💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

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Yeah people family oriented Catholics rather risk getting deported than having their kids willingly end their bloodline and abort their grandkids who would’ve thunk?

"I honestly now WANT mass deportations of the undocumented family members of Latinos and their entire families until they understand what they've done to us all."

But Latinos voted more for Harris? And you want deportations of American citizens?

Another red flag tweet from Patrick S. Terroristson.
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"Trump has the House, Senate, White House, and Supreme Court. He is in total control of the country."

1. Trump only has one of those, the others are different people. And they're all limited by the law.
2. Trump had this in 2017-2019 too.
3. Elon has total control of Twitter but you make it a point to claim that you shitting yourself publicly prevents him from having it.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Anyway, is the half-house no longer a half-home? Was the purloined patio furniture secretly moved to Niki's mom's house for future bachelorette pad furnishing? Tune in next season!

it's always weirded me the fuck out that Patrick and Niki don't share a last name, yet we're supposed to believe they're happily married and all that. their relationship has always stunk at face value, and i'm not referring to the niggerbraps. i'm only familiar with typical relationship stats insofar as how bad dating is these days, but not how prevalent it is that husband and wife don't share last names (a.k.a, family names). this can't be common. why is Niki a Robinson and Patrick a Tomlinson? why isn't it Patrick and Niki Tomlinson or Patrick and Niki Robinson?

 

[IglyUglyOh]

it's always weirded me the fuck out that Patrick and Niki don't share a last name, yet we're supposed to believe they're happily married and all that. their relationship has always stunk at face value, and i'm not referring to the niggerbraps. i'm only familiar with typical relationship stats insofar as how bad dating is these days, but not how prevalent it is that husband and wife don't share last names (a.k.a, family names). this can't be common. why is Niki a Robinson and Patrick a Tomlinson? why isn't it Patrick and Niki Tomlinson or Patrick and Niki Robinson?

Niki was already running a business when they met. And Patrick was already divorced once. If you’re a businesswoman and your name flip flops too often it can be awkward.

As a side note what a fucking menagerie at their Moth events! JFC imagine some motivated young college student turning up and seeing…that. They wouldn’t stay. It’s like the island of misfit toys!

Yikes.

 

[Something Awful]

The honeymoon is over, but they'll always have Auschwitz.

 

[MilkThePig]

Now Pat, he has mass appeal.

He certainly does (he's the size of a planet and has gravitational pull as a result).

 

[AutoClownMaker]

He certainly does (he's the size of a planet and has gravitational pull as a result).

Dense and degenerate matter does explain his seemingly small size yet attracting over 3680+ pages of people making comments.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Now Pat, he has mass appeal.

He has to appeal his fat ass off the fart couch every day.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

How do you think he manages to catch his pepperoni? Those pepperoni can run so much faster than him but his gravitational pull is too great

I just visualize him rolling down the stairs like the boulder from the first Indiana Jones movie:

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Misc. Patrickless, Happy Niki Pics from The Moth:

Look at her in these, no beat up leggings or sloppy sandals. Appropriate clothing, clean hair, life in her eyes. It's amazing what being outside Fatricks orbit does for a woman.

 

[Maude Snew]

it's always weirded me the fuck out that Patrick and Niki don't share a last name, yet we're supposed to believe they're happily married and all that. their relationship has always stunk at face value, and i'm not referring to the niggerbraps. i'm only familiar with typical relationship stats insofar as how bad dating is these days, but not how prevalent it is that husband and wife don't share last names (a.k.a, family names). this can't be common. why is Niki a Robinson and Patrick a Tomlinson? why isn't it Patrick and Niki Tomlinson or Patrick and Niki Robinson?

Well they do have the son part in the end of their names in common. Not an actual son though, don't be silly, not even she's stupid enough to have a kid with Fat Rick of all people.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I call it, Patrick S. Tomlinson will win the Lolcow of the Year award in 2025.

No, child. He won't. Fat Rick can't ever let the idiots win, and this applies to everyone. Mama Raven said so. Enjoy prison.

I was a grumpy gus this morning as I got up to train, knowing work is going to be a shitshow. This thread helped improve my mood tremendously. It also got me some bedhead-murder-glare from my wife for cackling like Cocksucker Harris at 0430. You all are alright people.

But hey, fuck it. Whatever happens today at work, I'll be just fine since I'm not a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

it's always weirded me the fuck out that Patrick and Niki don't share a last name, yet we're supposed to believe they're happily married and all that

I bet he'll say that he's such a massive feminist that he thinks it's immoral to "force" a woman to take your last name.

 

[Judge Holden]

I have high hopes for the day. Pig is full of impotent fury and impotent impotence and his doomer schtick is leaking out even now on threads

 

[Piggle Rick]

Her fellow students have looked him up. And she's been picked on with 'just like your dad - you are a spaz like him' because kids are nasty cruel works, especially teen aged girls.

I’d like to think she’s not using his surname and that nobody knows of the connection. I feel sorry for the poor kid.

(Please, nobody look into her whereabouts and legal name, it’s not her fault her mother fucked a fat lolcow.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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USA is looking better and better to move my family to.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Will Patrick travel to Washington D.C. this time if the inaugration of President-Elect Donald J. Trump is inevitable?
Propably going to pussy out and whine about on X and other social media, but I'm still optimistic we will finally see Patrick's inverse "Fedsmoker" arc.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Damn I love blackpill pat arc. All that smugness and superiority gone

 

[RussianParasite]

Will Patrick travel to Washington D.C. this time if the inaugration of President-Elect Donald J. Trump is inevitable?
Propably going to pussy out and whine about on X and other social media, but I'm still optimistic we will finally see Patrick's inverse "Fedsmoker" arc.

If you recall, Patrick complained about the LITERAL NAZI RALLY (normal RNC convention) that took place right there in his home town. Like the coward he is, he sat fatly on Twitter and did absolutely nothing about it. Actual, real-life tough guy.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As featured on their website:

More like Milwaukee StorySLAMPIG, yesno?

 

[In the Sick of It]

You may have seen the picture of Patrick at a Moth event from March of last year. Niki kept alive her proud streak of not being photographed with Patrick (or at least looking fucking miserable if she has no alternative).

In every group photo I see Rick in, he tends to be one of the tallest and fattest people there, but always seems to put himself up front instead of in the back with the other taller people. In this photo he's fatly crowding the woman next to him. I bet when people try to get people to move around for a better group photo he acts like he has lard in his ears and doesn't understand until they just give up and snap the photo with his fat head blocking someone else's view.