💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 172 24.5%
  • Total voters
    702
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Whoa buddy!

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Nick really thinks that he's a superstar, maybe two years ago he was close to being something, not quite there yet but still a rising star as an e-celebrity. At this point though Nick's only worth is in being the subject of Mockery, he's finished, he's a nobody with barely any influence left (and that's being generous).

Trying to get the attention of Ana Kasparian as if he wasn't just a piece of shit on the bottom of her shoe is quite pathetic. Imagine simping for one of your (pseudo) alogs. (I say this as someone who detests the TYT sphere).

Third World Aristocrat said:
Now that April left the Balldo Bunker, Rekieta is in search of another woman's attention.

He also tweets about how he is was suicidal.
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Dear Nick. That's all.
AnOminous said:
He doesn't, he just lies like a motherfucker because he's a motherfucking liar.

So now he has Boogie's nonstop lying, John Walker Flynt's troonery, Dick's penchant for hanging around with nobody but pedophiles, Fatty Tomlinson's childing and child neglect, Jack Scalfatty's cooking skills, Tommy Tooter's authentic schizo gibberish, Ralph's drug abuse, and he's adding Russell Greer's creeping creepily into DMs.
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Nick doesn't realize that Influence wanes without constant upkeep and that his influence has waned considerably faster than anyone else in the Sektur. These manipulative games Nick is playing, these gay-ops both behind the scenes and in public are never going to work. Nick, you're not nearly as smart as you think you, especially now that you've turned your brain into Swiss cheese.

Nick spent at least the past eight years studying the way of the Lolcow, was his ultimate goal to become a perfect manifestation of that? Like some type of retarded Voltron pieced together by the greatest losers on the internet?
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream
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What could go wrong? Not like Nick has kids he cares about that Melton will salivate over after he and Nick inevitably break up.

Anybody want to spitball the over/under for an eventual Nick x Melton swing sesh?
 
Nick is totally melting down and is screaming over the telephone

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I think while screaming he also appeared to refer to April as "my girlfriend" while listing out people Aaron lied about but he was screaming so loud and fast I couldn't actually tell
 
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.
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Beautiful.

Ethan rants about the government pursuing him for being an accomplice for tampering with a witness, and in response Nick goes and looks for sympathy from his SECOND, paedophile, accomplice, all while he's trying to pretend on video to not be absolutely fucking insane for CPS. Bravo Balldo!
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zz35W4CYEpg
EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.
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Fucking Karmic how the only people willing to associate with Balldo now are this pedophile, JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in his ass while dressed as a cow,) JuJu's pet and another pedophile Vedo the Pedo, and the Gunt, a guy who jerked off on a hot cam DSP style to a 14 year old girl, and is forced to live in Mexico to hide from the law.

These are his peers. The lowest scum of the Internet, crackheads, pedophiles, and revenge pornographers.

He's drunk off his ass in that call in btw.
Slurring his words like fuck.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Fucking Karmic how the only people willing to associate with Balldo now are this pedophile, JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in his ass while dressed as a cow,) JuJu's pet and another pedophile Vedo the Pedo, and the Gunt, a guy who jerked off on a hot cam DSP style to a 14 year old girl, and is forced to live in Mexico to hide from the law.

These are his peers. The lowest scum of the Internet, crackheads, pedophiles, and revenge pornographers.

He's drunk off his ass in that call in btw.
Slurring his words like fuck.
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Some kiwis have talked about having a bad feeling about Nick being a pedo when he started associating with these people. I was kind of leaning more towards the common link being that they're just degenerate sex pests, but the type of pests they are doesn't inspire hope.
 
I love how he's trying to walk back the Nerd shit after we totally ripped his asshole open like JuJu at Burning Man over it.
:story:
DickMain said:
Some kiwis have talked about having a bad feeling about Nick being a pedo when he started associating with these people. I was kind of leaning more towards the common link being that they're just degenerate sex pests, but the type of pests they are doesn't inspire hope.
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Yeah I'm not gonna call him a pedo without evidence, I think Null has the right idea, that's something you don't call someone unless you could shoot them in the face and sleep soundly afterwards, that said, you can judge a man by the company he keeps.
When you associate with this many open pedophiles theres something sus.

His rant about muh conspiracy btw he is really slurring.
He is fucking wasted.
He's also talking fast like he's wired on something, but he could just be agitated. He is definitely drunk though.
I'd put money on it.
 
IamnottheNSA said:
>be Ethanol Liver Ralph
>"I'MMA GO OMNIBUSSIN AND DOXXXXXXX ALL THE KEE-WEE AYYLAWGS BISH! KILLSTREAM BAYBEY!"
>go to the omnibus hearing, smelling like shit and cheap alcohol
>give up the name your daddy gave you when pressured by a steel toe fan
>reveal to the kiwis your bald spot
>get laughed at by the kiwis (who ended up looking like normal people)
>end up humiliated while accomplishing nothing you set out to accomplish
>months later you're now wanted by the government for the whole thing
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Just how do you fuck up so bad, Ralph?
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How it feels to chew 5 gum not be Ethan Ralph.
 
He claims conspiracy by the people who talked to "the fucking preacher" and that he has recordings to prove it. Calls Pomplun stupid and gay. Screeching.

Doesn't know anything about a safe in his bedroom. Nobody has seen the safe except the cops. So crazy that not even Melton buys it.

Tough guy Nick has beaten up big guys, could totally deal with Aaron.
 
OMFG, Nick is insinuating that the coke was planted again like the giant faggot he is.

Claiming that "NOBODY SAW THE COKE IN THE SAVES OTHER THAN THE COPS"

omfg

Yes Nick, nobody other than the bodycam footage.
 
He has the fucking videos and recordings of people conspiring to go his priest to lie? Like are they saying "let's conspire to lie" or "this is really sad and gross should we go to the priest, I don't want to make false claims but this is probably serious enough?" He's making a LOT of very decisive factual statements, that's a very stupid idea. Extremely sad he didn't do this before the stream today.
 
He's trying to claim that someone planted a fucking safe in his house
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He is fucking cucked.
Even the other people on the call are shitting on him over it.
This may be only audio but we are in the middle of another pillstream.
Fucking listen to him slurping and slurring.
He's a few shots shy of AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed level wasted.
This is fucking gold.
 
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he attended the hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.
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Uh oh!

That's not good! More so for Nick than Ralph, maybe.

That sounds like they believe an awful lot in witness intimidation!

:story:

Balldo's Gate said:
Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zz35W4CYEpg
EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.
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The above drops, and then immediately Nick opens up another offensive against Aaron?

Lol.
 
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he attended the hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.
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Ethan Ralph has a warrant out for his arrest. It's from Stearns County, which means this likely refers to the Aaron Imholte hearing where Aaron was in jail that Ralph broadcast, not the Rekieta omnibus hearing:

Balldo's Gate said:
Ethan Ralph has a warrant for his arrest out in Stearns County, Minnesota
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