🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
Does anyone have that AI pic of Sam from season 1 where he’s standing in the destroyed kitchen with an AR
 
BYE BYE
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This isnt famous house.. its actually a famous neighborhood. the neighborhood winner walks away with 1 mil
Ted and Smack made it to house 2 where they can win 250,000
The "famous neighborhood" runs the houses in different seasons not simultaneously
Freeloaders aren't eligible for any grand prizes
It's all ran by a multi-millionaire
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He's now asking them "who believes they're on a show called Famous Neighbourhood" and laughing at them
 
Holy FUCK that reveal was kino. That fake Hulu promo was convincing, then it just jumped to a slideshow of pics from last seasons and it confused the hell out of the fish. Watching them try to figure it out nearly had me on the floor rolling. Forget who, but one of them said the pic of Schitty from season 2.5 was "some Hills Have Eyes shit" and another one was wondering if Airsoftfatty was an AI generated character. They're clueless. STILL.

And then Jason motherfucking Goldstriker came in, smashed the TV and announced the rice challenge for Fishbucks (which are the same as Famous bucks). 10/10 segue into Fishtank.

Well done, Sam and Jet, well done.
 
Sam just brought them all back into Den and revealed that "Computer" is the live audience, and that EVERYTHING HAS BEEN LIVE 24/7 since they entered.

Edit: Sam just explained to the fish that Ted was indeed removed because he said the term "TTS". He also just told them that Smack's family complained that she was on this show, and that is also why she was removed. And ALSO just told them that yes, they are on FISHTANK. The facade has entirely been destroyed.

Sam also says the casting cost $30,000.
 
If I'm understanding right, gaylord missed that entire reveal because he was sulking in the bedroom.
 
LaRon tapped out right when it got real lmao. Probably for the best since his candyass couldn't handle the hell house.
If I'm understanding right, gaylord missed that entire reveal because he was sulking in the bedroom.
Not entirely. He was coping and seething in a corner by the front door while Sam did the rice challenge.
 
The fish are starting to melt down over the reveal that they're being live streamed and their original show was fake, or if the reveal itself was fake. The camera kept cutting to La'Ron, who was disassociating in the bunk
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Some of the girls came in to update him and he's demanding to the camera that production brings him his phone
 
LaRon is now packing his shit and demanding that the staff bring him his phone so he can leave. He is now trying to convince Alexis and Peyton to also pack their stuff and leave with him.

Peyton is going FULL ON MELTDOWN, sobbing and screaming at anyone that enters the bedroom that her, Alexis, and LaRon are in.

Edit: Peyton is under the impression that if they leave, they do not get their personal belongings back for some reason??? And now she is upset that if she leaves she doesn't get her phone back. TTS is now begging them all to stay, telling them that this is absolutely just part of the game and if they leave they are fucking up.
 
Peyton literally yelling for Alex B to get out because she cant take his shit right now is the most rawest moment in FT ever.
 
Come home from work to see Sam completely fucked up the show and is probably going to lose half of the cast. My only question is why? Why ruin everything two weeks in when the gaslighting was working? What the fuck Sam
Because we are in week 2 of big brother but we are here to see fishtank
 
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