💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Tiger Jack]

Jack from Red Letter Media has oftentimes got a whole Rekieta thing going on.
He's talked about his alcoholism before and he's always been skinny, so it's more than likely from refusing to eat properly in order to combat alcohol bloat and weight gain, just like Rekieta.
Maybe he's on the coke train too. Who knows.

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I don't know if you can really compare the two. For one, Jack actually admitted that he had a problem.
Nick will never take that first step.

 

[Fortyone]

What is the funnier reality: Nick is simultaneously managing both his and April's social media accounts to pretend everything is hunky dory or April is finally entering her BPD meltdown arc?

I think I'd be happier with either tbh, but the latter seems more likely to produce kino.

The later would be great since April would inevitably drag Kayla into it and hopefully start the divorce arc. We all know Kayla is a cuck loser with no self respect or skills but maybe just maybe it would be enough to get the ball rolling.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is there even cheese in that dish? I was not able to identify any part of it. At first, I thought he made cauliflower in bechamel.
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It can look kind of slop-y if you don't care about the presentation. Apparently, what he made is supposed to be biscuits and gravy, which uses what appears to me as a sausage-infused version of bechamel sauce.
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What he's come up with is more like gravy and the illusion of biscuit. Why is everything he makes so excessively fatty? Do recovering cokeheads begin to crave fat all of a sudden, as their malnutrition catches up?

I love food autism-posting so much. I wish Rekieta a million more Locals cooking streams! Billions must eat slop.

Those look like the most undercooked unfluffed biscuits ever. I don't even know what he did to fuck them that bad.
I could say this is what happens when a damn Yankee tries to make real Southern food but I know Yankees that can cook great.
That's a fucking atrocity.
Nicks "biscuits and gravy" reminds me of what Sherman did to Atlanta.

 

[keke]

So sad the retarded Steel Toe a-logs scared April away from the internet because she’s such a complete delusional whore I’d love to see her stream with Nick. Insane to live the life she has and call herself a good woman the same year a child she lived with tested positive for cocaine that April was also using.

The cuckoo bird brood parasite of broken homes.

All she’s done is be a crack nanny and she’s getting Viking tattoos as if she’s been through something. Reminder that she was a stepmother to the children Nick is helping someone sexually harass.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Dad we can just order a pizza

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No we can't, daddy needs more nose candy. Here, have another serving:

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I guess it never was a law channel after all, but a cooking channel in disguise.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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...I cannot stress how unappetizing this looks. If you're going to make comfort food slop, you serve it a bowl and thrown something green on top to break up the color. You don't just pile it on a plate to be seen in all of its slop glory.

This is like a metaphor for Nick's life. He piled up a disaster and put it on display only for the entire internet to go "ew, what the fuck dude" and now he seethes, flabbergasted that he can't we keep telling him it's shit despite him saying otherwise.

 

[Law]

Kiwifarms needs to be the new DARE.

Doxxing Abuse Resistance Education?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick lost, the Farms won! Keep on sneeding, Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess it never was a law channel after all, but a cooking channel in disguise.

You crack'ed the code.

 

[Oxyjen]

Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

If this is actually April losing her fucking might while going un-coked and being ignored by Nick because he has to actually do shit for a change under supervision of his parent (who must be super happy about the situation, who does not dream about being forced to save your adult son from prison and raise his 5 kids????).

It funny how so many of the possible issues that could happen down the line of these criminal cases, which were predicted as scenarions on KF, are now starting to become reality.

The collective IQ here predicted a large number of events 100% correct.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Now that’s a hell of a pinned tweet! If Nick denies “us”, she’s going nuclear, and will spill allll the deets. Quite the threat. Your move Baldoman.

Plz note, "when", not "if".

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.

 

[Captain Manning]

Taking credit for Rittenhouse winning his case:

The fuck did Kyle do? Last I saw, from the election thread, he was handing out way more amusing burns than Nick.



See, that's actually funny.

Fapcop could fix her...

I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

 

[Shush]

Adjusted the audio from the recent stream when Bob showed up:

-Kayla warns him Nick is streaming
-Bob asks if he's doing someones show or his own
-Asks if Kayla wants him to take one of the kids to something
-Clarifies time of event and when he'll pick them up
-Leaves saying "So long, one of these days you'll have me on....more content"

Nick makes a face at one point while Kayla is talking, so tried to adjust the audio further to see what she said:

I hear "S-Shaina's in --------".

After watching this Nick must be really busy if his Dad is having to drive the kids around and do his groceries for him.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I saw @Fapcop over in the election thread offering to fix all the female TikTokers acting hysterical over Trump.

And, I must say, I am VERY disappointed in him for that. This thread, and Nick, has clearly been a bad influence on him...

Much like Nick, he is being unfaithful to Kayla. Shame on you Fapcop!

Fapcop wishes to save all crazy women. A futile, insane, but well intentioned goal.

 

[Farmer9876]

Dad we can just order a pizza

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Rakieta having thousand mile stare as flashbacks of fat purple hair dragon eating pizza and farting flashes before his eyes.

 

[Schpoots]

Has Aaron commented on Aprils behaviour? He was with her for awhile and would know if this shizo fairy-girl schtick is normal or not for her.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.

Now imagine eating it.
No wonder one of them prefers crack.