, I’m not reading even one page of this thread before I post.”

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Larry Lawton, formerly a prolific jewel thief, has a lot of good videos on prison life and how to stay out of trouble. Much of it is that Mutt's Law is mainly bullshit, and the real reason you get your ass beat is you can't refrain from tarding out, being filthy and smelling, pissing off your cellmate by making messes and not cleaning them up, and just general attitude.

One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.

 

[Fapcop]

The funniest part is how textbook addict this is. Nick thinks he’s special, but he’s just a garden variety drunk who believes he’s the exception to all of the truths about addicts.

You mean kinda like Nick confused being at the right time, at the right place and hosting a varied panel of entertaining lawyers, with a public love for Nick Rekieta: Social media expert and extraordinarily talented entertainer?

A narc ego is a helluva drug.

 

[Captain Manning]

And considering what they do even when there are legal penalties, imagine what these freaks would do if the lolbert dream came true and all the laws against their evil shit were repealed.

It would be a hellscape. I appreciate freedom as much as the next American, but there are limits.

I used to think libertarianism was cool. Then I grew the fuck up. It's a ideology that mainly appeals to people that have the mentality of a teenager.

There's no way Nick could have done the steps unless he was attempting a speed run and if he was then he didn't really do them .

We know he didn't do the steps because he couldn't get past step 1.

He doesn't even consider himself a recovering addict. He said he didn't belong in an addiction recovery program, and mocked the people that were there.

 

[AnOminous]

One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.

Even "jailhouse lawyers" need to be competent and get good results, or at least do a good job with a bad case.

Balldo would absolutely fuck up someone's case and get them sent up the river and they'd stomp him to death in the yard.

Larry Lawton is a better lawyer than Nick and isn't even a lawyer.

 

[Fapcop]

One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.

I can also imagine Nick getting his ass beat and hiding in his cell 24/7, because he told Jerome that he could totally get him off: “Trust me bro! I’m a lawyer!” instead of “Chances of success are small, but it won’t hurt to file!”

 

[Desktop User2]

Has anyone speculated that Nick is just an old-fashioned deeply closeted gay?

Well, the whole sequence of events of this weekend started because people were making fun of Rackets lusting for Aaron´s cock, so take it as you will...

 

[TherapyMan]

I don't know if there's a one-size-fits-all answer to this question, but I have noticed many of the Balldoguards he's got left are hardcore lolbertarians with shady pasts.

The problem is there's this group of other people, many of whom are in the other category of lolberts. Those are the ones who don't want laws because laws tell them not to do the absolutely evil shit they would otherwise get up to, and they often have shady pasts, since being low-functioning sociopaths, they have incredibly poor impulse control and do whatever shady shit comes into their tiny little minds.

Ultimately, the remaining Balldoguards continue their endorsement of Nick's behavior so that they can justify their own shitty behavior to themselves. Same with the people who still stick around to paypig Ralph. For as much people talk about political ideology as some sort of intellectual exercise, the vast majority of people take a "What Political Viewpoint Benefits Me the Most / Feels the Most Right" perspective and then retroactively justify it.

The people who still side with Nick, whether for emotional, political, or sentimental reasons are cut from the same cloth as Nick himself and excusing Nick excuses themselves. Regular lolberts would be turned off by Nick's antics because even though Nick's crimes really have no consistent squaring with their political ideology, most libertarians would intuitively be put-off by Nick's total flouting of social and moral norms. Hence, only the real shitbag Lolberts remain nowadays. The people who want Nick to be forgiven because they want that same forgiveness for themselves.

I used to think libertarianism was cool. Then I grew the fuck up. It's a ideology that mainly appeals to people that have the mentality of a teenager.

Deeply uncurious people who have no desire to understand the sophisticated system that keeps their lives relatively safe and happy, yet want to tear it all down anyways because sometimes it tells them that they have to do something they don't like.

 

[Gangster Baby]

Just say “Fuck you, I’m not reading even one page of this thread before I post.”

Reading is for FAT NERDS

 

[AnOminous]

I can also imagine Nick getting his ass beat and hiding in his cell 24/7, because he told Jerome that he could totally get him off: “Trust me bro! I’m a lawyer!” instead of “Chances of success are small, but it won’t hurt to file!”

At the tard tier he's operating on, it isn't just that he'd fail to pull off the impossible, it's that he'd actively make the case even worse for the appellant.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

Honestly cheering for you and her to make it you sick depraved man

 

[DickMain]

Larry Lawton is a better lawyer than Nick and isn't even a lawyer.

That's not exactly fair. Neither is Nick

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Kayla: Nick, I want to engage in degenerate swinger sex.
Nick: Okay!

