💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
We live in such a hellhole dystopia you can tell the whole world your plans to give black market abortions on Le Orange Man’s #1 Simp’s website.
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I know that he and his frumpy wife already own a fart couch, but they should also invest in a fainting couch given his womanly histrionics.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
His book was made into a movie and has another publishing deal. He also managed to find one of the few good looking Indians out there to marry. He won the Ohio Senate with 32.224%, around 9% more than Josh. He majored in Political Science. Seems to me that Vance is quite charismatic and does well in politics while Patrick here always gets on peoples nerves and needs others to help with his politics because he can't think for himself.
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On a side note, his marriage was approved by Amy Chua, the tiger mom herself. He also went from dirt poor white trash to where he is now.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
On a side note, his marriage was approved by Amy Chua, the tiger mom herself. He also went from dirt poor white trash to where he is now.
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That's due to his grandparents raising him most likely. They did such a good job he took their surname before marriage.
 
Judge Holden said:
EDIT: oh gawd he is simultaniously prison oinking AND pigsplaining the law professor from earlier
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Does this retard not even realize his own logic doesn't make sense? He (fatly) insists that Trump is currently ineligible for office and everyone else is just too stupid or cowardly to say that. So he wants them to hold a vote to reinstate Trump's eligibility... which he then wants them to intentionally not pass so that Trump can, if Rick's correct, continue being ineligible, but super ultra for real this time?

What point is there in this, Rick? If Trump is actually ineligible, then you would NOT want a vote that could reinstate that. You wanting to hold a fucking vote on his eligibility shows that he has eligibility, you adipose-brained fuckwit.
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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Someone more versed in Pat lore should recall if he posted about the Rittenhouse Trial, because I guarantee Ricky wasn't such a fan of juries back then.
 
You think Professor Jennifer Taub is going to get the Lesley treatment now that she has crossed the Man of Pig? I'm thinking yes. His raging misogyny will not permit any other course.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
USA is looking better and better to move my family to.
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Have you not been paying attention? Under Trump's regime there will be NO. MORE. IMMIGRANTS. CHILD! Unless you want to make hotel beds. We need immigrants to do that. It's a lost art to Americans. You'll need to get an H-1B visa, since it is a highly technical skill. And learn to speak Spanish so you can understand your supervisors.
 
Fat advocating to use cash or pre-paid cards is because that's how his fartbox gives him an allowance, mitigating the risk of costing another $80k.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
After all, jail's probably better than the hovel anyway.
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He'd love being passed around for desserts and cigarettes. I wonder how much he'd ragepig if asked if he's enjoying prison.

Plus people would actually steal his belongings and/or attempt to murder him. He'd be in hog heaven.
TheMeanOne said:
If Pat would get off his ass and get a job even in retail, being around people and doing things rather than ruminating all day would make his life better.
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Wrong as always, stalker. If he did that, who would blackpill the public about the very near police state/gulags/genocide? Who would correcT the recorD, child? I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison.
Judge Holden said:
Gonna be one hell of an awkward moment when President Trump joins us in stalker prison while still serving as President,
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Nigga I damn near choked on my blueberries. You almost enjoyed prison for Felony Gay Retard Murder.
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Joker arc when?
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Getting gang raped and murdered in prison? Let's hope not.
 
John_Smith said:
Have you not been paying attention? Under Trump's regime there will be NO. MORE. IMMIGRANTS. CHILD! Unless you want to make hotel beds. We need immigrants to do that. It's a lost art to Americans. You'll need to get an H-1B visa, since it is a highly technical skill. And learn to speak Spanish so you can understand your supervisors.
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My grandfather stole a dogtag from an American soldier during WW2 to come to America to get away from the Nazi's and the killing. I'm sure I can get back in. Plus my wife and three of my kids are Jews. I'm sure there's a "legal" backdoor for us. I fully trust "The Plan".
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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What kind of books Patrick?

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Vice versa ya mong

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We live in such a hellhole dystopia you can tell the whole world your plans to give black market abortions on Le Orange Man’s #1 Simp’s website.

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Joker arc when?
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Look at this supremely unlikable doofus talking about Jury Nullification. Any jury that hears Pat testify will turn against him instantly and look for reasons to convict, not acquit. The Trump voters aren't going to sidle up to him and beg him to start a civil war or anything else. For one thing, if it comes to civil war Trump voters are sure they'll win, since the other side is full of trannies and Pats. Fatso's fantasies are puerile, undetailed, and full of magical thinking. Do you think he's actually annoying his senator's office drones with orders to hold a vote and somehow keep Trump from office? It's not going to happen Pat. Keep calling, though, maybe you can get yourself placed on a list.
 
Apparently Trump wants concealed carry throughout the States again. Now is your time Patrick! Go show those MAGA's!
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Jury Nullification is just this side of sanity, the next stop is down the path to sovcit.

I can't fucking wait.
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No, child. Subject matter jurisdiction has not been proven.
Good for you, child. I will now return to my cell and have a shower.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Jury Nullification is just this side of sanity, the next stop is down the path to sovcit.

I can't fucking wait.
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I hadn't even considered sovcit Pat. Please please please Santa give me this for next year. I need to see Pat 'renounce' his citizenship, roll around in his 'vessel' magnetizing traffic stops and getting his window busted open weekly.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Apparently Trump wants concealed carry throughout the States again. Now is your time Patrick! Go show those MAGA's!
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Rick doesn't need permission, he's so fat he could conceal the planet Jupiter but sadly he barely has the upper body strength to carry a Derringer.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
>pat demands jury nullification
>jury returns to court nullified
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"Judge child, you are telling me the jury is hung? Every single one of them? May I see?"

Would be even funnier if there was an actual Judge Child in his case.
 
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🇺🇸 :tomlinson:ENJOY PRISON SQUEALING - MAGA EDITION - DAY 6:tomlinson:🇺🇸
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38 enjoy prisons in total.
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Only 1 childing.

Take yesterday's report of 474, add in 38 and 1, we have:

474 + 38 + 1 = 513 :tomlinson:

We have passed the 500 milestone so quickly, baby children. Wait for the knock. :tomlinson: 🎉
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Any jury that hears Pat testify will turn against him instantly and look for reasons to convict, not acquit.
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"We the jury find the defendant fat and gay as fuck with some huge bitch tits guilty of...'

"No, child. You don't. Never committed any crime. Enjoy prison."

No clue if there'd be more gasps of horor or sides entering orbit in that courtroom.
 
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