I think it was more like:
Nick: We'll engage in some degenerate swinging, dear.
Kayla: OK, Nick.
Nick: It was your idea and I reluctantly agreed.
Kayla: Thank you for agreeing, Nick.
[Kayla goes away, takes a pill and explores the final frontier]

 

[Mandatory User Name]

There's no way Nick could have done the steps unless he was attempting a speed run and if he was then he didn't really do them .

Nick did speed run his court appointed AA (or whatever) meetings, he bragged on stream about doing three a week instead of one so he would get it over with quicker. Most likely so he could go straight back to drinking and drugs.

 

[AltisticRight]

Talking about metabolites, scientist Nick
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The faggy skelly that goes to chiropractors, sends his own fucking children to chiropractors and thinks CBD quack oil does anything is here to announce that a METABOLITE, a product of METABOLISM is produced OUTSIDE of the human body.
Even if you know nothing about biochemistry, you can infer from the name of this type of molecules that it's a byproduct of something that happens inside the human body.

Fucking retard. I'd love to see him use this as a defence.
>Your honour, it metabolises outside of the human body
>Judge with 12+ years of experience in biochemistry: it... what?
I hope the judge sentences him to redo primary school, but then that's irresponsible knowing his proclivities towards "jokes" sexualising children and associates like Patrick Alan Melton (M.A.P.). He'll probably call Stacey a cupholder and get shoved into the lockers again.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.

You can fix her.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

The faggy skelly that goes to chiropractors, sends his own fucking children to chiropractors and thinks CBD quack oil does anything is here to announce that a METABOLITE, a product of METABOLISM is produced OUTSIDE of the human body.
Even if you know nothing about biochemistry, you can infer from the name of this type of molecules that it's a byproduct of something that happens inside the human body.

Fucking retard. I'd love to see him use this as a defence.
>Your honour, it metabolises outside of the human body
>Judge with 12+ years of experience in biochemistry: it... what?
I hope the judge sentences him to redo primary school, but then that's irresponsible knowing his proclivities towards "jokes" sexualising children and associates like Patrick Alan Melton (M.A.P.). He'll probably call Stacey a cupholder and get shoved into the lockers again.

Since we're back on metabolites I want to mention something that bothers me.

Hey Nick, want to know why your daughter might maybe have different cocaine-related metabolites in her blood? It's because the metabolites of cocaine use change when someone mixes it with alcohol.

So yeah, different metabolites doesn't really hurt the narrative against you. We can easily imagine you accidentally (or willfully) exposing your kids to cocaine, but we've seen how you lick up every single drop of booze. So maybe she just wasn't also drunk the whole time like you were.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Also: Nick is EXACTLY the type of terminally online junkie who’d try to wiggle out.

You can bet your house that within a few hours of being told there’s no way out of getting occasionally tested, he’d be online googling how to beat drug tests, detection time for different drugs, where to buy clean urine, what substances they don’t test for, etc, etc.

Nick would do it just out of pure spite, because NOBODY, no county NERD gets to tell the mighty Rekieta what he can or can not do.

As for beating drug tests, there’s a whole fucking industry online that sells you everything from fake cocks with clean pee to clean piss. Just like there’s a huge black market for analogies of drugs that will get you high, but that they don’t test for.

The best indicator of sobriety is behavior.

Does this man come across as clean, sane and sober?!

If current day Nick is sober Nick, he should go back on drugs.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

30 pages since I last checked before work...
Lads and Ladies of Balldowood forest. I don't think I can keep up on rekieta anymore.

is this the balldo curse acting again? get well soon
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Are we sure he isn't at the hospital from chasing an ambulance?

Teach me your ways, master:

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At this point I'm of a mind to just buy a controlling stake in CliffsNotes' parent company solely to sic 'em on this thread.

I'm going to need coke just to keep up with rekieta at this point.

My god even Dear Feeder can't keep up. Okay I feel better I'm still a "young man" in the game when I am not the only ones struggling with this.

She deleted this tweet six minutes after posting it.

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I'm starting to feel its all real.
There's too many moving parts.
The wet brained midwit can't control it anymore.
Inviting an obnoxiously loud, retarded, pedophile #2 into the situation to "own Aaron" while trying to tard wrangle April whose mental state is deteriorating rapidly and keep his wife in a zombified state on drugs. On top of having his parents and the state breathe down his neck as he neglects his kids. Is starting to be too much for Nick who just wants to drink, party, and be sassy on twitter. So everything is starting to break at once while he runs back and forth trying to fix the cracks in the dam starting to form and burst.

I think I found it.

The con of the blessing is you are also a retard.

So who's the bigger whore, April or Kayla?

Nick
April right after that though.

Kayla is just a failure of a mother.